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▫ Aug 25 2006, 23:20 Post #1
Recently, I overheard a man say that his dick was so hard, it ached. It got me wondering. Not actually ever having had a boner (or a dick, for that metter :) ) myself , I was wondering if it's possible. Can your dick get SO hard it hurts without any other form of irritation causing the pain? It kinda seems possible to me, but it's a question I don't think I've ever asked before. And if does... what does it feel like?
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▫ Aug 25 2006, 23:23 Post #2
QUOTE(Lynette)
Recently, I overheard a man say that his dick was so hard, it ached. It got me wondering. Not actually ever having had a boner (or a dick, for that metter  :) ) myself , I was wondering if it's possible. Can your dick get SO hard it hurts without any other form of irritation causing the pain? It kinda seems possible to me, but it's a question I don't think I've ever asked before. And if does... what does it feel like?


Well yeah it can happen. Usually in public or other places where one is clothed and therefore his cock is restricted in its movement and his boner is pressing against his underpants etc

(I know Im gonna get burnt for this but ehhh)
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▫ Aug 25 2006, 23:52 Post #3
Well, that would be his pants actually causing the pain due to their restricting his dicks freedom of movement. Wouldn't it be? Suppose you're just standing there, butt naked with a hard-on (unrestricted, pointing at the cieling) and it gets so hard it hurts. Is that possible? Seems to me that at some point it may be possible for the amount of blood pressure building up in the thing to cause some discomfort.
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▫ Aug 26 2006, 01:15 Post #4
It can happen absolutely Lynette. Although from my own personal experience - FUCK ALL YOU ASSHOLES WHO SUDDENLY HAVE COMMENTS!!!! - sorry Lynette, if I'm foolin around or just very horny sometimes, what actually aches are my balls more so than my cock.

It's a very dull constant ache. Any contact with them only increases the pain. You would think an orgasm would help but in reality it just makes it worse. I asked my doc about it and he said it's unfortunate but not uncommon. And for me, having a varicocele, it can be even worse.
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▫ Aug 26 2006, 03:12 Post #5
QUOTE(paybarraman)
It can happen absolutely Lynette.  Although from my own personal experience - FUCK ALL YOU ASSHOLES WHO SUDDENLY HAVE COMMENTS!!!! - sorry Lynette, if I'm foolin around or just very horny sometimes, what actually aches are my balls more so than my cock.

It's a very dull constant ache.  Any contact with them only increases the pain.  You would think an orgasm would help but in reality it just makes it worse.  I asked my doc about it and he said it's unfortunate but not uncommon.  And for me, having a varicocele, it can be even worse.


Oh god... it's almost too easy :blink:
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▫ Aug 26 2006, 14:55 Post #6
QUOTE(paybarraman)
It can happen absolutely Lynette.  Although from my own personal experience - FUCK ALL YOU ASSHOLES WHO SUDDENLY HAVE COMMENTS!!!! - sorry Lynette, if I'm foolin around or just very horny sometimes, what actually aches are my balls more so than my cock.

It's a very dull constant ache.  Any contact with them only increases the pain.  You would think an orgasm would help but in reality it just makes it worse.  I asked my doc about it and he said it's unfortunate but not uncommon.  And for me, having a varicocele, it can be even worse.

Pay, come one. you take all the fun out of burning you. It's like having a secretary who walks when you're chasing her around the desk.

ah, forget it. what's the use?
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▫ Aug 27 2006, 15:19 Post #7
Listen dickheads...the whole fucking thing is becoming increasingly tiresome....

Go fuck with the noobs....I was answering her fucking question you simple-minded asses. Do you all really have no joy in life other burning me? If true, then you all are an incredibly sad sad lot.

:fuckoff:
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▫ Aug 27 2006, 23:55 Post #8
In the USA we call it getting a case of blue balls Lyn , its from a prolonged erection brought on by a highly aroused state ... with no release ...
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▫ Aug 28 2006, 05:37 Post #9
QUOTE(paybarraman)
Listen dickheads...the whole fucking thing is becoming increasingly tiresome....

Go fuck with the noobs....I was answering her fucking question you simple-minded asses.  Do you all really have no joy in life other burning me?  If true, then you all are an incredibly sad sad lot.

:fuckoff:


Someone is on their cycle
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▫ Aug 28 2006, 11:44 Post #10
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▫ Aug 28 2006, 16:24 Post #11
QUOTE(paybarraman)
Listen dickheads...the whole fucking thing is becoming increasingly tiresome....

Go fuck with the noobs....I was answering her fucking question you simple-minded asses.  Do you all really have no joy in life other burning me? If true, then you all are an incredibly sad sad lot.

