I Just Ordered My First

Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Feb 15 2006, 08:20 Post #101

Please see shoot the breeze for Aussie word of the week!

Double D's

Member No.: 12556 Posts: 3,164 Joined: 01/2006

▫ Feb 16 2006, 17:20 Post #102

Well the toungue thing came in yesterday if I find out if it works will let you all know. Will post what I got since I had to return the other thing, what the husband "approved" of.

▲ Top

Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Feb 16 2006, 17:24 Post #103

QUOTE(diane26)

Well the toungue thing came in yesterday if I find out if it works will let you all know. Will post what I got since I had to return the other thing, what the husband "approved" of.

you had to return the "other thing" cuz your husband approved of it? :huh:

▲ Top

Double D's

Member No.: 12556 Posts: 3,164 Joined: 01/2006

▫ Feb 16 2006, 17:28 Post #104

QUOTE(Gnappster)

you had to return the "other thing" cuz your husband approved of it? :huh:

Sorry I have had 3 hours of sleep total in the past 2 days LOL.

Husband didnt approve of the first one sent it back got credit he did "allow" me to get this one, should be here any day

http://www.mypleasure.com/store/Adult-Toys-for-Women/iVibe-C…

▲ Top

B Cup

Member No.: 11553 Posts: 150 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Feb 16 2006, 17:36 Post #105

QUOTE(diane26)

Sorry I have had 3 hours of sleep total in the past 2 days LOL.
Husband didnt approve of the first one sent it back got credit he did "allow" me to get this one, should be here any day
http://www.mypleasure.com/store/Adult-Toys-for-Women/iVibe-C…

well that one doesn't lood too bad.....did the first one intimidate him or what?

▲ Top

Double D's

Member No.: 12556 Posts: 3,164 Joined: 01/2006

▫ Feb 16 2006, 17:38 Post #106

QUOTE(thartmanjock)

well that one doesn't lood too bad.....did the first one intimidate him or what?

I guess he said I cant have anything that would be the size of a penis. And I cant use it alone

▲ Top

B Cup

Member No.: 11553 Posts: 150 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Feb 16 2006, 17:46 Post #107

QUOTE(diane26)

I guess he said I cant have anything that would be the size of a penis. And I cant use it alone

▲ Top

Double D's

Member No.: 12556 Posts: 3,164 Joined: 01/2006

▫ Feb 16 2006, 17:48 Post #108

QUOTE(thartmanjock)

WTF.......he's probably afraid of replacement.....hell i would encourage you to get a toy the size of a penis

cant use them alone huh....so when do you want me to come over

Let me check my schedule

▲ Top

B Cup

Member No.: 11553 Posts: 150 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Feb 16 2006, 18:01 Post #109

QUOTE(diane26)

Let me check my schedule

ok im waiting

▲ Top

Melon Master

Member No.: 11658 Posts: 21,459 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Feb 20 2006, 12:53 Post #110

QUOTE(thartmanjock)

ok im waiting

I'll volunteer to be camera man! :drama:

▲ Top

B Cup

Member No.: 10706 Posts: 141 Joined: 09/2005

▫ Mar 4 2006, 20:13 Post #111

Thought I would share a collection of my favorite toys :2thumbsup:

▲ Top

Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Mar 6 2006, 05:23 Post #112

QUOTE(sweetjuice38)

Thought I would share a collection of my favorite toys :2thumbsup:

Damn nice collection!

:blink:

▲ Top

D Cup

Member No.: 13587 Posts: 1,642 Joined: 02/2006

▫ Mar 6 2006, 20:53 Post #113

QUOTE(diane26)

I am sad to report that the husband was home when Fed Ex arrived and my package was confiscated. He is "allowing :whatever:

" me to return it and get something else instead but no Dildo so it looks like I will still never be able to learn to please myself yet. He is very insecure about any toy being used that is compariable to the size of a cock. :crazydude:

You've got to be kidding me! I'd say fuck you! That is totally selfish of him not to allow you the oppotunity to learn how to masturbate. I'm actually so pissed off right now I'd love to come kick his ass!

