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Double D's
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▫ Feb 7 2006, 21:11 Post #21
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Melon Master
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▫ Feb 7 2006, 21:27 Post #22
QUOTE(diane26)
Yes Loved it so beautiful. Would love to retire in Mexico someday


yes it is.
i would like to retire by next year if possible.
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B Cup
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▫ Feb 7 2006, 21:31 Post #23
quote=diane26,Feb 7 2006, 05:11 PM]
Yes Loved it so beautiful. Would love to retire in Mexico someday

SOOOooooooooooo How did it feel??? :wink: :crazydude:

That would be a hot story!
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▫ Feb 7 2006, 21:55 Post #24
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▫ Feb 7 2006, 21:56 Post #25
QUOTE(diane26)
I dunno hasnt come yet.


and apparently, then neither have you :lol:
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▫ Feb 7 2006, 22:18 Post #26
QUOTE(Gnappster)
and apparently, then neither have you  :lol:


:whipya:
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Melon Master
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▫ Feb 7 2006, 22:21 Post #27
QUOTE(diane26)
:whipya:


yup, i was right! :P
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▫ Feb 8 2006, 00:43 Post #28
QUOTE(diane26)
Vibrator, now I can finally learn how to please myself :thumbup:

Got this one

wow the gadgets they make nowadays :P I hope you enjoy because masturbation is really fun...it's never overrated and it can never get boring...if i could i'd do it all the time.
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▫ Feb 8 2006, 01:10 Post #29
You should have lots of fun with it!!!
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Melon Master
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▫ Feb 10 2006, 12:05 Post #30
QUOTE(Gnappster)
and apparently, then neither have you  :lol:


simple but effective and oh so funny!
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C Cup
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▫ Feb 10 2006, 13:03 Post #31
you should have started out with something more simple...now you have nothing to work up to. :(

ps. I want pics
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Melon Master
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▫ Feb 10 2006, 17:34 Post #32
QUOTE(girlie_girl)
you should have started out with something more simple...now you have nothing to work up to. :(

ps. I want pics


Pics hell, I want a video! :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :kisses: :whipya:
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Double D's
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▫ Feb 11 2006, 00:36 Post #33
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▫ Feb 11 2006, 00:42 Post #34
hey honey thats not fair , your hubby is being a nob, every woman should have a dildo and your one looked great honey , poor girl x x
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▫ Feb 11 2006, 00:53 Post #35
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▫ Feb 11 2006, 01:01 Post #36
thats defo not fair . i will say they are great i used on eon ex and she was screaming mentally it was so good. your man is a wnak sorry but he is for not letting u get it x
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▫ Feb 11 2006, 01:07 Post #37
QUOTE(diane26)
I am sad to report that the husband was home when Fed Ex arrived and my package was confiscated. He is "allowing  :whatever: " me to return it and get something else instead but no Dildo so it looks like I will still never be able to learn to please myself yet. He is very insecure about any toy being used that is compariable to the size of a cock. :crazydude:   :(


What the fuck!! Why are you with him? My hubby has bought all kinds of toys for me. How sad. On the brighter side, you don't need a toy to please yourself...use your fingers! Or, do you have a detachable shower head with different settings? Water can be a kitty's best friend. hee-hee. :cheers:
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▫ Feb 11 2006, 01:10 Post #38
nice idea tippytoes good one with the shower head. fingers even better and licking them after you have come u cant get any better. buy one and dont let him know honey get it delivered to girlfriends house and he wont know x
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▫ Feb 11 2006, 01:17 Post #39
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▫ Feb 11 2006, 01:19 Post #40
QUOTE(diane26)
He is all for any other kind of toy but that. Wont be with him forever :wink:   Just have to have all my ducks in a row.
Anyway I have always been someone that needed to be rammed with a dick in the end can never just have foreplay or even orgasim I am not satisfied until I have that ending which is why I was thinking i need to get a dildo to learn how to masturbate because I will want that at the end. I dunno I think I am just a freak :rolleyes:


Nope, you're not a freak. You know what you like and what works for you. More power to you.
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