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Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Sep 27 2006, 17:41 Post #41
QUOTE(Gnappster)
i'm all over it like a dirty shirt.

Ha, that's funny. I just was talking to a customer and before he left he said, okay, I'm off like a dirty shirt. Strange.
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Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Sep 27 2006, 17:46 Post #42
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Ha, that's funny.  I just was talking to a customer and before he left he said, okay, I'm off like a dirty shirt.  Strange.


I don't even know why I said it, just came to mind.
It's the string theory man! It's all connected. :wacko:
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Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Sep 28 2006, 07:52 Post #43
QUOTE(Optimax)
Surely you're talking about Baaaaaahrt Simpson


This guy is seriously twisted
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▫ Sep 28 2006, 08:18 Post #44
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Ha, that's funny.  I just was talking to a customer and before he left he said, okay, I'm off like a dirty shirt.  Strange.


i thought it was "Im off like a Prom Dress!" :drinkup:
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▫ Sep 28 2006, 13:37 Post #45
QUOTE(fellatiofiend18)
i thought it was  "Im off like a Prom Dress!" :drinkup:

I've said that before too. On my wedding night I switched around a bit and said I'm off like a wedding dress. :lol: I'm so clever.
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▫ Sep 28 2006, 23:44 Post #46
not really..... but good try though. :)
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▫ Sep 29 2006, 06:46 Post #47
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
I've said that before too.  On my wedding night I switched around a bit and said I'm off like a wedding dress.  :lol:   I'm so clever.


I am sure that made Mrs Bobaloo weak at the knees :P
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▫ Sep 29 2006, 14:44 Post #48
QUOTE(bondiguy)
I am sure that made Mrs Bobaloo weak at the knees :P

No. it was the chloroform that did that. :thumbup:
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▫ Sep 29 2006, 15:28 Post #49
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
No. it was the chloroform that did that.  :thumbup:


old habits die hard.
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▫ Sep 29 2006, 17:47 Post #50
I'm off like Bob Hopes milk
:puke:
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▫ Sep 29 2006, 17:50 Post #51
I'd like to apologise for my rather insensitive comment and hope it didn't offend anyone.

QUOTE(Optimax)
I'm off like Bob Hopes milk
:puke:
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▫ Sep 29 2006, 18:03 Post #52
QUOTE(Optimax)
I'm off like Bob Hopes milk
:puke:


:wacko:
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▫ Sep 29 2006, 19:08 Post #53
QUOTE(Optimax)
I'd like to apologise for my rather insensitive comment and hope it didn't offend anyone.

and well you should. Some people around here are actually very fond of milk and don't appreciate your insults.
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▫ Sep 30 2006, 00:01 Post #54
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
No. it was the chloroform that did that.  :thumbup:


From the book of Pay :P

Also do not offend the milk, or this guy will come for you

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▫ Sep 30 2006, 03:37 Post #55
QUOTE(bondiguy)
From the book of Pay :P

Also do not offend the milk, or this guy will come for you



genuine animal milk should be the first tip off of a problem
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▫ Sep 30 2006, 16:34 Post #56
I found the perfect hat for ya Optimax...
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▫ Sep 30 2006, 19:00 Post #57
Thanks Bobaloo, I will go and buy one.

QUOTE(Bobaloo)
I found the perfect hat for ya Optimax...
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▫ Sep 30 2006, 19:01 Post #58
but i prefer this one
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▫ Sep 30 2006, 22:03 Post #59
QUOTE(Optimax)
but i prefer this one


the hat or the horse?

nevermind, I think I know the answer :blink:
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▫ Oct 1 2006, 01:12 Post #60
I didn't notice it was wearing a hat
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