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▫ Aug 1 2005, 22:26 Post #41
QUOTE(HotJ)
just jokin'

you can help us drink the 40's  :cheers:

only if you bring me some chicago pizza though!


i think i can do that... or i could just make one for you ;)
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▫ Aug 1 2005, 22:29 Post #42
QUOTE(jrock8)
i think i can do that... or i could just make one for you ;)


works for me :2thumbsup:
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▫ Aug 1 2005, 22:32 Post #43
they are pretty filling though... i might have to help you work it off later :eatme:
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▫ Aug 1 2005, 22:36 Post #44
QUOTE(jrock8)
they are pretty filling though... i might have to help you work it off later  :eatme:


we'll see how good it tastes first :lol:
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▫ Aug 1 2005, 22:41 Post #45
oh, i'm sure you'll taste amazingly sweet... :nahnah:
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▫ Aug 1 2005, 22:44 Post #46
QUOTE(jrock8)
oh, i'm sure you'll taste amazingly sweet...  :nahnah:


i meant the pizza goober :crazydude:
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▫ Aug 1 2005, 22:46 Post #47
oh, trust me, i know... sorry, but i prefer thinking about you more than pizza though :24:
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▫ Aug 1 2005, 22:51 Post #48
QUOTE(jrock8)
oh, trust me, i know... sorry, but i prefer thinking about you more than pizza though  :24:


hmmm...tough call for me. i made a delicious veggie pizza for dinner...buuuut i guess i'd choose sex if given the choice in sex v. pizza...

:lol:
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▫ Aug 1 2005, 22:59 Post #49
QUOTE(HotJ)
hmmm...tough call for me.  i made a delicious veggie pizza for dinner...buuuut i guess i'd choose sex if given the choice in sex v. pizza...

:lol:


are you a vegetarian? somehow i always thought you were a big fan of the meat :suckadick:

...goober :haha:
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▫ Aug 1 2005, 23:01 Post #50
QUOTE(jrock8)
are you a vegetarian?  somehow i always thought you were a big fan of the meat  :suckadick:
...goober  :haha:


no i'm not a vegetarian..i like meat...

all kinds :suckadick:

:lol:
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▫ Aug 1 2005, 23:49 Post #51
QUOTE(juicy_DD)
i will have drunken sex with you Jade ha ha....

apparently I am a right gooer when I have had a drink! on one particular hol/vacation I went to Kenya and I had several of the local whiskys and I was as randy as hell apparently I gave 3 blow jobs and had sex 3 times and was pretty good ...... I also ran to the toilet twice to puke and I dont remember any of it ha ha :)


You've been to Kenya? Cool! I lived there for 9 1/2 + years growing up before going to college and postgraduate school in the US and Europe. Were you vacationing there or was it work related?

As for drunk, sloppy sex...As I recall I've had sex once where my gf at the time and I had been drinking. I was beyond tipsy yet I wasn't plastered; it wasn't what I consider great sex. It was more difficult maintaining a state of arousal and the alcohol/dehydration induced headache and slight spinning sensation in my head did little to make the experience sexy and fun. I prefer hot, wild, passionate, raw sex stone cold sober. It has been said that the mind is the largest erogenous zone and I tend to agree.
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▫ Aug 1 2005, 23:54 Post #52
QUOTE(HotJ)
no i'm not a vegetarian..i like meat...

all kinds  :suckadick:

:lol:


Ahahahahaha! Touche, and may I add pulse-quickening too? :bonerfied: Do you also go along with this :04: ?

P.S. The second emoticon could appear to be someone cumming with a big smile on their face but I intend for it to be interpreted as cumming on someone's face. lol
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▫ Aug 2 2005, 01:24 Post #53
Here's a 40 for you HotJ... when can we get started?

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▫ Aug 2 2005, 01:25 Post #54
QUOTE(Jade)
Here's a 40 for you HotJ...  when can we get started?



:lol: OE my favorite!!
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▫ Aug 2 2005, 01:26 Post #55
QUOTE(HotJ)
:lol: OE my favorite!!


its ICE cold too.. thats why I have the towel ;)
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▫ Aug 2 2005, 01:27 Post #56
hey, where's mine?!
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▫ Aug 2 2005, 01:39 Post #57
QUOTE(jrock8)
hey, where's mine?!


for you lovey...
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▫ Aug 2 2005, 01:42 Post #58
:kisses:
thanks cutie

speaking of 40's... have you ever played "edward 40-hands"? you duct-tape a 40 to your hand (or one in each, depending on how drunk you want to get)... and you can't remove the tape until you've emptied the bottle
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▫ Aug 2 2005, 01:45 Post #59
QUOTE(jrock8)
:kisses:
thanks cutie

speaking of 40's... have you ever played "edward 40-hands"?  you duct-tape a 40 to your hand (or one in each, depending on how drunk you want to get)... and you can't remove the tape until you've emptied the bottle


never played... I can say I have only officially ever finished one. :( I would rather drink regular bottles or 22's Unless you can get me a Corona or heinniken in a 40, I probably wont finish it.

Althou, a few weeks ago, what I drank probably added up to about 3 40's... was a corona saturday!
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▫ Aug 2 2005, 01:47 Post #60
are you a beer, wine, or liquor kind of girl?

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