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▫ Jul 30 2005, 01:46 Post #1
I'm having a BBQ for my man's birthday tomorrow... And I am totally looking forward to the drunk, sloppy, uninhibited sex that will follow...

Who else is with me in enjoying this kind of sex?

****Not want to have drunk sex with me, but shares the same views****
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▫ Jul 30 2005, 01:49 Post #2
not ever having the drunk sex, i can't really say... here's my big concern though... don't you have to worry about "whiskey dick"? lol (well not you, obviously, but your man :lol: )
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▫ Jul 30 2005, 01:54 Post #3
QUOTE(jrock8)
not ever having the drunk sex, i can't really say... here's my big concern though... don't you have to worry about "whiskey dick"? lol   (well not you, obviously, but your man  :lol: )


"whiskey dick"? not familiar... whats that?
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▫ Jul 30 2005, 01:58 Post #4
that's the scientific term for when a guy has had so much to drink that he can't get hard... when you drink, your blood pressure drops and your capillaries dilate... and as we all know, blood flow and pressure are kind of important when it comes to :bonerfied:

there's your biology lesson for the day :lol:
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▫ Jul 30 2005, 02:19 Post #5
I'm with Jade. I enjoy sex more when I have a couple of drinks in me.

Also my girfriend says that the drinks keep me harder for a longer period of time.
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▫ Jul 30 2005, 02:20 Post #6
QUOTE(Jade)
I'm having a BBQ for my man's birthday tomorrow... And I am totally looking forward to the drunk, sloppy, uninhibited sex that will follow...

Who else is with me in enjoying this kind of sex?

****Not want to have drunk sex with me, but shares the same views****

Personally I don't like it, because more often than not, neither party remembers it to well. Even if its the best sex you've had... Plus I like knowing that my women is turned on and heavily into it because I do that to her, not because the booz brings her really close and all I haveta do finish it off, :)
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▫ Jul 30 2005, 02:36 Post #7
QUOTE(Lvrboy)
I'm with Jade.  I enjoy sex more when I have a couple of drinks in me. 

Also my girfriend says that the drinks keep me harder for a longer period of time.


I was just telling *someone* today about my favorite drunk/sloopy sex memory to date....

When my boyfriend and I first started dating, things were HOT. We just came home from the club and I think we started taking clothes off before we even got to the door... things wre hard and we got the condoms out, my man broke throu several of them before we got one one that would last more than 2 pumps... I affectionately called him "the rod of steel" for monthes after that...

mmm drunk sex!
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▫ Jul 30 2005, 02:42 Post #8
QUOTE(Jade)
I was just telling *someone* today about my favorite drunk/sloopy sex memory to date....

When my boyfriend and I first started dating, things were HOT.  We just came home from the club and I think we started taking clothes off before we even got to the door...  things wre hard and we got the condoms out, my man broke throu several of them before we got one one that would last more than 2 pumps... I affectionately called him "the rod of steel" for monthes after that...
mmm drunk sex!


I think the trick is knowing where the limit is. If you go over the limit, well then perhaps as jrock says. However, just enough and things tend to get wild. For me the wilder the better. :eatme:
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▫ Jul 30 2005, 04:29 Post #9
eh...as long as im getting sex im happy :P too bad i havent had any in a while......
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▫ Jul 30 2005, 10:10 Post #10
QUOTE(Jade)
I'm having a BBQ for my man's birthday tomorrow... And I am totally looking forward to the drunk, sloppy, uninhibited sex that will follow...

Who else is with me in enjoying this kind of sex?

****Not want to have drunk sex with me, but shares the same views****


i will have drunken sex with you Jade ha ha....

apparently I am a right gooer when I have had a drink! on one particular hol/vacation I went to Kenya and I had several of the local whiskys and I was as randy as hell apparently I gave 3 blow jobs and had sex 3 times and was pretty good ...... I also ran to the toilet twice to puke and I dont remember any of it ha ha :)
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▫ Jul 30 2005, 13:25 Post #11
:flashboobs:

Think the trick is to have enough to lower the inhibitions, but not so much that you lose complete control....not certain that I have always managed to get it right, but if at first you don't succeed, suck any cock to hand!!
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▫ Jul 30 2005, 19:14 Post #12
QUOTE(sweetnsexy)
:flashboobs:

Think the trick is to have enough to lower the inhibitions, but not so much that you lose complete control....not certain that I have always managed to get it right, but if at first you don't succeed, suck any cock to hand!!


see, i knew i liked you for a reason sweet... you're no quitter, lol :suckadick:
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▫ Jul 30 2005, 20:53 Post #13
I dont enjoy sex when im drunk. However...if im just good and buzzed...then its all good. My ex got horny when she even had a little bit of alcohol in her...so i can see the benefit of just a bit of alcohol...but not shit faced drunk. Oh and when i was shitfaced...i got hard...but i couldnt cum...lol
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▫ Jul 31 2005, 23:33 Post #14
I enjoy sex drunk OR sober... :2thumbsup:

Drunk sex is good though...no inhibitions at all, but I wouldn't want only drunk sex either.

It's been too long since I last had sex so at this point - I'll take what I can get! :lol:
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▫ Aug 1 2005, 02:10 Post #15
QUOTE(HotJ)
I enjoy sex drunk OR sober... :2thumbsup:

Drunk sex is good though...no inhibitions at all, but I wouldn't want only drunk sex either.

It's been too long since I last had sex so at this point - I'll take what I can get!  :lol:


You missed a fun BBQ... I had drunk boys all over the place that would have done you the favor! ;) Some girls that might've too!
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▫ Aug 1 2005, 02:14 Post #16
QUOTE(Jade)
You missed a fun BBQ... I had drunk boys all over the place that would have done you the favor! ;)   Some girls that might've too!


:( sounds like a good time Jade...
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▫ Aug 1 2005, 02:23 Post #17
QUOTE(HotJ)
It's been too long since I last had sex so at this point - I'll take what I can get!  :lol:


how long has it been? and how the hell is such a travesty possible??!! :unsure:
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▫ Aug 1 2005, 02:26 Post #18
QUOTE(jrock8)
how long has it been?  and how the hell is such a travesty possible??!!  :unsure:


2 months... :(
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▫ Aug 1 2005, 02:29 Post #19
QUOTE(HotJ)
:( sounds like a good time Jade...


It was fun.... so much food... so much beer... so much vodka....

How was the Cape? Did you make it there?
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▫ Aug 1 2005, 02:34 Post #20
QUOTE(Jade)
It was fun.... so much food... so much beer... so much vodka....
How was the Cape?  Did you make it there?


It was nice - not the best weather today, but we went to a vineyard for a wine tasting so no complaints!

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