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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 1 2006, 17:36 Post #181
I hate when your just about to orgasm and your cell phone rings , and its your wife and she wants to know when you'll be home from work ... :blahblah:
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 1 2006, 22:03 Post #182
you never really hear men say they had an orgasm.... more like, I came like a fountain
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C Cup
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▫ Sep 2 2006, 03:44 Post #183
i hate when men use immature terminology for orgasm...... haha

:P
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 2 2006, 10:35 Post #184
QUOTE(fellatiofiend18)
i hate when men use immature terminology for orgasm...... haha

:P


Thats why I class it up and say... Im Arriving! :P
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 2 2006, 10:49 Post #185
well I was trying to be politically correct and not say BLowing MY load :2thumbsup:
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 2 2006, 20:57 Post #186
QUOTE(fellatiofiend18)
i hate when men use immature terminology for orgasm...... haha

:P


QUOTE(bondiguy)
Thats why I class it up and say... Im Arriving! :P


I tell her, "oops, I arrived, I'll get you a towel"
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 4 2006, 05:28 Post #187
QUOTE(Gnappster)
I tell her, "oops, I arrived, I'll get you a towel"


Staying true to your AL Bundy Sig pic :P
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 4 2006, 14:22 Post #188
QUOTE(Gnappster)
I tell her, "oops, I arrived, I'll get you a towel"


SHe said immature not premature Gnappy :2thumbsup:
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C Cup
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▫ Sep 5 2006, 04:52 Post #189
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Thats why I class it up and say... Im Arriving! :P


man if i heard that, id stop midfuck and say "yea, and im leaving..."

QUOTE(ddd35)
well I was trying to be politically correct and not say  BLowing  MY load  :2thumbsup:


blowing a load is ok terminology for me! ;)

QUOTE(Gnappster)
I tell her, "oops, I arrived, I'll get you a towel"


you know what i say to that..... ok, i dont know but its pretty fucking pathetic. haha :haha: lol
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Double D's
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▫ Sep 5 2006, 10:40 Post #190
QUOTE(fellatiofiend18)
i hate when men use immature terminology for orgasm...... haha

:P

I just say "Ahhhhhh Im cumming!!!"

work for your Cort?
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 5 2006, 10:42 Post #191
QUOTE(fellatiofiend18)
man if i heard that, id stop midfuck and say "yea, and im leaving..."
blowing a load is ok terminology for me! ;)
you know what i say to that..... ok, i dont know but its pretty fucking pathetic. haha  :haha:   lol


Well Id a blow my load all over those fine boobs of yours cort . :2thumbsup: :bonerfied:
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 5 2006, 16:21 Post #192
QUOTE(fellatiofiend18)
man if i heard that, id stop midfuck and say "yea, and im leaving..."
blowing a load is ok terminology for me! ;)
you know what i say to that..... ok, i dont know but its pretty fucking pathetic. haha  :haha:   lol


way to make a brother feel bad
:buti:

QUOTE(paybarraman)
I just say "Ahhhhhh Im cumming!!!"

work for your Cort?

then SHE says, "I haven't even taken my clothes off yet!"
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 5 2006, 16:23 Post #193
I have a problem , my wife and I have been invited to the wedding of a girl friend of ours sister , well the problem is we havent seen the girl friend for probably 2 yrs but she keeps sending me emails telling me how big her boobs are and what she looks like and what she will be wearing under her bridemaids gown (nothing ) yes she is married with 3 kids but has held on to her DD boobies with pride and much work , Now the problem is My wife is pretty pissed at her for sending the emails and such but she feels we should attend the wedding , my feeling is its going to turn ugly so we should just go to the races and stay away ..... HELP
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Double D's
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▫ Sep 5 2006, 16:26 Post #194
QUOTE(ddd35)
I have a problem ,  my wife and I have been invited to the wedding of a  girl friend of ours sister , well the problem is we havent seen the girl friend for probably 2 yrs  but she keeps sending me emails telling me how big her boobs are  and what she looks like and what she will be wearing under  her  bridemaids gown (nothing )  yes she is married with 3 kids but has held on to her DD boobies with pride and much work , Now the problem is My wife is pretty pissed at her for sending the emails and such  but she feels we should attend the wedding , my feeling is  its going to turn ugly so we should just go to the races and  stay away ..... HELP


