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A Cup

Member No.: 17972 Posts: 60 Joined: 09/2006

▫ Sep 29 2006, 04:40 Post #1

umm I'm 20 living in Missouri, in a town nobody has heard of. I'm a real nerd, i like to play games, mess with the computer, read books. I'm not really good at these types of posts and i'm usually not good at really posting period since I don't like to just jump in with comments. So um well if you'd like to know anything i would be happy to try and answer them.

D Cup

Member No.: 12313 Posts: 1,028 Joined: 12/2005

▫ Sep 29 2006, 05:09 Post #2

Welcome to RMM

I think that this pic will become my WelcomeBoob

A Cup

Member No.: 17972 Posts: 60 Joined: 09/2006

▫ Sep 29 2006, 05:49 Post #3

ok so i just wanted to post and say that after reading some more threads since starting my own topic, it seems there is some really cool and crazy stuff talked about around here and even though i probably wont talk much ill enjoy reading

Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Sep 29 2006, 06:39 Post #4

QUOTE(AlphaOmega)

umm I'm 20 living in Missouri, in a town nobody has heard of. I'm a real nerd, i like to play games, mess with the computer, read books. I'm not really good at these types of posts and i'm usually not good at really posting period since I don't like to just jump in with comments. So um well if you'd like to know anything i would be happy to try and answer them.

Some simple tips on survivng RMM

1) Never show favouritism to any one female, just admire them all
2) NEVER EVER start a duplicate thread
3) Brush up on your Simpsons trivia, quotes etc
4) Always agree with everything I say

E Cup+

Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Sep 29 2006, 14:43 Post #5

QUOTE(bondiguy)

Some simple tips on survivng RMM

1) Never show favouritism to any one female, just admire them all
2) NEVER EVER start a duplicate thread
3) Brush up on your Simpsons trivia, quotes etc
4) Always agree with everything I say

5) Jrock8 loves cock pics PMd to her. If you send her a pic of your cock, you will get an awesome pic in return. totally worth it.

Double D's

Member No.: 8319 Posts: 3,546 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Sep 29 2006, 15:05 Post #6

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

5) Jrock8 loves cock pics PMd to her. If you send her a pic of your cock, you will get an awesome pic in return. totally worth it.

bob, just b/c you keep sending me pics of your cock doesn't mean i want to see them... although if this noob does send me a cock shot, i'll be sure to forward it on to you... i know how you're looking to build your collection

E Cup+

Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Sep 29 2006, 15:07 Post #7

QUOTE(jrock8)

bob, just b/c you keep sending me pics of your cock doesn't mean i want to see them... although if this noob does send me a cock shot, i'll be sure to forward it on to you... i know how you're looking to build your collection

You play with matches, you get burned. I sacrifice so much for a good laugh

Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Sep 29 2006, 15:43 Post #8

QUOTE(AlphaOmega)

umm I'm 20 living in Missouri, in a town nobody has heard of. I'm a real nerd, i like to play games, mess with the computer, read books. I'm not really good at these types of posts and i'm usually not good at really posting period since I don't like to just jump in with comments. So um well if you'd like to know anything i would be happy to try and answer them.

97% smarter than half of the noobs around here already.

QUOTE(bondiguy)

Some simple tips on survivng RMM

1) Never show favouritism to any one female, just admire them all
2) NEVER EVER start a duplicate thread
3) Brush up on your Simpsons trivia, quotes etc
4) Always agree with everything I say

good good advice, except number 4 :crazydude:

:crazydude:

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

5) Jrock8 loves cock pics PMd to her. If you send her a pic of your cock, you will get an awesome pic in return. totally worth it.

