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Double D's
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▫ Aug 10 2005, 17:39 Post #81
Might as well go pound my balls against a wall!!!!
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Double D's
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▫ Aug 15 2005, 02:10 Post #82
QUOTE(paybarraman)
arhgghhhh!!!!! I cant make the words all big and colorful like I want!!!


QUOTE(paybarraman)
Might as well go pound my balls against a wall!!!!


well, that might make your balls all big and colorful... but i don't think it'll do anything to help the words... :crazydude:
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Melon Master
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▫ Aug 15 2005, 06:29 Post #83
QUOTE(jrock8)
well, that might make your balls all big and colorful... but i don't think it'll do anything to help the words...  :crazydude:


I think his balls are big and colourful?!? Result of limited sexual encounters perhaps? haha :lol:
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Melon Master
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▫ Aug 16 2005, 17:46 Post #84
QUOTE(bondiguy)
I think his balls are big and colourful?!? Result of limited sexual encounters perhaps? haha  :lol:


just speculation or personal experience? :roflmao:
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Melon Master
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▫ Aug 17 2005, 06:43 Post #85
QUOTE(Gnappster)
just speculation or personal experience?  :roflmao:


The perhaps in my quote would indicate pure speculation would it not?
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 1 2006, 21:20 Post #86
talk about reviving a dead thread!
but since the board is realtively dead I saw googlebot browsing an interesting sounding thread (this one). So I started reading it from page one. Totally worth the read for any new members and a good walk down memory lane for the rest of us. HotJ and Jade mmmmm mmmmmmm.

And it's the origin for one of the longest on going jokes here (well done jork!)

And that is all®
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Double D's
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▫ Sep 1 2006, 21:32 Post #87
wow, i'm retarded... i actually started at the first page of this thing to try to figure out what the joke was :blink: :lol:

oh well... it gave me a chance to relive the memory of a 3some with jade and hotj.... that was worth it :bonerfied: :P
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 1 2006, 22:13 Post #88
QUOTE(Gnappster)
talk about reviving a dead thread!
but since the board is realtively dead I saw googlebot browsing an interesting sounding thread (this one). So I started reading it from page one. Totally worth the read for any new members and a good walk down memory lane for the rest of us. HotJ and Jade mmmmm mmmmmmm.

And it's the origin for one of the longest on going jokes here (well done jork!)

And that is all®


Oh I get it.... I get jokes :P

Good thread revival brother... these 2 women were just something else weren't they?
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 1 2006, 22:22 Post #89
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Oh I get it.... I get jokes :P

Good thread revival brother... these 2 women were just something else weren't they?


yes'm
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 1 2006, 22:31 Post #90
QUOTE(Gnappster)
yes'm


Spotted!

Almost forgot thanks to Jrock for his post... I was about to head to page 1 to find out the ongoing joke and then I just scrolled up
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 1 2006, 22:41 Post #91
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Spotted!


I thought that one would go unnoticed for sure.
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 1 2006, 22:46 Post #92
QUOTE(Gnappster)
I thought that one would go unnoticed for sure.


Ahh give old bondi a little credit
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D Cup
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▫ Aug 1 2024, 05:39 Post #94
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