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Double D's
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▫ Sep 1 2006, 21:04 Post #41
QUOTE(Gnappster)
then we'd have to close the lid on his casket  :lol:


eh... the burn was actually on pay, but it'll do :lol:

you get a C for execution, but an A- for effort :nahnah:
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 1 2006, 21:13 Post #42
QUOTE(jrock8)
eh... the burn was actually on pay, but it'll do :lol:

you get a C for execution, but an A- for effort :nahnah:


my cat's breath smells like cat food :silvio:
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Double D's
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▫ Sep 1 2006, 21:24 Post #43
QUOTE(Gnappster)
my cat's breath smells like cat food  :silvio:


i beat the board whore! i beat the board whore! i...

i bent my wookie :(

:lol:
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 1 2006, 22:17 Post #44
QUOTE(jrock8)
i beat the board whore!  i beat the board whore! i...

i bent my wookie  :(
:lol:


Spotted :thumbup:

Pay... Bo will eat him alive!

Gnappy... The funniest tombstone I have ever seen :lol:
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 1 2006, 22:26 Post #45
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Gnappy... The funniest tombstone I have ever seen :lol:


Luckily there's not a lot of competition in that area :lol:
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 1 2006, 22:28 Post #46
QUOTE(Gnappster)
Luckily there's not a lot of competition in that area  :lol:


You gotta imagine walking through a cemetery and seeing a tombstone like that... if you didn't even slightly laugh you wouldn't be human
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▫ Sep 1 2006, 22:31 Post #47
QUOTE(bondiguy)
You gotta imagine walking through a cemetery and seeing a tombstone like that... if you didn't even slightly laugh you wouldn't be human


yeah, there's not enough humour at graveyards these days ;)
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▫ Sep 1 2006, 22:33 Post #48
QUOTE(Gnappster)
yeah, there's not enough humour at graveyards these days ;)


People just arent trying anymore
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▫ Sep 2 2006, 14:31 Post #49
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Gnappy... The funniest tombstone I have ever seen :lol:

QUOTE(Gnappster)
yeah, there's not enough humour at graveyards these days ;)

QUOTE(bondiguy)
People just arent trying anymore

Obviously, none of you have ever seen a pic of this legitimate headstone... There's a good story on it here. headstone story link

Here's what it looks like.

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Double D's
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▫ Sep 2 2006, 15:56 Post #50
oh shit...id rather have the first one man...id like to make people REALLY laugh when they see me..just might be moved off the family plot rofl
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▫ Sep 2 2006, 20:47 Post #51
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Obviously, none of you have ever seen a pic of this legitimate headstone...  There's a good story on it here. headstone story link

Here's what it looks like.



hahah that's great!

QUOTE(Narazbad)
oh shit...id rather have the first one man...id like to make people REALLY laugh when they see me..just might be moved off the family plot rofl

plus you could make them think you really weren't a virgin :P
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▫ Sep 4 2006, 05:54 Post #52
QUOTE(Gnappster)
hahah that's great!
plus you could make them think you really weren't a virgin  :P


BAM!!! :lol:
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Double D's
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▫ Sep 4 2006, 06:38 Post #53
did we get emeril in here somehow?
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Double D's
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▫ Sep 5 2006, 15:51 Post #54
QUOTE(Gnappster)
yeah, there's not enough humour at graveyards these days ;)


gotta give gnappy some credit... trying to put the "fun" back in funerals...
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▫ Sep 5 2006, 15:54 Post #55
QUOTE(jrock8)
gotta give gnappy some credit... trying to put the "fun" back in funerals...

:cheers: to Gnappy
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▫ Sep 6 2006, 06:26 Post #56
QUOTE(jrock8)
gotta give gnappy some credit... trying to put the "fun" back in funerals...


Oh I get it... I get jokes
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▫ Sep 6 2006, 16:16 Post #57
QUOTE(jrock8)
gotta give gnappy some credit... trying to put the "fun" back in funerals...


spotted :thumbup:
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▫ Sep 6 2006, 17:17 Post #58
QUOTE(Gnappster)
spotted  :thumbup:


really? b/c i totally thought i stole that from an old '80s tv show... :huh: lol
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▫ Sep 6 2006, 17:34 Post #59
QUOTE(jrock8)
really?  b/c i totally thought i stole that from an old '80s tv show...  :huh: lol


probably where they stole it from too.
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