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▫ Jan 18 2007, 20:19 Post #201
QUOTE(Macdonald)
:roflmao: I'm sure there have been some patients that were more under the influence of morphine and other drugs that they have asked that lol...but I'm sure I'll get to that once I'm drugged up again lol :P


well when yer all doped up, make sure you specify FEMALE :P
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▫ Jan 18 2007, 20:25 Post #202
QUOTE(Gnappster)
well when yer all doped up, make sure you specify FEMALE :P


:lol: I'll definitely have to make sure of that cuz the hospital I'm at has a lot of student nurses, and some of the female ones that came to observe me, I definitely wouldn't have minded giving me a more thorough inspection lol ;)

But the funniest was during that first week I was in there still with the male nurse, and he had a male student nurse following him around and it must have been his first week or something cuz he did everything by the book always writing down what my main nurse was saying, and he was asking me my name, and my first name is Bradley, and he asked how I would like to be addressed, as Brad or Bradley, and I said I'm used to both, friends call me Brad, family calls me Bradley, then just jokingly I said, but if you want to call me Joe you can call me Joe, and for the rest of the day he thought I was serious and called me Joe all day, then when the night nurse came in she came to check that i was who i was and said Macdonald, Joe? i'm like the Macdonald part is right, so the next day I had to apologize to that student nurse saying it was all a joke lol
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▫ Jan 18 2007, 20:33 Post #203
QUOTE(Gnappster)
well when yer all doped up, make sure you specify FEMALE :P

Like it would matter then anyway.
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▫ Jan 18 2007, 20:35 Post #204
QUOTE(Macdonald)
:lol: I'll definitely have to make sure of that cuz the hospital I'm at has a lot of student nurses, and some of the female ones that came to observe me, I definitely wouldn't have minded giving me a more thorough inspection lol  ;)

But the funniest was during that first week I was in there still with the male nurse, and he had a male student nurse following him around and it must have been his first week or something cuz he did everything by the book always writing down what my main nurse was saying, and he was asking me my name, and my first name is Bradley, and he asked how I would like to be addressed, as Brad or Bradley, and I said I'm used to both, friends call me Brad, family calls me Bradley, then just jokingly I said, but if you want to call me Joe you can call me Joe, and for the rest of the day he thought I was serious and called me Joe all day, then when the night nurse came in she came to check that i was who i was and said Macdonald, Joe? i'm like the Macdonald part is right, so the next day I had to apologize to that student nurse saying it was all a joke lol

too funny. Nothing like preying on the ignorant for a good joke.
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▫ Jan 18 2007, 20:42 Post #205
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Like it would matter then anyway.


good point
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▫ Jan 19 2007, 06:40 Post #206
fuck dude... no good. Hope it all goes well and you'll be sinking Duffs in no time :cheers:
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▫ Jan 22 2007, 22:46 Post #207
QUOTE(bondiguy)
fuck dude... no good. Hope it all goes well and you'll be sinking Duffs in no time :cheers:


Thank you all for your well wishes, my surgery is at 11am on Wednesday. It should ony be day surgery so I will be kept in overnight for observation and will be going home on thursday (barring any complications). And should only be out of commission till Monday, and hopefully will just have a bandage and lovely tylenol 3s to keep me goin for the most part.

Again thank you all for your wishes, and feel free to leave some lovin while i'm gone for a couple days.

Cheers everyone, have a beer, shot, drink anythin you want for me :cheers: :2thumbsup:
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▫ Jan 26 2007, 21:16 Post #208
Hey Everyone,

I'm back safe and sound, operation was a success, I am feeling great, as if nothing happened, (and I promise it's not from the influence of drugs :P ) but glad to be home and no longer in the hospital.
Cheers :cheers:
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▫ Jan 26 2007, 21:21 Post #209
QUOTE(Macdonald)
Hey Everyone,

I'm back safe and sound, operation was a success, I am feeling great, as if nothing happened, (and I promise it's not from the influence of drugs  :P ) but glad to be home and no longer in the hospital.
Cheers :cheers:


So no oral sex from male nurses like you had hoped? :P
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▫ Jan 26 2007, 21:26 Post #210
QUOTE(Gnappster)
So no oral sex from male nurses like you had hoped?  :P


zing! :thumbup: I didn't have my hopes up to begin with...

although there were some fine looking student nurses i wouldn't have minded giving me a "thorough inspection" :letsfuck: ;) :suckadick:
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▫ Jan 26 2007, 21:32 Post #211
QUOTE(Macdonald)
I'm back safe and sound, operation was a success, I am feeling great, as if nothing happened, (and I promise it's not from the influence of drugs  :P ) but glad to be home and no longer in the hospital.
Cheers :cheers:


Nice to have you back :)
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▫ Jan 26 2007, 21:37 Post #212
QUOTE(summoner)
Nice to have you back :)


Thank you summoner, always nice to hear from such a beautiful lady like yourself :)
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▫ Jan 26 2007, 21:49 Post #213
QUOTE(Macdonald)
zing!  :thumbup: I didn't have my hopes up to begin with...
although there were some fine looking student nurses i wouldn't have minded giving me a "thorough inspection"  :letsfuck:   ;)   :suckadick:


please clarify that you mean female student nurses and not males . and hey glad you made it back .. wish you a speedy recovery ... :cheers:
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▫ Jan 26 2007, 22:12 Post #214
QUOTE(ddd35)
please clarify  that you mean  female student nurses and not males . and hey glad you made it back  .. wish you a speedy recovery ...   :cheers:


yes of course i meant female nurses :blink: but all the elderly guys got all the attention the other 2 edlerly guys in my room ended up having like 3 female student nurses, i end up with one, i was like what's the deal? :unsure:
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▫ Jan 26 2007, 22:16 Post #215
QUOTE(Macdonald)
yes of course i meant female nurses  :blink: but all the elderly guys got all the attention the other 2 edlerly guys in my room ended up having like 3 female student nurses, i end up with one, i was like what's the deal?  :unsure:


Okay good just wanted to clarify , well it figures all the others get all the goods .. :P
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▫ Jan 26 2007, 22:18 Post #216
QUOTE(ddd35)
Okay  good  just wanted to clarify ,  well it figures all the others get all the goods ..  :P


so very....very true lol...
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▫ Jan 27 2007, 03:22 Post #217
QUOTE(Macdonald)
Hey Everyone,

I'm back safe and sound, operation was a success, I am feeling great, as if nothing happened, (and I promise it's not from the influence of drugs  :P ) but glad to be home and no longer in the hospital.
Cheers :cheers:


When i first heard you were having an operation, i was against it. But then I thought, if MacDonald wants to become a woman than soooo be it!
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▫ Jan 27 2007, 03:49 Post #218
QUOTE(bondiguy)
When i first heard you were having an operation, i was against it. But then I thought, if MacDonald wants to become a woman than soooo be it!



Unfortunately it didn't come out as i had hoped..... :blink:
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▫ Jan 27 2007, 04:15 Post #219
QUOTE(Macdonald)


Unfortunately it didn't come out as i had hoped..... :blink:


I dont hear you complaining about the breasts
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▫ Jan 27 2007, 04:17 Post #220
QUOTE(bondiguy)
I dont hear you complaining about the breasts


just don't stick any dollar bills in my cleavage lol :P

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