:fuckoff:


I think that's already been firmly established. :lol:

We kid cuz we love and soemtimes because it's too damn easy.
As to the initial question, I've never had a hard on so bad it hurt or ached. Maybe it was a figure of speech like "hurts so good" or "I ache for you" etc.
I've heard of blue balls before but I never get em.
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▫ Aug 28 2006, 16:44 Post #12
BLUE BALLS

Blue balls is a slang term for a temporary fluid congestion in the testicles and prostate region caused by prolonged sexual arousal in the human male. It is most commonly associated with adolescents but can occur in any sexually mature male. It is often accompanied by a cramp-like ache of prostatic congestion and pain/tenderness of the testes

The main cause of blue balls is prolonged sexual stimulation of the erect penis, either by direct or indirect contact, that does not result in orgasm and ejaculation.

During arousal in a sexually mature male, the sympathetic nervous system decreases its inputs to the genital tissues, resulting in increased blood flow to the testicles and prostate areas. As this happens, other fluid outflow muscles constrict, causing more bodily fluid to enter the area than leave, ensuring a high enough regional blood pressure to allow a sustained erection for penetration during sexual intercourse.

If orgasm is not achieved, blood and lymphatic fluid tend to pool, and the blood becomes oxygen deprived. In some men, this pooling of oxygen-starved blood may result in a bluish tint to the scrotum. It can be very painful, like a hit to the testicles except from the inside.

Men with priapism or orchalgia may experience an extreme, prolonged form of blue balls, which may require medical attention.

Treatment
The easiest way to relieve the symptoms of blue balls is through an orgasm either by masturbation or sexual intercourse. The resultant ejaculation jump-starts the sympathetic nervous system, which increases blood flow through the groin area, dissipating the fluid buildup. Even without orgasm, the symptoms of blue balls usually subside within an hour of onset, but the symptoms can also last much longer. A review of the medical literature by Chalett and Nerenberg in 2000 found little formal data regarding the condition but concluded that "the treatment is sexual release, or perhaps straining to move a very heavy object — in essence doing a Valsalva maneuver." Simply lying down can also sometimes help the pain associated with blue balls.

One folk remedy for blue balls is the cold shower. Putting cold substances (such as ice) on the crotch region significantly helps. One source [1] states that "the cool water of the shower would stimulate new warm blood to the scrotum," but local cooling might instead work by causing arterioles in the scrotal skin to constrict, thus decreasing blood flow to those tissues and allowing fluid to leave the congested areas. On the other hand, soaking in a hot bath can help as well. Also, physical exercise like walking, climbing stairs etc, can ease the engorgement. Sometimes drugs containing pseudoephedrine can help quicken the process; however, availability of medicine containing pseudoephedrine is limited in some countries. Analgesics do not generally help as they do not involve prostaglandins.

any more questions? :)
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▫ Aug 28 2006, 18:54 Post #13
QUOTE(paybarraman)
Listen dickheads...the whole fucking thing is becoming increasingly tiresome....

Go fuck with the noobs....I was answering her fucking question you simple-minded asses.  Do you all really have no joy in life other burning me?  If true, then you all are an incredibly sad sad lot.

:fuckoff:

Geez, pay. I was just commenting that with such a setup topic it'd be too easy, but like you stated in your post. I wasn't burning you at all. All I meant that burn in a thread like this would be too easy... like chasing an ugly secretary around the desk... when she's walkin'

I try to save my burns for opportune moments will they'll be so funny that even the victim has a good chance of a good laugh. Being as I probably don't make anyone laugh without taking my pants off, I can clearly see why you'd think I'm just a shameless burner.

And by the way. I'm not a simple-minded ass. the sick and twisted web that is my id is very complicated. You're a cool cat. don't get all sensative on me all of a sudden. That's what my wife does when she wants me to go out with my friends and drink beer.
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▫ Aug 28 2006, 18:54 Post #14
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Geez, pay.  I was just commenting that with such a setup topic it'd be too easy, but like you stated in your post.  I wasn't burning you at all.  All I meant that  burn in a thread like this would be too easy... like chasing an ugly secretary around the desk... when she's walkin'

I try to save my burns for opportune moments will they'll be so funny that even the victim has a good chance of a good laugh.  Being as I probably don't make anyone laugh without taking my pants off, I can clearly see why you'd think I'm just a shameless burner.

And by the way.  I'm not a simple-minded ass.  the sick and twisted web that is my id is very complicated.  You're a cool cat.  don't get all sensative on me all of a sudden.  That's what my wife does when she wants me to go out with my friends and drink beer.

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▫ Aug 28 2006, 19:15 Post #15
QUOTE(UncleBuck)
BLUE BALLS
Blue balls is a slang term for a temporary fluid congestion in the testicles and prostate region caused by prolonged sexual arousal in the human male. It is most commonly associated with adolescents but can occur in any sexually mature male. It is often accompanied by a cramp-like ache of prostatic congestion and pain/tenderness of the testes
The main cause of blue balls is prolonged sexual stimulation of the erect penis, either by direct or indirect contact, that does not result in orgasm and ejaculation.

During arousal in a sexually mature male, the sympathetic nervous system decreases its inputs to the genital tissues, resulting in increased blood flow to the testicles and prostate areas. As this happens, other fluid outflow muscles constrict, causing more bodily fluid to enter the area than leave, ensuring a high enough regional blood pressure to allow a sustained erection for penetration during sexual intercourse.

