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Melon Master
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▫ Oct 12 2006, 07:40 Post #261
QUOTE(ddd35)
well lets find a tree stump  bend ya over and begin to spank ya for the Bday next month !!!!!!! it might take us a while to finish though  ...


Somebody can't see the forest from the trees
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▫ Oct 12 2006, 10:53 Post #262
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Somebody can't see the forest from the trees

I suppose not :crazydude:
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▫ Oct 12 2006, 11:59 Post #263
QUOTE(ddd35)
I suppose not  :crazydude:


Ok, that was an evade level lame joke..... sorry :P
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▫ Oct 12 2006, 12:03 Post #264
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Ok, that was an evade level lame joke..... sorry :P

no worries .. :2thumbsup:
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▫ Oct 12 2006, 12:08 Post #265
QUOTE(ddd35)
no worries ..  :2thumbsup:


Now lets forget all our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream
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▫ Oct 12 2006, 16:23 Post #266
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Now lets forget all our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream


haha spotted :thumbup: (as I've used that one before)
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D Cup
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▫ Oct 12 2006, 17:21 Post #267
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Now lets forget all our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream

go easy on him bondi, he's a blackeyed pea farmer from the midwest.....and his favorite babysitter went off to college this fall so he has way too much time on his brain.
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▫ Oct 13 2006, 06:51 Post #268
QUOTE(Gnappster)
haha spotted  :thumbup:   (as I've used that one before)


Yeah but it was worthy of another spin

QUOTE(boanna)
go easy on him bondi, he's a blackeyed pea farmer from the midwest.....and his favorite babysitter went off to college this fall so he has way too much time on his brain.


Yes'm
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▫ Oct 13 2006, 10:57 Post #269
QUOTE(boanna)
go easy on him bondi, he's a blackeyed pea farmer from the midwest.....and his favorite babysitter went off to college this fall so he has way too much time on his brain.

thanks hun !!!!! :drinkup:
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▫ Oct 13 2006, 11:30 Post #270
QUOTE(ddd35)
thanks hun !!!!! :drinkup:


I think you'll find she was takin the piss mate :blink:
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▫ Oct 13 2006, 19:13 Post #271
QUOTE(ddd35)
thanks hun !!!!! :drinkup:

thats only the beginning for you! after the "comment" you left in my thread! why, why, do i have to whoop your suspendered ass every few weeks! :whipya:
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▫ Oct 14 2006, 02:07 Post #272
QUOTE(boanna)
thats only the beginning for you! after the "comment" you left in my thread!  why, why, do i have to whoop your suspendered ass every few weeks!   :whipya:

Im either a slow learner or I LIKE IT !!!!! :spankin:
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▫ Oct 26 2006, 21:45 Post #273
How's this for bullshit:

A couple of days ago a friend of mine told me about a program she works for "Feral Felines" that had a Maine Coon cat ready for adoption. So yesterday we have breakfast together than drive over to where these cats are kept. The cat I was interested in was a three month old kitten. So we get to this place, the second floor of a transmission shop, and there's about 30 cats in cages. They bring me the coon cat, I like the way he acts/looks and agree to pay the $70.00 adoption fee. But first someone higher up the heirarchy at this organization has to approve it. I've had a Maine Coon for a pet for over ten years (Bart) until he got killed a couple of years ago. Anyway, this lady from the cat place just called me and said she wasn't going to let me have the cat because she thought the cat would get lonely living here. She thought the cat needed another cat to keep it company. She personally has 18 cats in her house. . The friend who got me interested in the first place is pissed. She thinks it's bullshit and will probably quit. WTF. Since my other cat was named Bart and this one was female, I was gonna name it Maggie. Oh well...
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▫ Oct 26 2006, 22:07 Post #274
thst is pretty stupid. cats can be social animals as far as living with other cats but do fine on their own, as long as they have their owner. dogs are far more social creatures, so should everyone who wants a dog be forced to get at least 2? and 18 cats in your house?? i could imagine how good her place must smell.
I have 2 cats I have to get rid of...interested? ;)
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▫ Oct 27 2006, 01:39 Post #275
Yeah, they can do fine on their own. It makes me question the judgement of the person in charge of this program. It would be like me going into a motorcycle shop and asking to buy a 1100cc motorcycle and be told that they didn't think I could handle it. When I've told them that I've been riding an 1100 for ten years, it might change their argument. I've had a coon cat for ten years with no problems, I think I can handle it. And 18 cats? Who needs a lesson on what's best for their welfare?
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▫ Oct 27 2006, 20:50 Post #276
QUOTE(closeup)
Yeah, they can do fine on their own. It makes me question the judgement of the person in charge of this program. It would be like me going into a motorcycle shop and asking to buy a 1100cc motorcycle and be told that they didn't think I could handle it. When I've told them that I've been riding an 1100 for ten years, it might change their argument. I've had a coon cat for ten years with no problems, I think I can handle it. And 18 cats? Who needs a lesson on what's best for their welfare?


I agree with you, Closeup. Besides cats are really capable of adapting...The woman that runs the place is just a freak. 18 cats :puke: Damn, I remember when we had five and that was way too many. I have two and a German Sheppard, all of them adopted. I'm not into that pure bred papered shit. I had a cat that our vet thought was part Maine Coon...it was an outstanding animal. Good choice...but then I suppose it goes with your territory. :P
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▫ Oct 28 2006, 02:27 Post #277
QUOTE(evade20)
I agree with you, Closeup.  Besides cats are really capable of adapting...The woman that runs the place is just a freak.  18 cats  :puke:   Damn, I remember when we had five and that was way too many.  I have two and a German Sheppard, all of them adopted.  I'm not into that pure bred papered shit.  I had a cat that our vet thought was part Maine Coon...it was an outstanding animal.  Good choice...but then I suppose it goes with your territory.  :P

Really more of a coincidence, having already had a coon cat, I wanted another. The thing about Maine Coon cats is that they've never been overbred unlike most dogs and cats. It kinda kept them normal. Anyway, it looks like I'm not getting another one any time soon, but I would recommend that breed to anyone interested in getting a cat.
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▫ Oct 28 2006, 06:15 Post #278
QUOTE(closeup)
How's this for bullshit:

A couple of days ago a friend of mine told me about a program she works for "Feral Felines" that had a Maine Coon cat ready for adoption. So yesterday we have breakfast together than drive over to where these cats are kept. The cat I was interested in was a three month old kitten. So we get to this place, the second floor of a transmission shop, and there's about 30 cats in cages. They bring me the coon cat, I like the way he acts/looks and agree to pay the $70.00 adoption fee. But first someone higher up the heirarchy at this organization has to approve it.  I've had a Maine Coon for a pet for over ten years (Bart) until he got killed a couple of years ago. Anyway, this lady from the cat place just called me and said she wasn't going to let me have the cat because she thought the cat would get lonely living here. She thought the cat needed another cat to keep it company. She personally has 18 cats in her house. . The friend who got me interested in the first place is pissed. She thinks it's bullshit and will probably quit. WTF. Since my other cat was named Bart and this one was female, I was gonna name it Maggie. Oh well...


Was it this lady???

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▫ Oct 29 2006, 03:00 Post #279
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Was it this lady???


Only if she has 15 more cats in her house. That place must constantly smell like a litter-box, there's no way it can't stink.
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▫ Oct 29 2006, 14:54 Post #280
Hott doesn't like cats to much...except her own little kitty which she plays with often. ;)

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