▲ Top

D Cup

Member No.: 13587 Posts: 1,642 Joined: 02/2006

▫ Mar 6 2006, 20:57 Post #114

QUOTE(girlie_girl)

what a cock master. Next time he is away I will overnight you a dildo. No lie. Let me know.
....talk about being insecure, geez.

You should have offered to get him a pocket pussy, and told him he'd be needing it because it'll be the only action he'll be getting.

▲ Top

C Cup

Member No.: 12859 Posts: 752 Joined: 01/2006

▫ Mar 6 2006, 20:59 Post #115

QUOTE(natalie)

You've got to be kidding me! I'd say fuck you! That is totally selfish of him not to allow you the oppotunity to learn how to masturbate. I'm actually so pissed off right now I'd love to come kick his ass!

I would 2nd that "you've got to be kidding me "He feels threatened by a rubber dick? maybe he really wants it for himself? :crazydude:

▲ Top

D Cup

Member No.: 13587 Posts: 1,642 Joined: 02/2006

▫ Mar 6 2006, 21:05 Post #116

QUOTE(johnny wadd)

I would 2nd that "you've got to be kidding me "He feels threatened by a rubber dick? maybe he really wants it for himself? :crazydude:

Yeah, he's probably afraid he'd be too tempted to fuck his ass. He's worried you'd find out that he's actually gay or a tranie.

▲ Top

Melon Master

Member No.: 11658 Posts: 21,459 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Mar 7 2006, 13:23 Post #117

QUOTE(natalie)

Yeah, he's probably afraid he'd be too tempted to fuck his ass.

Diane needs to get a strap-on....Then he would really be worried about his ass!

▲ Top

B Cup

Member No.: 13815 Posts: 242 Joined: 03/2006

▫ Mar 7 2006, 16:09 Post #118

QUOTE(natalie)

You've got to be kidding me! I'd say fuck you! That is totally selfish of him not to allow you the oppotunity to learn how to masturbate. I'm actually so pissed off right now I'd love to come kick his ass!

I agree that this sounds very selfish of him. I don't know the man but form how Diane describes him, he sounds a bit insecure. If he was to just lighten up a bit and allow her to blossom, he'd be better off in the end because his wife would be more sexually mature and open to keeping the love life exciting.

Diane, does he listen to how you feel? Maybe you need to sit him down and explain that you want to try new things...

If he doesn't listen... do them anyway, take pictures, and share them with us here at RMM. That'll teach him a lesson.

▲ Top

Double D's

Member No.: 12556 Posts: 3,164 Joined: 01/2006

▫ Mar 7 2006, 22:27 Post #119

QUOTE(thenewguy)

I agree that this sounds very selfish of him. I don't know the man but form how Diane describes him, he sounds a bit insecure. If he was to just lighten up a bit and allow her to blossom, he'd be better off in the end because his wife would be more sexually mature and open to keeping the love life exciting.

Diane, does he listen to how you feel? Maybe you need to sit him down and explain that you want to try new things...

If he doesn't listen... do them anyway, take pictures, and share them with us here at RMM. That'll teach him a lesson.

He is actually very good and very open when it comes to anything sex related BUT the dildo/masturbation thing. But as far as everything else he is awesome and all about me even said yes to getting the stripper pole. Just this one thing he wont budge one.

▲ Top

D Cup

Member No.: 13587 Posts: 1,642 Joined: 02/2006

▫ Mar 7 2006, 22:29 Post #120

QUOTE(diane26)

He is actually very good and very open when it comes to anything sex related BUT the dildo/masturbation thing. But as far as everything else he is awesome and all about me even said yes to getting the stripper pole. Just this one thing he wont budge one.

▲ Top