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Double D's

Member No.: 8319 Posts: 3,546 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Aug 10 2006, 05:25 Post #21

QUOTE(bondiguy)

and/or anal sex haha

so THAT's why gnappy keeps trying to get arrested for stealing shit :haha:

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Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Aug 10 2006, 05:28 Post #22

QUOTE(jrock8)

so THAT's why gnappy keeps trying to get arrested for stealing shit :haha:

All the pices fit now huh?

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D Cup

Member No.: 14012 Posts: 2,345 Joined: 03/2006

▫ Aug 10 2006, 14:36 Post #23

Handjob what ever I will take what ever I can get

.........

I have whacked off sooo many times in the shower ,when it rains I get a hard-on

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Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Aug 11 2006, 05:02 Post #24

Now you're wacking it over a neon sign?

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Melon Master

Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006

▫ Aug 11 2006, 11:01 Post #25

QUOTE(bondiguy)

Now you're wacking it over a neon sign?

Hey Bondi why is every morning I get on here and its says

HANDJOBS
BONDIGUY ????????????????

just curious if there is a pattern here ? JK :2thumbsup:

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Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Aug 11 2006, 13:25 Post #26

QUOTE(ddd35)

Hey Bondi why is every morning I get on here and its says

HANDJOBS
BONDIGUY ????????????????

just curious if there is a pattern here   ? JK   :2thumbsup:

I think you'll find it'll be EVERY THREAD, Last Post; Bondiguy

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Melon Master

Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006

▫ Aug 11 2006, 13:29 Post #27

QUOTE(bondiguy)

I think you'll find it'll be EVERY THREAD, Last Post; Bondiguy

I look forward to your comments Bro just Bumping ya a bit .... ANd No I didnt say humping Gnappy !!!!!!

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Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Aug 11 2006, 13:32 Post #28

QUOTE(ddd35)

I look forward to your comments Bro just Bumping ya a bit .... ANd No I didnt say humping Gnappy !!!!!!

I know, I was having a go at myself there too with my board whoring

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Melon Master

Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006

▫ Aug 11 2006, 13:35 Post #29

QUOTE(Lynette)

OK...

I missed this pic , damn girl get ahold of that thing not just a lzy stroke ...

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D Cup

Member No.: 12055 Posts: 2,225 Joined: 12/2005

▫ Aug 11 2006, 14:40 Post #30

QUOTE(ddd35)

I look forward to your comments Bro just Bumping ya a bit .... ANd No I didnt say humping Gnappy !!!!!!

You're right you said "bumping Bondi" 2 totally different things :blink:

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Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Aug 11 2006, 15:37 Post #31

QUOTE(bondiguy)

I think you'll find it'll be EVERY THREAD, Last Post; Bondiguy

most correct post ever

QUOTE(ddd35)

I look forward to your comments Bro just Bumping ya a bit .... ANd No I didnt say humping Gnappy !!!!!!

don't drag me into your little love triangles.

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B Cup

Member No.: 11118 Posts: 103 Joined: 10/2005

▫ Aug 11 2006, 21:48 Post #32

GF once unzipped me and started giving the old catholic hand shandy whilst I was doing 100 up the M1. Apart from nearly crashing once or twice, I was most amused when my stereo chose to play "Jerk It Out" ^^

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Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Aug 11 2006, 22:47 Post #33

QUOTE(Gnappster)

most correct post ever

I am many things but dillusional isn't one of them.

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Double D's

Member No.: 9243 Posts: 2,656 Joined: 07/2005

▫ Aug 14 2006, 22:03 Post #34

QUOTE(LikesThemAll)

sure paints a pretty picture :2thumbsup:

i've done that.... suckin and jerkin and then finishes in my mouth.

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Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Aug 14 2006, 22:09 Post #35

QUOTE(hott1976)

i've done that.... suckin and jerkin and then finishes in my mouth.

you are perfect
That is all®

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D Cup

Member No.: 14012 Posts: 2,345 Joined: 03/2006

▫ Aug 15 2006, 00:05 Post #36

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of a fateful trip.
That started from this tropic port,
aboard this tiny ship.
The mate was a mighty sailin' man,
the skipper brave and sure.
Five passengers set sail that day,
for a three hour tour, a three hour tour………
The weather started getting rough,
the tiny ship was tossed.
If not for the courage of the fearless crew,
the Minnow would be lost; the Minnow would be lost.
The ship took ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle,
with Gilligan, the Skipper too,
the Millionaire, and his Wife,
the Movie Star, the Professor and Mary Ann,
here on Gilligan's Isle.

So this is the tale of our castaways,
they're here for a long, long time.
They'll have to make the best of things,
it's an uphill climb.
The first mate and his skipper too,
will do their very best,
to make the others comfortable,
in the tropic island nest.
No phones, no lights, no motor cars,
not a single luxury.
Like Robinson Crusoe,
it's primitive as can be.
So join us here each week my friend,
you're sure to get a smile.
From seven stranded Castaways,
Here on Gilligan's Isle.

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Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Aug 15 2006, 03:28 Post #37

QUOTE(UncleBuck)

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of a fateful trip.
That started from this tropic port,
aboard this tiny ship.
The mate was a mighty sailin' man,
the skipper brave and sure.
Five passengers set sail that day,
for a three hour tour, a three hour tour………
The weather started getting rough,
the tiny ship was tossed.
If not for the courage of the fearless crew,
the Minnow would be lost; the Minnow would be lost.
The ship took ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle,
with Gilligan, the Skipper too,
the Millionaire, and his Wife,
the Movie Star, the Professor and Mary Ann,
here on Gilligan's Isle.

So this is the tale of our castaways,
they're here for a long, long time.
They'll have to make the best of things,
it's an uphill climb.
The first mate and his skipper too,
will do their very best,
to make the others comfortable,
in the tropic island nest.
No phones, no lights, no motor cars,
not a single luxury.
Like Robinson Crusoe,
it's primitive as can be.
So join us here each week my friend,
you're sure to get a smile.
From seven stranded Castaways,
Here on Gilligan's Isle.

I was getting ready to give you the "psycho" award, until I realized what was going on in that pic, missed it first time around haha.

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D Cup

Member No.: 14012 Posts: 2,345 Joined: 03/2006

▫ Aug 15 2006, 19:45 Post #38

QUOTE(Gnappster)

I was getting ready to give you the "psycho" award, until I realized what was going on in that pic, missed it first time around haha.

I thought that was pretty good..... makes being stranded on a island with Ginger and Mary Anne maybe not so bad

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Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Aug 18 2006, 08:05 Post #39

QUOTE(hott1976)

i've done that.... suckin and jerkin and then finishes in my mouth.

will u have an affair with me?

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E Cup+

Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Aug 21 2006, 21:55 Post #40

QUOTE(UncleBuck)

Handjob what ever I will take what ever I can get

.........
I have whacked off sooo many times in the shower ,when it rains I get a hard-on

That line is from an obscure movie with a really hot blonde in it. (I would have just wrote "spotted," but i didn't want an obvious burn coming my way.)

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