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Double D's
Member No.: 12556 Posts: 3,164 Joined: 01/2006
▫ Mar 8 2006, 00:42 Post #121
QUOTE(natalie)
Well I hope this means that your relationship is getting better hun! :cheers:

Not sure how to answer that, I wouldn't say better allthough for the first time in 8 years he actually did laundry :blink:

But the stripper pole was easy stuff like that he is gung ho about, jUst have to wait until probably next month money wise. My sex swing was a molthers day present :ph34r:
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A Cup
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▫ Mar 8 2006, 01:26 Post #122
QUOTE(diane26)
My sex swing was a molthers day present :ph34r:


Should I be turned on by that? :huh:
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Melon Master
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▫ Mar 8 2006, 06:19 Post #123
QUOTE(evade20)
Diane needs to get a strap-on....Then he would really be worried about his ass! :roflmao:   :roflmao:   :roflmao:


Why don't you just loan her your strap on? :blink:
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Double D's
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▫ Mar 8 2006, 07:51 Post #124
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Why don't you just loan her your strap on? :blink:

Bondi that is gross I don't recycle sex toys :blink: Has yours been used yet? :huh:
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Melon Master
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▫ Mar 8 2006, 08:43 Post #125
QUOTE(diane26)
Bondi that is gross I don't recycle sex toys :blink:   Has yours been used yet? :huh:


no comment :ph34r:
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Melon Master
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▫ Mar 9 2006, 02:17 Post #126
QUOTE(diane26)
Bondi that is gross I don't recycle sex toys :blink:   Has yours been used yet? :huh:


Of course it has, just ask Gnappy. :lol: :nahnah:
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Melon Master
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▫ Mar 9 2006, 16:14 Post #127
QUOTE(evade20)
Of course it has, just ask Gnappy. :lol:   :nahnah:


Well, I just flew back from Australia and boy is my butt sore. Wait, is that how that joke is supposed to go? :huh:
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Melon Master
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▫ Mar 10 2006, 05:23 Post #128
QUOTE(Gnappster)
Well, I just flew back from Australia and boy is my butt sore. Wait, is that how that joke is supposed to go?  :huh:


I told you that Mardi Gras weekend wasn't the right time to visit but you just insisted on taking part didnt u? :P
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Double D's
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▫ Mar 24 2006, 17:12 Post #129
QUOTE(Vlad)
Thanks for the birthday congrats. :)

I'll buy that toy for you if I can have first internet control. :letsfuck:


Ok Vlad im ready where is it you can be first :nahnah:
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A Cup
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▫ Mar 26 2006, 04:13 Post #130
Anytime. :letsfuck:
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▫ Mar 26 2006, 04:21 Post #131
QUOTE(Vlad)
Anytime. :letsfuck:

Well im waiting is it in the mail :unsure: ;)
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A Cup
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▫ Mar 26 2006, 04:24 Post #132
QUOTE(diane26)
Well im waiting is it in the mail :unsure:   ;)


Hey you want it? I'll buy it. So long as I get control of the fun once in a while. :eatme:
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Double D's
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▫ Mar 26 2006, 04:25 Post #133
QUOTE(Vlad)
Hey you want it? I'll buy it. So long as I get control of the fun once in a while. :eatme:

Hell yes I want it my supplier just moved out :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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A Cup
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▫ Mar 26 2006, 04:28 Post #134
allright I'll order it for you then.
Or should I say... us. :lol:
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▫ Mar 26 2006, 06:13 Post #135
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QUOTE(Vlad)
allright I'll order it for you then.
Or should I say... us. :lol:

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
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