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C Cup

Member No.: 12589 Posts: 677 Joined: 01/2006

▫ May 31 2006, 17:52 Post #1

My best handjob happen when my date and I went to a baseball game.
I got the cheapest seats, damn I was mad that the team was down by 5 runs, and the weather was hot in the high 90's!
Later that day, everyone around us, left
My date started to unzip my pants then
started to jack me off...
that may day

Enjoy my cold beer watching the game and unloading :drinkup:

:drinkup:

My team lost by 2 runs, but with a happy ending :whatever:

:whatever:

D Cup

Member No.: 13700 Posts: 1,472 Joined: 02/2006

▫ Jun 2 2006, 02:32 Post #2

When I was 19 there was a man in his forties that lived on my street. His wife had died of cancer about a year prior. I'd talk to him occassionally and felt really sad for him, he missed his wife terribly. One Saturday morning he was working in his front yard when I saw him and went over to talk. He asked me If I wanted to have a glass of lemonade with him and I agreed. We were sitting, sipping on his backyard patio when I asked him what was the hardest thing for hm being alone. He told me that there were many things but he really missed "the feminine" touch. To make a long story short, he ended up saying something about having to be content with self-gratification. I felt SO bad for him that I told him that (if it would help) I would be his "feminine touch" and "masterbate" him. At first he was caught off guard and said "no that's alright Lyn, I'm OK". But, after I said that it would be fine with me and that I really didn't consider it to be a "sex act" at all he relented. I think that I really was volunteering because I felt so sorry for him at the time. I asked him to stand up, then I undid his shorts and pulled them down. (BIG, HARD, DICK!!!!) I remember I couldn't take my eyes off of it. I directed him to a lounge chair and had him lay down on his back, I sat on the lounge along side of him and grabbed his boner and aimed it straight up toward the sky. About half way through (which wasn't long at all) I pulled my top off so he could see my boobs bouncing for some visiual stimulation. BOING!!!!! It worked! He shot a stream of cum about a foot and a half into the air. It was great! (I LOVE watching that.) The more I stroked his thing, the more cum pumped out of it. But, it was the only time I did it for him. I think he was kind of uneasy about the whole thing...maybe the difference in our ages... I don't know. Anyway, I went home, went directly to my room, took off all my clothes, jumped on my bed, and masterbated til I came about three times within an hour.
Now, please... nobody say that I'm not a humanitarian.

C Cup

Member No.: 10405 Posts: 780 Joined: 09/2005

▫ Jun 2 2006, 03:46 Post #3

QUOTE(Lynette)

When I was 19 there was a man in his forties that lived on my street. His wife had died of cancer about a year prior. I'd talk to him occassionally and felt really sad for him, he missed his wife terribly. One Saturday morning he was working in his front yard when I saw him and went over to talk. He asked me If I wanted to have a glass of lemonade with him and I agreed. We were sitting, sipping on his backyard patio when I asked him what was the hardest thing for hm being alone. He told me that there were many things but he really missed "the feminine" touch. To make a long story short, he ended up saying something about having to be content with self-gratification. I felt SO bad for him that I told him that (if it would help) I would be his "feminine touch" and "masterbate" him. At first he was caught off guard and said "no that's alright Lyn, I'm OK". But, after I said that it would be fine with me and that I really didn't consider it to be a "sex act" at all he relented. I think that I really was volunteering because I felt so sorry for him at the time. I asked him to stand up, then I undid his shorts and pulled them down. (BIG, HARD, DICK!!!!) I remember I couldn't take my eyes off of it. I directed him to a lounge chair and had him lay down on his back, I sat on the lounge along side of him and grabbed his boner and aimed it straight up toward the sky. About half way through (which wasn't long at all) I pulled my top off so he could see my boobs bouncing for some visiual stimulation. BOING!!!!! It worked! He shot a stream of cum about a foot and a half into the air. It was great! (I LOVE watching that.) The more I stroked his thing, the more cum pumped out of it. But, it was the only time I did it for him. I think he was kind of uneasy about the whole thing...maybe the difference in our ages... I don't know. Anyway, I went home, went directly to my room, took off all my clothes, jumped on my bed, and masterbated til I came about three times within an hour.
Now, please... nobody say that I'm not a humanitarian.