Check

QUOTE(jrock8)

bob, just b/c you keep sending me pics of your cock doesn't mean i want to see them... although if this noob does send me a cock shot, i'll be sure to forward it on to you... i know how you're looking to build your collection

Mate

Melon Master

Member No.: 11658 Posts: 21,459 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Sep 29 2006, 16:51 Post #9

QUOTE(Gnappster)

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 29 2006, 12:39 AM)
Some simple tips on survivng RMM

1) Never show favouritism to any one female, just admire them all
2) NEVER EVER start a duplicate thread
3) Brush up on your Simpsons trivia, quotes etc
4) Always agree with everything I say

good good advice, except number 4

Editting inside of the quotation marks is a questionable behavior...But then Gnapster is a questionable character... :ph34r:

:ph34r:

Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Sep 29 2006, 17:44 Post #10

QUOTE(evade20)

Editting inside of the quotation marks is a questionable behavior...But then Gnapster is a questionable character... :ph34r:

:ph34r:

whom I desperately love

:crazydude:

E Cup+

Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Sep 29 2006, 18:55 Post #11

QUOTE(Gnappster)

I sure do hope he sends me more cock pics :wub:

:wub:

You two need to get a room! :puke:

:puke:

B Cup

Member No.: 16557 Posts: 213 Joined: 07/2006

▫ Sep 29 2006, 19:02 Post #12

hey sweetheart! just wanted to say whats up and you can be my male slave anytime!

Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Sep 29 2006, 19:04 Post #13

QUOTE(Gnappster)

I sure do hope he sends me more cock pics

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

You two need to get a room! :puke:

:puke:

Well, I don't remember any of that but I don't have the wherewithal to defend myself.

E Cup+

Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Sep 29 2006, 19:10 Post #14

QUOTE(Gnappster)

Well, I don't remember any of that but I don't have the wherewithal to defend myself.

Then I have no choice but to charge you the full cost of the materials

Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Sep 29 2006, 19:20 Post #15

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

Then I have no choice but to charge you the full cost of the materials

OK, heres $10.00.

damn, impressive cross-show spotting! but I guess it's still in the Groening universe.

E Cup+

Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Sep 29 2006, 19:28 Post #16

QUOTE(Gnappster)

OK, heres $10.00.

damn, impressive cross-show spotting! but I guess it's still in the Groening universe.

what have I done??!! :blink:

:blink:

yeah, it's been a while since I've seen Futurama spewed about here. I was totally into the show when it first came out... then I missed a few eps and lost track of it all and then just gave up. I had to cheat to spot that, but that was my first guess on where it came from.

and...

I finally watched the first commentary with conan... it was pretty lame, believe it or not. well, some of it was funny, but the commentary lacked because everyone seemed awestruck by him for some reason. I hope the monorail commentary is better. i can't wait to get to that ep.

Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Sep 29 2006, 19:48 Post #17

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

what have I done??!! :blink:

:blink:

yeah, it's been a while since I've seen Futurama spewed about here. I was totally into the show when it first came out... then I missed a few eps and lost track of it all and then just gave up. I had to cheat to spot that, but that was my first guess on where it came from.

and...

I finally watched the first commentary with conan... it was pretty lame, believe it or not. well, some of it was funny, but the commentary lacked because everyone seemed awestruck by him for some reason. I hope the monorail commentary is better. i can't wait to get to that ep.

I had the same futurama experience. now I try and catch it on cartoon network. it really was a funny show with some great one liners, died before its time.

I read that about one of the conan commentaries somewhere, kinda a letdown.

Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Sep 29 2006, 23:52 Post #18

QUOTE(Gnappster)

97% smarter than half of the noobs around here already.

Check

Mate

Thanks for editing my quote haha

QUOTE(wild n crazy)

hey sweetheart! just wanted to say whats up and you can be my male slave anytime!

Damn now there is an offer you cant refuse!

A Cup

Member No.: 17972 Posts: 60 Joined: 09/2006

▫ Sep 30 2006, 01:38 Post #19

thank you wild n crazy ill keep that in mind. and i used to watch futurama but then i only got 3 stations and it doesnt appear on any of them.

B Cup

Member No.: 17840 Posts: 317 Joined: 09/2006

▫ Oct 2 2006, 21:44 Post #20

Welcome to RMM. Post regulary and be nice to the lovely ladies *Including my girlfriend, PussyDrippin69* and you'll do fine on here. Just don't say anything stupid or post repetitive threads because the board warriors will DESTROY YOU

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