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▫ Aug 30 2006, 04:03 Post #21
Geeze! so much hostility over an aching dick. I would think that the remedies being suggsted here would actually be a welcome alternative to anything a doctor might do :whatever: .
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▫ Aug 30 2006, 06:05 Post #22
I was thinking what my workmate said the other day...we have had patients (male) with a great boner because of Viagra and guess what the doctors have done :) They have put needles to the penis so that the extra blood will flow out....OUTCH! So maybe you guys should avoid Viagra....just a warning :P
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▫ Aug 30 2006, 06:54 Post #23
QUOTE(ddd35)
I think I said  this above and in only  1 sentence  ..but I do like  the full version ...


I like the 1 sentence version... I am not reading all of that shit
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▫ Aug 30 2006, 15:10 Post #24
QUOTE(summoner)
I was thinking what my workmate said the other day...we have had patients (male) with a great boner because of Viagra and guess what the doctors have done :) They have put needles to the penis so that the extra blood will flow out....OUTCH! So maybe you guys should avoid Viagra....just a warning :P


:o
the "cure" sounds worse than the ailment.
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▫ Aug 30 2006, 18:29 Post #25
QUOTE(summoner)
I was thinking what my workmate said the other day...we have had patients (male) with a great boner because of Viagra and guess what the doctors have done :) They have put needles to the penis so that the extra blood will flow out....OUTCH! So maybe you guys should avoid Viagra....just a warning :P

YOW-WOW!!!!!!! I watched a boyfriend get catheterized a few yearas ago. That looked painful. But, I really can't imagine taking a perfectly good boner and sticking needles into it.That has GOT to hurt!
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▫ Aug 30 2006, 18:31 Post #26
hey lyn hows reno ?
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▫ Aug 30 2006, 18:41 Post #27
QUOTE(Lynette)
YOW-WOW!!!!!!! I watched a boyfriend get catheterized a few yearas ago. That looked painful. But, I really can't imagine taking a perfectly good boner and sticking needles into it.That has GOT to hurt!

they claim that a young person , I mean somone under 55 that takes viagra takes a great chance of ther boner staying hard for hours , Know of a 22 yr old that took it and he had sex with his girlfriend and came 4 times in 60 minutes and it still didnt go down , so he did it 2 more time and it didnt go down , by this time he was sore and she was sore or so he said , so he did her from behind , finnally after almost 3 hours and many many orgasms it went down ,, By the way he wasnt complaining but she was cuase she was sore both front and back for a week !!!!!!
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▫ Aug 30 2006, 18:57 Post #28
QUOTE(Lynette)
YOW-WOW!!!!!!! I watched a boyfriend get catheterized a few yearas ago. That looked painful. But, I really can't imagine taking a perfectly good boner and sticking needles into it.That has GOT to hurt!


Why in God's name would you want to watch that?!
What did you tell the nurse, "excuse me, could you move the sheet, I'd really like to observe this!" :lol:
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▫ Aug 30 2006, 21:59 Post #29
QUOTE(ddd35)
they claim that a young person , I mean somone under  55 that takes viagra  takes a great chance of ther  boner staying hard for hours , Know of a  22 yr old that took it  and he  had sex with his girlfriend and  came  4 times  in 60 minutes and it still didnt  go down  , so he did  it  2 more time and it didnt go down , by this time he was sore and she was sore  or so he said  , so he did her from behind , finnally after  almost  3 hours and many many  orgasms  it went down ,,  By the  way he wasnt complaining   but she was  cuase she was sore  both front and back  for a week  !!!!!!

You have just convinced me that I wanna get myself some Viagra! Anyone know a good doc with a prescription pad

:roflmao:
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▫ Aug 30 2006, 22:03 Post #30
QUOTE(Lynette)
Geeze! so much hostility over an aching dick. I would think that the remedies being suggsted here would actually be a welcome alternative to anything a doctor might do  :whatever:

Lynette,

I cannot understand what all the fuss is about...I have had blue balls and its nothing that cannot be cured with a good orgasm. The rare occasions my wife has teased me up to that point, she has more than made up for it by offering me relief thereafter. Heck one day she was teasing and teasing me in the shower to the point I was so sore I thought I was gonna blow up...She decided she was just gonna stroke me off....Man was she surprised when I came so hard it shot straight up into the air and all through her hair and on her face. She said had she expected that, she would have just sucked me off the avoid the mess. I thought it was pretty funny

:roflmao:
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▫ Aug 30 2006, 22:07 Post #31
QUOTE(stevieboy)
You have just convinced me that I wanna get myself some Viagra!  Anyone know a good doc with a prescription pad

:roflmao:


you don't need a doctor to get it. unless you're hung up on little things like the law.
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▫ Aug 31 2006, 05:39 Post #32
I gotta say Viagra is a dangerous fucking drug when taken by people who do not need it. I have heard many stories of young guys taking it and having a boner for an entire weekend and it is also known to cause Heart Attacks in younger takers of the drug
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▫ Sep 1 2006, 06:10 Post #33
poor pay...now he knows what it feels like!!! HAH MOTHA FACKU!

anyway...yeah...its possible...i know from personal experience...young and horny with the girls in texas...it tends to happen alot rofl
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▫ Sep 1 2006, 06:11 Post #34
Wow a Naz posting?

Whaddup mother fucker?
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▫ Sep 1 2006, 06:23 Post #35
aleviating a deep and depressing boredom....waddap yall?
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▫ Sep 1 2006, 06:46 Post #36
QUOTE(Narazbad)
aleviating a deep and depressing boredom....waddap yall?


nuttin :pimpers:
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▫ Sep 1 2006, 06:53 Post #37
hewwz yeah motha fuckau
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▫ Sep 1 2006, 10:42 Post #38
No No No Naraz you silly little simpleton.......I dont use viagra and I have no problems rubbin one out when I need to.

ESPECIALLY with the ladies from this site lately!!!

*Bondi, wait till Bo gets her hands on this "little fucker"*
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▫ Sep 1 2006, 20:45 Post #39
QUOTE(paybarraman)
No No No Naraz you silly little simpleton.......I dont use viagra and I have no problems rubbin one out when I need to. 

ESPECIALLY with the ladies from this site lately!!!
*Bondi, wait till Bo gets her hands on this "little fucker"*


handS? i think someone's exaggerating :lol:

although, if she did... i'd have to raise my glass to you and say "cheers... ya' lucky bastard!" :cheers: :P
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▫ Sep 1 2006, 20:56 Post #40
QUOTE(jrock8)
handS?  i think someone's exaggerating :lol:

although, if she did... i'd have to raise my glass to you and say "cheers... ya' lucky bastard!"  :cheers:   :P


then we'd have to close the lid on his casket :lol:

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