damn you tell the best stories :2thumbsup:

:2thumbsup:

Melon Master

Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006

▫ Jun 2 2006, 10:56 Post #4

QUOTE(Lynette)

When I was 19 there was a man in his forties that lived on my street. His wife had died of cancer about a year prior. I'd talk to him occassionally and felt really sad for him, he missed his wife terribly. One Saturday morning he was working in his front yard when I saw him and went over to talk. He asked me If I wanted to have a glass of lemonade with him and I agreed. We were sitting, sipping on his backyard patio when I asked him what was the hardest thing for hm being alone. He told me that there were many things but he really missed "the feminine" touch. To make a long story short, he ended up saying something about having to be content with self-gratification. I felt SO bad for him that I told him that (if it would help) I would be his "feminine touch" and "masterbate" him. At first he was caught off guard and said "no that's alright Lyn, I'm OK". But, after I said that it would be fine with me and that I really didn't consider it to be a "sex act" at all he relented. I think that I really was volunteering because I felt so sorry for him at the time. I asked him to stand up, then I undid his shorts and pulled them down. (BIG, HARD, DICK!!!!) I remember I couldn't take my eyes off of it. I directed him to a lounge chair and had him lay down on his back, I sat on the lounge along side of him and grabbed his boner and aimed it straight up toward the sky. About half way through (which wasn't long at all) I pulled my top off so he could see my boobs bouncing for some visiual stimulation. BOING!!!!! It worked! He shot a stream of cum about a foot and a half into the air. It was great! (I LOVE watching that.) The more I stroked his thing, the more cum pumped out of it. But, it was the only time I did it for him. I think he was kind of uneasy about the whole thing...maybe the difference in our ages... I don't know. Anyway, I went home, went directly to my room, took off all my clothes, jumped on my bed, and masterbated til I came about three times within an hour.
Now, please... nobody say that I'm not a humanitarian.

I just wish i was your neighbor :bonerfied:

:bonerfied:

D Cup

Member No.: 15153 Posts: 1,171 Joined: 05/2006

▫ Jun 2 2006, 12:40 Post #5

QUOTE(Lynette)

When I was 19 there was a man in his forties that lived on my street. His wife had died of cancer about a year prior. I'd talk to him occassionally and felt really sad for him, he missed his wife terribly. One Saturday morning he was working in his front yard when I saw him and went over to talk. He asked me If I wanted to have a glass of lemonade with him and I agreed. We were sitting, sipping on his backyard patio when I asked him what was the hardest thing for hm being alone. He told me that there were many things but he really missed "the feminine" touch. To make a long story short, he ended up saying something about having to be content with self-gratification. I felt SO bad for him that I told him that (if it would help) I would be his "feminine touch" and "masterbate" him. At first he was caught off guard and said "no that's alright Lyn, I'm OK". But, after I said that it would be fine with me and that I really didn't consider it to be a "sex act" at all he relented. I think that I really was volunteering because I felt so sorry for him at the time. I asked him to stand up, then I undid his shorts and pulled them down. (BIG, HARD, DICK!!!!) I remember I couldn't take my eyes off of it. I directed him to a lounge chair and had him lay down on his back, I sat on the lounge along side of him and grabbed his boner and aimed it straight up toward the sky. About half way through (which wasn't long at all) I pulled my top off so he could see my boobs bouncing for some visiual stimulation. BOING!!!!! It worked! He shot a stream of cum about a foot and a half into the air. It was great! (I LOVE watching that.) The more I stroked his thing, the more cum pumped out of it. But, it was the only time I did it for him. I think he was kind of uneasy about the whole thing...maybe the difference in our ages... I don't know. Anyway, I went home, went directly to my room, took off all my clothes, jumped on my bed, and masterbated til I came about three times within an hour.
Now, please... nobody say that I'm not a humanitarian.

