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▫ Oct 6 2006, 15:05 Post #241
QUOTE(ddd35)
I wish it would rain  were in  our 2nd yr of drought ,    My pond  is  10 down  , the fish will freeze kill this winner if its doesnt rain soon ..
I didnt think you liked Nuclear stuff ?     :2thumbsup:

Geez, we got tons of rain here all summer and especially in the past 2 weeks. You really didnt' get any of that in peoria???
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▫ Oct 6 2006, 21:35 Post #242
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Geez, we got tons of rain here all summer and especially in the past 2 weeks.  You really didnt' get any of that in peoria???

we have had maybe 1 inch since july , now there are places around that got up to 6 inches but not us ......
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▫ Oct 6 2006, 22:21 Post #243
QUOTE(ddd35)
I wish it would rain  were in  our 2nd yr of drought ,    My pond  is  10' down  , the fish will freeze kill this winter if its doesnt rain soon ..
I didnt think you liked Nuclear stuff ?     :2thumbsup:


I feel for you as large chunks of Australia are in drought too.... this is global warming for you! And they thought it wouldn't happen for thousands of years?

QUOTE(ddd35)
we have had maybe  1 inch since  july ,  now there are places around that got up to  6 inches   but not us  ......


*Insert obvious 1 inch cock joke here*
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▫ Oct 6 2006, 22:29 Post #244
QUOTE(bondiguy)
I feel for you as large chunks of Australia are in drought too.... this is global warming for you! And they thought it wouldn't happen for thousands of years?
*Insert obvious 1 inch cock joke here*

how 'bout: The only way he was able to get to six inches was by pumping it in/out 6 times.
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▫ Oct 6 2006, 22:37 Post #245
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
how 'bout:  The only way he was able to get to six inches was by pumping it in/out 6 times.


That works :lol:

Or...

The only way he got 6 inches was by multiplying length and circumference :P
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▫ Oct 7 2006, 11:08 Post #246
QUOTE(bondiguy)
That works :lol:

Or...

The only way he got 6 inches was by multiplying length and circumference :P


oh yeah make a joke , just because a guy isnt hung like a horse doesnt mean , oh shit what am I sayin ? :crazydude:
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▫ Oct 7 2006, 16:09 Post #247
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QUOTE(bondiguy)
That works :lol:

Or...

The only way he got 6 inches was by multiplying length and circumference :P

this ones just for , bondi, gnappy and bob

If you cant read it , it says ( YOU MUST BE THIS LONG TO ENJOY THIS RIDE )
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▫ Oct 7 2006, 16:12 Post #248
QUOTE(ddd35)
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this ones just for , bondi, gnappy and bob

If you cant read it , it says  ( YOU MUST BE THIS LONG TO ENJOY THIS RIDE  )

Bullshit. I'm sure any guy can would enjoy that ride. She probably means you must be that long for her to enjoy it... and in that case, who cares? :lol:
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▫ Oct 8 2006, 10:28 Post #249
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Bullshit.  I'm sure any guy can would enjoy that ride.  She probably means you must be that long for her to enjoy it... and in that case, who cares?  :lol:

I took you for a inconsiderat type A male LOL
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▫ Oct 9 2006, 04:59 Post #250
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Bullshit.  I'm sure any guy can would enjoy that ride.  She probably means you must be that long for her to enjoy it... and in that case, who cares?  :lol:


hell yeah! :lol:

If half the people involved in any one sexual act orgasm, that is still a pretty good strike rate :thumbup:
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▫ Oct 9 2006, 17:15 Post #251
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Bullshit.  I'm sure any guy can would enjoy that ride.  She probably means you must be that long for her to enjoy it... and in that case, who cares?  :lol:


hey, thats really funny....but.....ive said it once and i will say it again...its all about the girth! i believe a kind gentleman mentioned it here once....if you handed me a garden hose, i'd water the lawn, thats about it! :)
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▫ Oct 10 2006, 04:51 Post #252
QUOTE(boanna)
hey, thats really funny....but.....ive said it once and i will say it again...its all about the girth!  i believe a kind gentleman mentioned it here once....if you handed me a garden hose, i'd water the lawn, thats about it! :)


making my tree stump sound good :lol:
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▫ Oct 10 2006, 10:37 Post #253
QUOTE(boanna)
hey, thats really funny....but.....ive said it once and i will say it again...its all about the girth!  i believe a kind gentleman mentioned it here once....if you handed me a garden hose, i'd water the lawn, thats about it! :)


umm would you water it naked ?
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▫ Oct 10 2006, 15:35 Post #254
QUOTE(ddd35)
I took you for a inconsiderat type A male      LOL


I don't think there is a type B
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▫ Oct 10 2006, 21:59 Post #255
QUOTE(bondiguy)
making my tree stump sound good :lol:

trees and treestumps come in very, very handy!

:)
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▫ Oct 10 2006, 22:09 Post #256
QUOTE(boanna)
trees and treestumps come in very, very handy!

:)


gives me a hell of a woody!
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▫ Oct 10 2006, 22:33 Post #257
QUOTE(Gnappster)
gives me a hell of a woody!

now that was a corny line. Haha. get it?? Acorn. Haha. ahhhh, forget it.
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▫ Oct 10 2006, 22:45 Post #258
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
now that was a corny line.  Haha.  get it?? Acorn.  Haha.  ahhhh, forget it.


Oh I get.
It's very clever.
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▫ Oct 11 2006, 05:55 Post #259
QUOTE(boanna)
trees and treestumps come in very, very handy!

:)


So I see :blink:

QUOTE(Gnappster)
Oh I get.
It's very clever.


I wonder how that's working out for him?
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▫ Oct 11 2006, 12:21 Post #260
QUOTE(boanna)
trees and treestumps come in very, very handy!

:)

well lets find a tree stump bend ya over and begin to spank ya for the Bday next month !!!!!!! it might take us a while to finish though ...
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