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▫ Dec 7 2006, 22:48 Post #221
QUOTE(closeup)
Yeah, I could do that. But it's not like she's wearing a french maids outfit. Especially now when it's about 30 degrees out. She's about the same size and shape as Kiana.

Sounds like someone needs to invest in a nanny-cam!!!

http://www.nannycam.com/
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▫ Dec 7 2006, 22:51 Post #222
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
secondly, Dancer????  Trust me.  she's just dying to hvae you take osme pics of her


exactly what I was thinking and probably true.

and if ou can't get any pics, you might be able to photoshop something plausible out of this:
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▫ Dec 7 2006, 22:52 Post #223
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Sounds like someone needs to invest in a nanny-cam!!!

http://www.nannycam.com/


damn, I was hoping that was going to be a different kind of website altogether.

as a sidenote, what percentage of sales do you think are to perverted old bastards?
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▫ Dec 7 2006, 22:58 Post #224
QUOTE(Gnappster)
exactly what I was thinking and probably true.

and if ou can't get any pics, you might be able to photoshop something plausible out of this:

Photo- what. You must have forgotten who you were talking to. I just checked to see if I already had any pictures of her from just being in the background. Nope.
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▫ Dec 7 2006, 23:01 Post #225
QUOTE(Gnappster)
exactly what I was thinking and probably true.

and if ou can't get any pics, you might be able to photoshop something plausible out of this:

done! :thumbup:
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▫ Dec 7 2006, 23:03 Post #226
QUOTE(Gnappster)
damn, I was hoping that was going to be a different kind of website altogether.

as a sidenote, what percentage of sales do you think are to perverted old bastards?

haha. Maybe there's a hidden url dealing with exactly that. :)

Likely upwards of 98.768543354% but thats' just a rough guess
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▫ Dec 7 2006, 23:05 Post #227
QUOTE(closeup)
Photo- what. You must have forgotten who you were talking to. I just checked to see if I already had any pictures of her from just being in the background. Nope.

Good point. Sometimes I lose track of plausibility and actually think you've absorbed the combined knowledge of all the sequential closeups.

In any case, just check out the link I provided and go from there. If you and the rest of the closeups can't figure out what to do next, just let me know.

As an added benefit of the nannycam, if her linebacker husband figures out what you're up to, you'll have darn good evidence against your assailant.
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▫ Dec 7 2006, 23:09 Post #228
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Good point.  Sometimes I lose track of plausibility and actually think you've absorbed the combined knowledge of all the sequential closeups. 

In any case, just check out the link I provided and go from there.  If you and the rest of the closeups can't figure out what to do next, just let me know.

As an added benefit of the nannycam, if her linebacker husband figures out what you're up to, you'll have darn good evidence against your assailant.

Link to what, the nannycam? This is starting to sound like more effort than 3d's babysitter. But, I said I'll see what I can do. And so I shall.
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▫ Dec 7 2006, 23:16 Post #229
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Link to what, the nannycam? This is starting to sound like more effort than 3d's babysitter. But, I said I'll see what I can do. And so I shall.

Good man!!

and 3d's babysitter pics took little effort. Search web, right click, open with paint, select black paint brush, save as, post on RMM. :lol:
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▫ Dec 8 2006, 03:08 Post #230
QUOTE(closeup)
She's about the same size and shape as Kiana.


Hot damn!!! :blink:

QUOTE(Gnappster)
exactly what I was thinking and probably true.

and if ou can't get any pics, you might be able to photoshop something plausible out of this:


3d is on the case!

QUOTE(Gnappster)
damn, I was hoping that was going to be a different kind of website altogether.

as a sidenote, what percentage of sales do you think are to perverted old bastards?


99.9% with a .01% margin for error
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▫ Dec 8 2006, 15:44 Post #231
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
done!  :thumbup:


WOW! How did YOU get a pic of closeup's maid??? :o
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▫ Dec 8 2006, 19:10 Post #232
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WOW! How did YOU get a pic of closeup's maid???  :o

closeup14.01.3 Rev C knows how to attach a file to an email.

the original closeup was trying to send me an email to my home address. I gave up when he told me he was licking the screen to seal the envelope.
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▫ Dec 8 2006, 20:40 Post #233
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
closeup14.01.3 Rev C knows how to attach a file to an email.

the original closeup was trying to send me an email to my home address.  I gave up when he told me he was licking the screen to seal the envelope.


:roflmao:
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▫ Dec 8 2006, 20:44 Post #234
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
closeup14.01.3 Rev C knows how to attach a file to an email.

the original closeup was trying to send me an email to my home address.  I gave up when he told me he was licking the screen to seal the envelope.

You could fill a book with what I don't know about computers, but my companies' website got 11,000 clicks from Google Adwords last week.
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▫ Dec 8 2006, 20:48 Post #235
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You could fill a book with what I don't know about computers, but my companies' website got 11,000 clicks from Google Adwords  last week.


Thats what you get when you name your domain name is www.xxxremoval.com
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▫ Dec 8 2006, 20:51 Post #236
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Thats what you get when you name your domain name is www.xxxremoval.com


HEY-OH! :lol:
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▫ Dec 8 2006, 20:53 Post #237
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HEY-OH!  :lol:


I'm here all week....

actually, im always here :P
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▫ Dec 8 2006, 20:57 Post #238
Here's something fucked-up that's happened 4-5 times in less than a month. Another moving companies toll-free number has the suffix 779 mine has 799. They've got MY number on the paperwork they're giving to their customers. These people are calling me all pissed off because they don't know where their furniture and stuff is. I just figured it out today after I check the website of the company everyone was mentioning. When I called them, the woman who answered couldn't get it thru her thick skull what I was trying to tell her. I think I got her to understand when I started using easy to understand words like "sue". Only time will tell.
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▫ Dec 8 2006, 21:01 Post #239
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Here's something fucked-up that's happened 4-5 times in less than a month. Another moving companies toll-free number has the suffix 779 mine has 799. They've got MY number on the paperwork they're giving to their customers. These people are calling me all pissed off because they don't know where their furniture and stuff is. I just figured it out today after I check the website of the company everyone was mentioning. When I called them, the woman who answered couldn't get it thru her thick skull what I was trying to tell her. I think I got her to understand when I started using easy to understand words like "sue". Only time will tell.


Ohhh don't get me started on the government, always hassling the small business man!
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▫ Dec 8 2006, 21:01 Post #240
QUOTE(closeup)
Here's something fucked-up that's happened 4-5 times in less than a month. Another moving companies toll-free number has the suffix 779 mine has 799. They've got MY number on the paperwork they're giving to their customers. These people are calling me all pissed off because they don't know where their furniture and stuff is. I just figured it out today after I check the website of the company everyone was mentioning. When I called them, the woman who answered couldn't get it thru her thick skull what I was trying to tell her. I think I got her to understand when I started using easy to understand words like "sue". Only time will tell.


and are you doing a movie on that , and thats why you put it in this thread ????? :P

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