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Member No.: 17767 Posts: 48 Joined: 09/2006
▫ Sep 19 2006, 15:52 Post #1
cow.jpgI reckon I've got bigger boobs than anyone on here......

and i've got 4 of them
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▫ Sep 19 2006, 16:37 Post #2
QUOTE(Optimax)
cow.jpgI reckon I've got bigger boobs than anyone on here......

and i've got 4 of them


:crazydude:
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Member No.: 17767 Posts: 48 Joined: 09/2006
▫ Sep 19 2006, 18:26 Post #3
moooo

Snort....stamp....stamp

mooooOOOO!
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▫ Sep 19 2006, 18:54 Post #4
QUOTE(Optimax)
moooo

Snort....stamp....stamp

mooooOOOO!


Optimax, I think your mum stole your password.
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Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Sep 19 2006, 19:26 Post #5
QUOTE(Gnappster)
Optimax, I think your mum stole your password.

Hey, quit picking on belicked's girlfriend.
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▫ Sep 19 2006, 19:33 Post #6
Thanks gnappster

I caught my mum (or as i know her...the sow) using my password

back to the real world

i'd say boanna, tripled and fellatiofiend have the top place!!!

rock on!!!! and dont stop!

QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Hey, quit picking on belicked's girlfriend.
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▫ Sep 19 2006, 19:53 Post #7
QUOTE(Optimax)
Thanks gnappster

I caught my mum (or as i know her...the sow) using my password

back to the real world

i'd say  boanna, tripled and fellatiofiend have the top place!!!

rock on!!!! and dont stop!


I believe a sow is a pig...but hey, you know your mother better than I do.
Although that ONE night I got to know her pretty well :letsfuck:
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▫ Sep 19 2006, 20:23 Post #8
does she squeal like a pig or just smell like one :huh:
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▫ Sep 19 2006, 20:33 Post #9
QUOTE(Gnappster)
I believe a sow is a pig...but hey, you know your mother better than I do.
Although that ONE night I got to know her pretty well  :letsfuck:

Gnappy has carnal knowledge of a lot of farm animals. :wacko:
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▫ Sep 19 2006, 20:42 Post #10
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Gnappy has carnal knowledge of a lot of farm animals. :wacko:


yeah, but it's lawful carnal knowledge B)
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▫ Sep 19 2006, 21:44 Post #11
Bugger!!

gnappster...i think you're right about sows..... worryingly I've got a BSC degree in biological science.....good old English education!

....either way, any talk of my mother should be halted........, or I may get her spayed...and there will be less to do of a tuesday night

QUOTE(Optimax)
Thanks gnappster

I caught my mum (or as i know her...the sow) using my password

back to the real world

i'd say  boanna, tripled and fellatiofiend have the top place!!!

rock on!!!! and dont stop!
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▫ Sep 19 2006, 22:07 Post #12
QUOTE(Optimax)
Bugger!!

gnappster...i think you're right about sows..... worryingly I've got a BSC degree in biological science.....good old English education!

....either way, any talk of my mother should be halted........, or I may get her spayed...and there will be less to do of a tuesday night

I think this entire thread should be moved to the WTF forum. :wacko:
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▫ Sep 19 2006, 22:18 Post #13
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
I think this entire thread should be moved to the WTF forum. :wacko:


agreed.
this dude makes naraz's posts seem understandable and coherant.
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▫ Sep 19 2006, 22:57 Post #14
I'm new to this place, so I have no idea who Naraz is......but I need to find out!

But before that i need to die from alcohol poisoning.......hopefully i will be resurrected tomorrow and convince my girlfriend to get her tits out for this site.

I'm not being too lame.... you must remember that I'm about 4 hours ahead of you lot in USA (great place, full of great people but some weirdos (GWB)).

Fuck me Englands cold......

QUOTE(Bobaloo)
I think this entire thread should be moved to the WTF forum. :wacko:
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▫ Sep 20 2006, 03:47 Post #15
QUOTE(Gnappster)
:crazydude:


Never has the technical difficulties been more apt!

QUOTE(UncleBuck)
does she squeal like a pig or just smell like one :huh:


BAM!

QUOTE(Bobaloo)
I think this entire thread should be moved to the WTF forum. :wacko:


WTF indeed? This guy makes me look like I have never drunk or smoked weed in my life and makes Evade and 3D look high school educated :P

QUOTE(Optimax)
I'm new to this place, so I have no idea who Naraz is......but I need to find out!

But before that i need to die from alcohol poisoning.......hopefully i will be resurrected tomorrow and convince my girlfriend to get her tits out for this site.

I'm not being too lame.... you must remember that I'm about 4 hours ahead of you lot in USA (great place, full of great people but some weirdos (GWB)).

Fuck me Englands cold......


You are from England but you are lised as being from Washington???
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▫ Sep 20 2006, 18:30 Post #16
Not from Washington......have no idea why that is, or how to change it. :puke:

QUOTE(bondiguy)
Never has the technical difficulties been more apt!
BAM!
WTF indeed? This guy makes me look like I have never drunk or smoked weed in my life and makes Evade and 3D look high school educated :P
You are from England but you are lised as being from Washington???
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▫ Sep 21 2006, 01:44 Post #17
QUOTE(Optimax)
Not from Washington......have no idea why that is, or how to change it. :puke:


fear not, it has been changed now
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▫ Sep 21 2006, 06:59 Post #18
although you all are bashing Optimax, i must say, i think his attempt at humor is only to impress you so you will welcome him. so be nice and ease him in. lol

anyways, thanks for the mention! and in the good spirit of RMM

Welcome!
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▫ Sep 21 2006, 07:07 Post #19
QUOTE(fellatiofiend18)
although you all are bashing Optimax, i must say, i think his attempt at humor is only to impress you so you will welcome him. so be nice and ease him in. lol

anyways, thanks for the mention! and in the good spirit of RMM

Welcome!


you are easily won aren't you? A little name drop and your moist :P
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▫ Sep 21 2006, 15:14 Post #20
QUOTE(fellatiofiend18)
although you all are bashing Optimax, i must say, i think his attempt at humor is only to impress you so you will welcome him. so be nice and ease him in. lol

anyways, thanks for the mention! and in the good spirit of RMM

Welcome!


I'm sure jork will be eager to "ease him in". :lol:
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