OHGOODGODDAMN!!!!!!!!! *doublechairshiftdickrub* that was a HOT story :bonerfied:

:bonerfied:

My wife jacked me off during the pre-views of a movie....lots of people around, it was awesome........there are MANY stories (bless her little heart) but that was the most memorable

Melon Master

Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006

▫ Jun 2 2006, 12:51 Post #6

I recieved my best handjob from my now motherinlaw, at that time I was just dating her daughter , but we had been on the river all day and I was extrmely horny , i was laying down in the cabin of there boat cause I was a little drunk and extremely turned on as my now wife was wondering around in a very skimpy bikini , well her mom came in to check on me and I didnt realize it was so noticeable but my cockwas hard as hell in my swim trunks well she sat down on the bed beside me and very calmly says , take that out and Ill help relieve some pressure , well I said WHAT ? she said it again , so i did as I was told , and she gave me a awesome handjob till I came , I was dumbfounded . but I felt allot better , and nothing has ever been said about it , and I think after she saw my hardness she liked me even more , cause she never ever bitched at us if I brought her daughter home late !!!!!! heres to handjobs

:drinkup:

D Cup

Member No.: 13700 Posts: 1,472 Joined: 02/2006

▫ Aug 7 2006, 22:04 Post #7

OK...

C Cup

Member No.: 9995 Posts: 821 Joined: 08/2005

▫ Aug 7 2006, 22:27 Post #8

My most memorable was with my wife...back when we were just dating...her parents took us on a car ride in the middle of the woods to take their 4x4 through the snow....all the while, her dad thought it would be amusing to get on me about the fact that he felt we were too serious and I best not be having sex with his daughter, etc etc...It was dark and she must have been feeling daring cause the next thing I know, she gets "cold" and has to cover up in the back seat with a blanket...which is an excuse for her to grab my hand and shove it up her skirt. I was scared silly...but feeling her wetness got the best of me, so I went with it and gently started fingering her hoping her Dad would never catch on. Then she reached over and unzipped my pants and started playing with me. It didn't take long till I shot a load and without missing a beat, she pulled her hand out of my pants and licked her fingers clean. I was so damn nervous and so horny at the same time.

Of course, after we got back, we went out for the night and I ended up doing all sorts of nasty things to his daughter that I knew he would not approve of.

To this day when he wants to go out on "expeditions" I have to smile thinking If you only knew :nahnah:

:nahnah:

Double D's

Member No.: 9243 Posts: 2,656 Joined: 07/2005

▫ Aug 7 2006, 23:27 Post #9

QUOTE(ddd35)

I recieved my best handjob from my now motherinlaw, at that time I was just dating her daughter , but we had been on the river all day and I was extrmely horny , i was laying down in the cabin of there boat cause I was a little drunk and extremely turned on as my now wife was wondering around in a very skimpy bikini , well her mom came in to check on me and I didnt realize it was so noticeable but my cockwas hard as hell in my swim trunks well she sat down on the bed beside me and very calmly says , take that out and Ill help relieve some pressure , well I said WHAT ? she said it again , so i did as I was told , and she gave me a awesome handjob till I came , I was dumbfounded . but I felt allot better , and nothing has ever been said about it , and I think after she saw my hardness she liked me even more , cause she never ever bitched at us if I brought her daughter home late !!!!!! heres to handjobs

:drinkup:

Honestly...i'm sure you were wowed by this but the motherinlaw thing wierds me out. If my mom wacked my boyfriend off i would flip! :2gunsfiring:

:2gunsfiring:

Just my two cents! :whatever:

:whatever:

Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Aug 8 2006, 04:55 Post #10

QUOTE(ddd35)

I recieved my best handjob from my now motherinlaw, at that time I was just dating her daughter , but we had been on the river all day and I was extrmely horny , i was laying down in the cabin of there boat cause I was a little drunk and extremely turned on as my now wife was wondering around in a very skimpy bikini , well her mom came in to check on me and I didnt realize it was so noticeable but my cockwas hard as hell in my swim trunks well she sat down on the bed beside me and very calmly says , take that out and Ill help relieve some pressure , well I said WHAT ? she said it again , so i did as I was told , and she gave me a awesome handjob till I came , I was dumbfounded . but I felt allot better , and nothing has ever been said about it , and I think after she saw my hardness she liked me even more , cause she never ever bitched at us if I brought her daughter home late !!!!!! heres to handjobs

:drinkup:

I either call this 100% bullshit or you a sick, twisted fucker. WHo gets a handjob from their mother in law? :puke:

:puke:

IMO hand jobs are over rated. IF she is gonne give it a tug, why not use her mouth as well... if not, I have a much better technique and would just do it myself

Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Aug 8 2006, 17:51 Post #11

QUOTE(bondiguy)

I either call this 100% bullshit or you a sick, twisted fucker. WHo gets a handjob from their mother in law? :puke:

:puke:

this is coming from the same guy who hooked up with a chick at a fmaily reunion :blink:

:blink:

QUOTE(bondiguy)

if not, I have a much better technique and would just do it myself

yeah I hear bondi is a real pro at jerking guys off, so jrock tells me.

