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▫ Jan 9 2007, 19:37 Post #321
QUOTE(closeup)
Lucky bastard. Maybe I'll start Fed-Exing my trash to you. It would be cheaper that what I have now and you could probably find a use for all my used pizza boxes. :blink:

Sure, i'd do that for ya. I only take my garbage out once every 2 weeks, sometimes three. I don't generate lots of garbage and the city provides us with extremely large garbage bins.
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▫ Jan 9 2007, 19:52 Post #322
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Sure, i'd do that for ya.  I only take my garbage out once every 2 weeks, sometimes three.  I don't generate lots of garbage and the city provides us with extremely large garbage bins.


I take out garbage almost every day lately. I don't know where it all comes from, but it seems like the garbage is always full and needs to be taken out. Maybe it's just more since I moved and still am organizing stuff. I don't remember how often I used to take out garbage beacuse the bin was usually never full so it was never an issue. But between dirty diapers and dog shit, the garbage adds up fast.
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▫ Jan 9 2007, 20:06 Post #323
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I take out garbage almost every day lately. I don't know where it all comes from, but it seems like the garbage is always full and needs to be taken out. Maybe it's just more since I moved and still am organizing stuff. I don't remember how often I used to take out garbage beacuse the bin was usually never full so it was never an issue. But between dirty diapers and dog shit, the garbage adds up fast.

ARGH!!! there's a great quote about changing maggie's diaper and homer suggests just having her roam outside. I can't remember where it's from. Oooh, wait a minute. I think it's the one where Marge was arrested for shoplifting. yeah, that's the one. Marge is in jail and they're talking about splitting up responsibilities or something like that.

Oh, well. Pretend I knew what I was talking about and it was really funny.

thanks
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▫ Jan 10 2007, 06:34 Post #324
QUOTE(Gnappster)
hahaha that's gold! I'm stealing that bit when I hit the stand up circuit.

Do you mean like a round metal garbage can that hold one bag, or like a big dumpster that the truck picks up and dumps.


Well go ahead and steal it, I did! :P

I mean like the round metal cans you see on the movies that might take one or two bags.

The world is in crisis and recycling is important and your governments want to charge you to do it? Unbelievable!!! I throw anything paper, cardboard, glass jars, tins, cans, bottles, juice cartons all in my recycle bin! If garbage day is a holiday they just pick it up the next day!!!
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▫ Jan 10 2007, 22:24 Post #325
My rant for the day is rather silly but here goes anyway. I hate the stupid people that make the best and worst dressed lists. Ok sometimes it obvious when a girl has picked a retarded outfit but alot of times girls get dissed and made fun of for no reason. Oh no she's showing too much skin....sorry..forgot you were a raging homo who only likes the skimpy girls who have no shape and look like boys. Then you'll look at the best dressed pics and you think the guys on crack. Some of them are wearing outfits that look like they are wearing bags, there's no shape to them at all or like Victoria Beckham (who I like by the way) was wearing an outfit that could have been used as a tutu in the nutcracker. A lot of times they just like to be biasis to certain celebrities like Christina. Now I realize that girl has had strange taste and she looked trampy for awhile but now it doesn't matter what she does they still hate her. Some of her clothes have been extremely similar to Beyonces and yet somehow she's a fashion goddess. I don't know but they should stop letting egotistical, prejudous flammers ,make those kind of decisions.

Whew!! That's like therapy. lol
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▫ Jan 10 2007, 23:28 Post #326
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My rant for the day is rather silly but here goes anyway. I hate the stupid people that make the best and worst dressed lists. Ok sometimes it obvious when a girl has picked a retarded outfit but alot of times girls get dissed and made fun of for no reason. Oh no she's showing too much skin....sorry..forgot you were a raging homo who only likes the skimpy girls who have no shape and look like boys. Then you'll look at the best dressed pics and you think the guys on crack. Some of them are wearing outfits that look like they are wearing bags, there's no shape to them at all or like Victoria Beckham (who I like by the way) was wearing an outfit that could have been used as a tutu in the nutcracker. A lot of times they just like to be biasis to certain celebrities like Christina. Now I realize that girl has had strange taste and she looked trampy for awhile but now it doesn't matter what she does they still hate her. Some of her clothes have been extremely similar to Beyonces and yet somehow she's a fashion goddess. I don't know but they should stop letting egotistical, prejudous flammers ,make those kind of decisions.
Whew!! That's like therapy. lol