If orgasm is not achieved, blood and lymphatic fluid tend to pool, and the blood becomes oxygen deprived. In some men, this pooling of oxygen-starved blood may result in a bluish tint to the scrotum. It can be very painful, like a hit to the testicles except from the inside.

Men with priapism or orchalgia may experience an extreme, prolonged form of blue balls, which may require medical attention.
Treatment
The easiest way to relieve the symptoms of blue balls is through an orgasm either by masturbation or sexual intercourse. The resultant ejaculation jump-starts the sympathetic nervous system, which increases blood flow through the groin area, dissipating the fluid buildup. Even without orgasm, the symptoms of blue balls usually subside within an hour of onset, but the symptoms can also last much longer. A review of the medical literature by Chalett and Nerenberg in 2000 found little formal data regarding the condition but concluded that "the treatment is sexual release, or perhaps straining to move a very heavy object — in essence doing a Valsalva maneuver." Simply lying down can also sometimes help the pain associated with blue balls.

One folk remedy for blue balls is the cold shower. Putting cold substances (such as ice) on the crotch region significantly helps. One source [1] states that "the cool water of the shower would stimulate new warm blood to the scrotum," but local cooling might instead work by causing arterioles in the scrotal skin to constrict, thus decreasing blood flow to those tissues and allowing fluid to leave the congested areas. On the other hand, soaking in a hot bath can help as well. Also, physical exercise like walking, climbing stairs etc, can ease the engorgement. Sometimes drugs containing pseudoephedrine can help quicken the process; however, availability of medicine containing pseudoephedrine is limited in some countries. Analgesics do not generally help as they do not involve prostaglandins.

any more questions? :)

I think I said this above and in only 1 sentence ..but I do like the full version ...
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▫ Aug 28 2006, 19:19 Post #16
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Geez, pay.  I was just commenting that with such a setup topic it'd be too easy, but like you stated in your post.  I wasn't burning you at all.  All I meant that  burn in a thread like this would be too easy... like chasing an ugly secretary around the desk... when she's walkin'

I try to save my burns for opportune moments will they'll be so funny that even the victim has a good chance of a good laugh.  Being as I probably don't make anyone laugh without taking my pants off, I can clearly see why you'd think I'm just a shameless burner.

And by the way.  I'm not a simple-minded ass.  the sick and twisted web that is my id is very complicated.  You're a cool cat.  don't get all sensative on me all of a sudden.  That's what my wife does when she wants me to go out with my friends and drink beer.


Wow, I've been handling that all wrong, glad you've cleared it up for me! I'm gonna be doing a lot more beer drinking from now on. :cheers:

(and I can't believe the spelling nazi would misspell senzuhtiv)
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▫ Aug 28 2006, 19:49 Post #17
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Wow, I've been handling that all wrong, glad you've cleared it up for me! I'm gonna be doing a lot more beer drinking from now on.  :cheers:

(and I can't believe the spelling nazi would misspell senzuhtiv)

Yeah, I was pretty retarded in that post. Lots of wrong and omitted words. I'm not in top form today. I'm married now and I have officically become complacent.
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▫ Aug 28 2006, 20:06 Post #18
QUOTE(ddd35)
I think I said  this above and in only  1 sentence  ..but I do like  the full version ...


I guess you like as much discussion about testicles as possible. To each his own I suppose.
I'll stick with boobs.
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▫ Aug 28 2006, 23:44 Post #19
QUOTE(Lynette)
Recently, I overheard a man say that his dick was so hard, it ached. It got me wondering. Not actually ever having had a boner (or a dick, for that metter  :) ) myself , I was wondering if it's possible. Can your dick get SO hard it hurts without any other form of irritation causing the pain? It kinda seems possible to me, but it's a question I don't think I've ever asked before. And if does... what does it feel like?


I have never had a aching hardon before.. just a raging one... I guess if the person had high BP the veins in his cock might be worn down a bit and cause pain.. but you would think the cock veins are made for the constant pressure of a hardon so I dunno if that would hold true or not.

The pain from a hardon my be transferred pain from a groin injury possibly... I mean you get kicked in the balls it hurts all over so a healing internal injury might simulate a ball kick if the sudden rush of blood from a hard on passes by it...

But Im no cock doc this is just a guess :lol:
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▫ Aug 29 2006, 00:11 Post #20
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)
I have never had a aching hardon before.. just a raging one... I guess if the person had high BP the veins in his cock might be worn down a bit and cause pain.. but you would think the cock veins are made for the constant pressure of a hardon so I dunno if that would hold true or not.

The pain from a hardon my be transferred pain from a groin injury possibly... I mean you get kicked in the balls it hurts all over so  a healing internal injury   might simulate a ball kick if the sudden rush of blood from a hard on passes by it...
But Im no cock doc   this is just a guess  :lol:


so it's more just a hobby of yours? you should be careful... i think bob and belicked might be booking their tickets to florida as we speak

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