D Cup

Member No.: 13700 Posts: 1,472 Joined: 02/2006

▫ Aug 9 2006, 02:18 Post #12

QUOTE(bondiguy)

IMO hand jobs are over rated. IF she is gonne give it a tug, why not use her mouth as well... if not, I have a much better technique and would just do it myself

Oh come on! You mean to tell me that you don't enjoy the site and the feeling of watching a naked woman sitting next to you with your cock in her hand, titties bouncing, swaying, nipples getting hard while she jacks you off and watches you shoot cum straight up into the air, maybe hitting her boobs? PALEEEEEEEEZE!Ever shoot a load into a lady's mouth while she beats you off?

Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Aug 9 2006, 02:27 Post #13

QUOTE(Lynette)

Oh come on! You mean to tell me that you don't enjoy the site and the feeling of watching a naked woman sitting next to you with your cock in her hand, titties bouncing, swaying, nipples getting hard while she jacks you off and watches you shoot cum straight up into the air, maybe hitting her boobs? PALEEEEEEEEZE!Ever shoot a load into a lady's mouth while she beats you off?

well you certainly present a compelling case! :bonerfied:

:bonerfied:

Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Aug 9 2006, 05:54 Post #14

QUOTE(Gnappster)

yeah I hear bondi is a real pro at jerking guys off, so jrock tells me.

Years of self practice haha

QUOTE(Lynette)

Oh come on! You mean to tell me that you don't enjoy the site and the feeling of watching a naked woman sitting next to you with your cock in her hand, titties bouncing, swaying, nipples getting hard while she jacks you off and watches you shoot cum straight up into the air, maybe hitting her boobs? PALEEEEEEEEZE!Ever shoot a load into a lady's mouth while she beats you off?

Ah Lynette of course I enjoy it, I just think they are over rated. It'd would definitely be on the bottom of my to do list when talking about sexual encounters. Intercourse and Oral are on a whole other level in comparison. I do recieve the odd handjob but much rather other forms of sex.

In regards to your last question yes I have, but is usually at the end of intercourse or a nice long blow job

D Cup

Member No.: 12313 Posts: 1,028 Joined: 12/2005

▫ Aug 9 2006, 06:10 Post #15

I usually start with mouth&tongue and continue with hands

A little oil and hubbie is in heaven

I bought one fine book last year and there was some pretty nice tips for handjobs. But I think that hubbie likes BJ´s more

I have never done a handjob in public place although I have done a BJ in a car with some exBF...And with one BF we just did handjobs, BJ´s and fingerin, no intercourse at all :blink:

:blink:

(I was 16 or 17 by then and not a virgin...)Okay, enough OT...

Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Aug 9 2006, 06:21 Post #16

handjobs are for teenagers

C Cup

Member No.: 12828 Posts: 621 Joined: 01/2006

▫ Aug 9 2006, 10:36 Post #17

QUOTE(Lynette)

OK...

lord, i wish that was me next to that stunning beauty

C Cup

Member No.: 12828 Posts: 621 Joined: 01/2006

▫ Aug 9 2006, 10:38 Post #18

QUOTE(Lynette)

Oh come on! You mean to tell me that you don't enjoy the site and the feeling of watching a naked woman sitting next to you with your cock in her hand, titties bouncing, swaying, nipples getting hard while she jacks you off and watches you shoot cum straight up into the air, maybe hitting her boobs? PALEEEEEEEEZE!Ever shoot a load into a lady's mouth while she beats you off?

sure paints a pretty picture :2thumbsup:

:2thumbsup:

Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Aug 9 2006, 14:23 Post #19

QUOTE(bondiguy)

handjobs are for teenagers

and prison inmates

Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Aug 10 2006, 05:23 Post #20

QUOTE(Gnappster)

and prison inmates

and/or anal sex haha

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