Now let's move to the part where you lie on the couch and I administer treatment. :2thumbsup:
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▫ Jan 11 2007, 04:04 Post #327
QUOTE(natalie)
My rant for the day is rather silly but here goes anyway. I hate the stupid people that make the best and worst dressed lists. Ok sometimes it obvious when a girl has picked a retarded outfit but alot of times girls get dissed and made fun of for no reason. Oh no she's showing too much skin....sorry..forgot you were a raging homo who only likes the skimpy girls who have no shape and look like boys. Then you'll look at the best dressed pics and you think the guys on crack. Some of them are wearing outfits that look like they are wearing bags, there's no shape to them at all or like Victoria Beckham (who I like by the way) was wearing an outfit that could have been used as a tutu in the nutcracker. A lot of times they just like to be biasis to certain celebrities like Christina. Now I realize that girl has had strange taste and she looked trampy for awhile but now it doesn't matter what she does they still hate her. Some of her clothes have been extremely similar to Beyonces and yet somehow she's a fashion goddess. I don't know but they should stop letting egotistical, prejudous flammers ,make those kind of decisions.
Whew!! That's like therapy. lol


Yeah I hate that shit too... because who really gives a fuck at the end of the day? Who is the guy that complies that list and what the fuck does he wear?
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▫ Jan 11 2007, 15:40 Post #328
QUOTE(natalie)
My rant for the day is rather silly but here goes anyway. I hate the stupid people that make the best and worst dressed lists. Ok sometimes it obvious when a girl has picked a retarded outfit but alot of times girls get dissed and made fun of for no reason. Oh no she's showing too much skin....sorry..forgot you were a raging homo who only likes the skimpy girls who have no shape and look like boys. Then you'll look at the best dressed pics and you think the guys on crack. Some of them are wearing outfits that look like they are wearing bags, there's no shape to them at all or like Victoria Beckham (who I like by the way) was wearing an outfit that could have been used as a tutu in the nutcracker. A lot of times they just like to be biasis to certain celebrities like Christina. Now I realize that girl has had strange taste and she looked trampy for awhile but now it doesn't matter what she does they still hate her. Some of her clothes have been extremely similar to Beyonces and yet somehow she's a fashion goddess. I don't know but they should stop letting egotistical, prejudous flammers ,make those kind of decisions.
Whew!! That's like therapy. lol


QUOTE(bondiguy)
Yeah I hate that shit too... because who really gives a fuck at the end of the day? Who is the guy that complies that list and what the fuck does he wear?


well that's probelm number one...they have a guy doing it.
number two...just like in the art community, some elitists like to sound like they are experts by proclaining something completely outlandish is all the rage and something more traditional is passé. There are exceptions where this might be true, but usually it is total BS.

That is all.

Oh yeah, Christina has a great rack. :thumbup:
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▫ Jan 11 2007, 17:56 Post #329
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well that's probelm number one...they have a guy doing it.
number two...just like in the art community, some elitists like to sound like they are experts by proclaining something completely outlandish is all the rage and something more traditional is passé. There are exceptions where this might be true, but usually it is total BS.

That is all.

Oh yeah, Christina has a great rack.  :thumbup:


Sigh, she has great everything. :eatme:
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▫ Jan 11 2007, 18:11 Post #330
QUOTE(natalie)
Sigh, she has great everything. :eatme:


Yup!
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▫ Jan 11 2007, 19:15 Post #331
QUOTE(Gnappster)
Yup!

too bad that photographer didn't have a bucket of water with him.
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▫ Jan 11 2007, 22:16 Post #332
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
too bad that photographer didn't have a bucket of water with him.

that would make a list
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▫ Jan 11 2007, 22:18 Post #333
My RANT the president gets on Tv to make a sales pitch for why we need more troops in Iraq and along the way he mentions Iran and stimulates more concnern amongst the amrican people then there was before just so he can move 20,000 troops to the middle east its getting stupid ..okay Im done
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▫ Jan 12 2007, 02:48 Post #334
Christina DOES have a great rack and that pic proves it!!!
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▫ Jan 12 2007, 15:49 Post #335
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Christina DOES have a great rack and that pic proves it!!!


okay the point is ? :cheers:
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▫ Jan 12 2007, 16:02 Post #336
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Christina DOES have a great rack and that pic proves it!!!


QUOTE(ddd35)
okay  the point is  ?  :cheers:


it proves we need another pic!
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▫ Jan 12 2007, 19:46 Post #337
QUOTE(Gnappster)
it proves we need another pic!

This is bullshit, I wanna see those puppies nekkid!
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▫ Jan 12 2007, 20:18 Post #338
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
This is bullshit, I wanna see those puppies nekkid!


as good as I can do :unsure:


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▫ Jan 12 2007, 20:39 Post #339
QUOTE(Gnappster)
as good as I can do  :unsure:



not too shabby. If I had the time and patience, I'd photshop a stickman of my spooning her or something like that. But seeing as I have little time and zero patience, I'll just leave that door open for some other weirdo.
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▫ Jan 12 2007, 21:24 Post #340
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
not too shabby.  If I had the time and patience, I'd photshop a stickman of my spooning her or something like that.  But seeing as I have little time and zero patience, I'll just leave that door open for some other weirdo.


I dont have time or patience either :P

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