i believe that in order to fully understand this issue and give you a complete answer, we need you to post any pictures of this woman that she sent you... :drama: :lol:
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 5 2006, 16:36 Post #195
QUOTE(ddd35)
I have a problem ,  my wife and I have been invited to the wedding of a  girl friend of ours sister , well the problem is we havent seen the girl friend for probably 2 yrs  but she keeps sending me emails telling me how big her boobs are  and what she looks like and what she will be wearing under  her  bridemaids gown (nothing )  yes she is married with 3 kids but has held on to her DD boobies with pride and much work , Now the problem is My wife is pretty pissed at her for sending the emails and such  but she feels we should attend the wedding , my feeling is  its going to turn ugly so we should just go to the races and  stay away ..... HELP

I think Hugh Heffner himself gets propositioned less from large breasted women than you do. :lol:

QUOTE(jrock8)
i believe that in order to fully understand this issue and give you a complete answer, we need you to post any pictures of this woman that she sent you...  :drama:   :lol:

here here
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▫ Sep 5 2006, 17:51 Post #196
QUOTE(Gnappster)
I think Hugh Heffner himself gets propositioned less from large breasted women than you do.  :lol:
here here


Huh well in my younger days I seemed to be the nice guy type and drew in the big breasted type women , they used to tell me I was just to damn nice , but if they want to show them off i was more then willing to look ...

im working on the picture for you guys but my wife deleted all of them but ai think I hid some in my home computer Im going to look there when i have time ....
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Double D's
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▫ Sep 5 2006, 18:29 Post #197
Does she know your wife has read those Emails? I'd have to question her motivation for sending them. Have any other family members received them, or just you? Sounds like she needs an outlet for showing-off her tits. Sounds like she needs RMM. :flashboobs:
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▫ Sep 5 2006, 20:35 Post #198
QUOTE(closeup)
Does she know your wife has read those Emails? I'd have to question her motivation for sending them. Have any other family members received them, or just you? Sounds like she needs an outlet for showing-off her tits. Sounds like she needs RMM. :flashboobs:

Just me , she is very proud of her boobs always has been , in school she would flash them allot ,,, when she went out she wore tops to show them off ... I want to introduce her to RMM but I need to do it so her hubby doesnt figure it out hed shit a brick .... when she emails she deletes evrything so he doesnt see , theres a thread here called sneaking around well thats her ........ :cheers:
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▫ Sep 6 2006, 06:01 Post #199
QUOTE(fellatiofiend18)
man if i heard that, id stop midfuck and say "yea, and im leaving..."


What about busting a nut??? :P

QUOTE(Gnappster)
then SHE says, "I haven't even taken my clothes off yet!"


:lol: no one else picked up on that but it was damn funny :thumbup:
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▫ Sep 6 2006, 07:25 Post #200
QUOTE(paybarraman)
I just say "Ahhhhhh Im cumming!!!"
work for you Cort?

hey, thats my line!!!

QUOTE(ddd35)
Well Id a blow my load all over those fine boobs of yours cort . :2thumbsup:   :bonerfied:

oooh why thank you love. i quite like to watch a man shoot his spunk onto me. hot to see the cum exit the head.... mmmmm :suckadick:

QUOTE(Gnappster)
way to make a brother feel bad
:buti:

haha oh gnappy, suck it up and take it like a man.....

(dammit, did you just hear bondi sprinting in this direction..... :rolleyes: )
QUOTE(Gnappster)
then SHE says, "I haven't even taken my clothes off yet!"


yea thats cuz we fuck with my skirt ON :nahnah:

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