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Melon Master
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▫ Aug 18 2006, 07:35 Post #141
QUOTE(hott1976)
i hate giving compliments to people and never even hearing a thank you.  I guess that was someone else's rant to awhile back.


Thanks hun :P
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▫ Aug 19 2006, 00:52 Post #142
QUOTE(fellatiofiend18)
ok, what im about to say isnt going to be patriotic, supportive, helpful, or mature
but im entitled to say it god dammit

FUCK BUSH


Cort,
Which one??? George Sr? George Jr? Jeb?
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▫ Aug 19 2006, 02:55 Post #143
d. all of the above?
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▫ Aug 21 2006, 03:58 Post #144
QUOTE(bondiguy)
d. all of the above?
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▫ Aug 21 2006, 04:22 Post #145
:thumbup:
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▫ Aug 21 2006, 16:29 Post #146
I see on the morning news were Hillary Clinton is ranked to be the best choice to run for president in 08 , SO her husband gets head from a intern , she runs for senate wins and now they think she can be president ,, WTF ,, The only thing I can figure out is all the married women that dont give there hubbys sex must have been asked to run that Pole .....1!!!!!!!!!
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▫ Aug 21 2006, 22:09 Post #147
Truth be know fucking Hillary gave lewinski to Bill just for that reason :D

The way I see it .. The president SHOULD be able to get head from anyone he wants... hes the fucking president. This bullshit of putting up a phoney "happily married" front like its the American fucking way anymore is an insult. I don't give a god damn if the President has a happy home life. I want my fucking gas prices to come down and if it takes a cigar in the pussy while he's getting a blowjob then Ill buy the president A box on Havana's finest.

If I was Bill I woulda just said, " why hell yes I fucked Lewinski, in the ass in the mouth, in the fucking oval office on the ottoman I got from putin for Christmas, did you see who I am married to, a frigid power hungry cunt who wouldnt touch a dick unless it acitvated a fucking voting booth" of course I fucked my intern!!!" He wasnt gonna get impeached for fucking some bitch in ablue dress , he was gonna get impeached for lying under oath. Give me the truth I say :D

The same with Bush. Let him fuck whoever he wants to. Nothing like a good shot into some girls hair to clear your mind on the more important tasks at hand :D

I think Americas Porn stars need to do more for their Government and start offering their "services" to the White House staff!!!!
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▫ Aug 22 2006, 01:53 Post #148
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)
Truth be know fucking Hillary  gave lewinski to Bill just for that reason :D

The way I see it .. The president SHOULD be able to get head from anyone he wants... hes the fucking president.  This bullshit of putting up a phoney "happily married" front like its the American fucking way anymore is an insult.  I don't give a god damn if the President has a happy home life. I want my fucking gas prices to come down and if it takes a cigar in the pussy while he's getting a blowjob then Ill buy the president A box on Havana's finest.
If I was Bill I woulda just said, " why hell yes I fucked Lewinski, in the ass in the mouth, in the fucking oval office on the ottoman I got from putin for Christmas, did you see who I am married to, a frigid power hungry cunt who wouldnt touch a dick unless it acitvated a fucking voting booth"  of course I fucked my intern!!!"  He wasnt gonna get impeached for fucking some bitch in ablue dress , he was gonna get impeached for lying under oath.  Give me the truth I say :D

The same with Bush.  Let him fuck whoever he wants to.  Nothing like a good shot into some girls hair to clear your mind on the more important tasks at hand :D

I think Americas Porn stars need to do more for their Government and start offering their "services" to the White House staff!!!!


A>>>fucking >>>Men brother ....the man holds his finger over THE button and people give him shit for getting some on the side :unsure:

WTF
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▫ Aug 22 2006, 05:29 Post #149
Comedy.. you funniest post to date... killer :thumbup:
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▫ Aug 22 2006, 10:47 Post #150
thats awesome comedy , all good points , but should hillary be president ?
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▫ Aug 23 2006, 02:13 Post #151
QUOTE(ddd35)
thats  awesome   comedy  , all good points  , but should hillary be president ?

Think about it. If Hillary runs and no other women are candidates it's not a matter of should she be President. It's how the hell is this country going to survive another 4-8 years of her being President.
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▫ Aug 23 2006, 05:58 Post #152
QUOTE(ddd35)
thats  awesome   comedy  , all good points  , but should hillary be president ?


It would be a landmark in World Politics!
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▫ Aug 23 2006, 10:46 Post #153
it scares me to death
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▫ Aug 23 2006, 14:42 Post #154
At least she Pee's standing up!
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▫ Aug 23 2006, 19:24 Post #155
:2thumbsup:
QUOTE(johnny wadd)
At least she Pee's standing up!

That is true , maybe thats why bill looked elsewere , shes got a bit of extra package ...
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▫ Aug 24 2006, 11:04 Post #156
saw a shirt yesterday that said this

MEET THE FUCKERS

WITH A PICTURE OF THE 2 BUSH PRESIDENTS UNDER IT
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▫ Aug 24 2006, 11:29 Post #157
I have little to no interest in American Politics... they're all cowboys
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▫ Aug 24 2006, 17:30 Post #158
i can understand that , but here we just call them idiots ......
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▫ Aug 24 2006, 23:31 Post #159
QUOTE(ddd35)
i can understand that  , but here we just call them idiots  ......

and or ddd35 :blink:
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▫ Aug 25 2006, 05:38 Post #160
QUOTE(belicked6924)
and or ddd35  :blink:


low blow but HEY-OH!!! :lol:

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