Optimax

A Cup

Member No.: 14287 Posts: 45 Joined: 03/2006

▫ Oct 1 2006, 04:12 Post #61

you probably didn't notice the hat since you were positioned behind the horse!!!!!!

▲ Top

Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Oct 1 2006, 04:42 Post #62

QUOTE(tripled)

you probably didn't notice the hat since you were positioned behind the horse!!!!!!

haha BAM!

▲ Top

A Cup

Member No.: 17767 Posts: 48 Joined: 09/2006

▫ Oct 1 2006, 08:29 Post #63

Thank you for your comment!

But I was in fact under it.

and I'd like to add that I'm not a superficial man.....I'd love that horse even without the hat. :wub:

QUOTE(tripled)

you probably didn't notice the hat since you were positioned behind the horse!!!!!!

▲ Top

E Cup+

Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Oct 1 2006, 16:48 Post #64

QUOTE(Optimax)

Thank you for your comment!

But I was in fact under it.

and I'd like to add that I'm not a superficial man.....I'd love that horse even without the hat. :wub:

I was going to reply with a comment about your being under the horse in an attempt to burn you, but, alas, you have done it yourself creating what I think is one of your best posts yet.

▲ Top

Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Oct 3 2006, 08:48 Post #65

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

I found the perfect hat for ya Optimax...

Proudly made in New Zealand!

QUOTE(Optimax)

but i prefer this one

Have you seen Clerks 2? You'll like it!

QUOTE(Optimax)

I didn't notice it was wearing a hat

That was actually pretty funny

▲ Top

A Cup

Member No.: 17767 Posts: 48 Joined: 09/2006

▫ Oct 4 2006, 17:09 Post #66

I haven't seen clerks 2 yet, but i want to.....my favourite film of all time is Jay and Silent Bob strike back.

That probably reinforces the general opinion that I'm a half wit........but that usually helps in court when you're up against an animal sex crime

I'd better get back to the fields

QUOTE(bondiguy)

Proudly made in New Zealand!
Have you seen Clerks 2? You'll like it!
That was actually pretty funny

▲ Top

Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Oct 5 2006, 05:27 Post #67

I don't want to spoil it but Clerks 2 has a seen involving a donkey and a guy that looks like El Duce and it isn't pretty.... right up your alley

▲ Top

Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Oct 5 2006, 15:42 Post #68

QUOTE(bondiguy)

I don't want to spoil it but Clerks 2 has a seen involving a donkey and a guy that looks like El Duce and it isn't pretty.... right up your alley

a donkey right up his alley, he'd probably enjoy that

▲ Top

Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Oct 6 2006, 06:21 Post #69

QUOTE(Gnappster)

a donkey right up his alley, he'd probably enjoy that

All pun intended

▲ Top

A Cup

Member No.: 17767 Posts: 48 Joined: 09/2006

▫ Oct 6 2006, 17:09 Post #70

lol

Touche!

But i'm far too sexually advanced for that....a donkey doesn't even touch the sides any more.

Does anyone know a Blue Whale who doesn't smoke and likes going for walks?

QUOTE(Gnappster)

a donkey right up his alley, he'd probably enjoy that

▲ Top

Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Oct 6 2006, 17:21 Post #71

QUOTE(Optimax)

lol

Touche!

But i'm far too sexually advanced for that....a donkey doesn't even touch the sides any more.

Does anyone know a Blue Whale who doesn't smoke and likes going for walks?

No, but I'm compareably equipped

and no, sorry, not interested.

▲ Top

E Cup+

Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Oct 6 2006, 17:42 Post #72

QUOTE(Gnappster)

No, but I'm compareably equipped

and no, sorry, not interested.

and the obvious burn is: So your asshole is stretched enough to compare to a blue whale's?? :blink:

▲ Top

Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Oct 6 2006, 17:46 Post #73

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

and the obvious burn is: So your asshole is stretched enough to compare to a blue whale's?? :blink:

I can't say I saw that one coming :mellow:

▲ Top

E Cup+

Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Oct 6 2006, 17:58 Post #74

QUOTE(Gnappster)

I can't say I saw that one coming :mellow:

that's okay. I just read the backlash of my "taker" comment.

▲ Top

A Cup

Member No.: 17767 Posts: 48 Joined: 09/2006

▫ Oct 6 2006, 20:29 Post #75

Thats cos it was behind you

QUOTE(Gnappster)

I can't say I saw that one coming :mellow:

▲ Top

A Cup

Member No.: 17767 Posts: 48 Joined: 09/2006

▫ Oct 6 2006, 20:30 Post #76

the whale i mean

▲ Top

A Cup

Member No.: 17767 Posts: 48 Joined: 09/2006

▫ Oct 6 2006, 20:45 Post #77

As much as I enjoy this.....cant we get some more ladies on this thread to take the piss out of me.

Bring it on Tripled (No.1)!!

In the meantime, here's a photo of me and my gal to keep you tantalised

Attached:

▲ Top

Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Oct 6 2006, 20:52 Post #78

QUOTE(Optimax)

As much as I enjoy this.....cant we get some more ladies on this thread to take the piss out of me.

Bring it on Tripled (No.1)!!
In the meantime, here's a photo of me and my gal to keep you tantalised

1. getting any females to check out our 411's is no easy task
2. that is exasperated when you the bulk of your personal info hints at beastiality
just sayin

▲ Top

C Cup

Member No.: 11025 Posts: 638 Joined: 10/2005

▫ Oct 6 2006, 20:55 Post #79

QUOTE(Gnappster)

1. getting any females to check out our 411's is no easy task
2. that is exasperated when you the bulk of your personal info hints at beastiality
just sayin

Its true mine seemed to be focused on watersports and I havent seen it in so long I might have to declare it legally dead!

▲ Top

A Cup

Member No.: 17767 Posts: 48 Joined: 09/2006

▫ Oct 6 2006, 21:00 Post #80

Gentlemen.....it may be true that it's difficult to find a nice lady who is into pissing on you while you fuck animals, but if you dont try, you don't succeed.

If you throw enough shit at a wall, some of it will eventually stick

▲ Top