If You Thought Your Need For Sex Was Bad

Double D's

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▫ May 25 2006, 20:36 Post #1

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D Cup

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▫ May 25 2006, 20:41 Post #2

Maybe that's your problem Bob. You should stop whinning and barking so much, it might help you out. :nahnah:

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Double D's

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▫ May 25 2006, 20:44 Post #3

QUOTE(natalie)

Maybe that's your problem Bob. You should stop whinning and barking so much, it might help you out. :nahnah:

I will tell you what since having dogs and breeding them I am thankful I am not one. The shit the poor girls have to go through when having sex and the way the males are. No thanks.

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B Cup

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▫ May 25 2006, 20:44 Post #4

QUOTE(diane26)

Look into the Dog world. My Lab is in heat so we are keeping her away from my Male Beagle well for 5 days now he has cried and wined just this annoying bark and wine ALL NIGHT AND DAY OMG thank god Men arent that fucking bad when it comes to wanting sex. Next time she is in heat I am boarding him for 2 weeks this is ABSURD.

But I cant let him hit it with her or I will have labrabeagles.

This is how I am everyday so what do you mean???

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Melon Master

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▫ May 25 2006, 20:45 Post #5

QUOTE(diane26)

Look into the Dog world. My Lab is in heat so we are keeping her away from my Male Beagle well for 5 days now he has cried and wined just this annoying bark and wine ALL NIGHT AND DAY OMG thank god Men arent that fucking bad when it comes to wanting sex. Next time she is in heat I am boarding him for 2 weeks this is ABSURD.

But I cant let him hit it with her or I will have labrabeagles.

The attached pic is for you....

Talk about just in time.

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D Cup

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▫ May 25 2006, 20:46 Post #6

Ok I'm officially stating that I've picked on bobaloo enough already and your all game now. :2gunsfiring:

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Double D's

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▫ May 25 2006, 20:48 Post #7

QUOTE(ndboxer)

This is how I am everyday so what do you mean???

Maybe if you are like this there is a reason you aint getting none :haha:

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Double D's

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▫ May 25 2006, 20:49 Post #8

QUOTE(evade20)

The attached pic is for you....
Talk about just in time.

Ill tell you what I am about to put the shock collar on him and sapping his ass if he dont SHUT UP already,.

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D Cup

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▫ May 25 2006, 20:52 Post #9

QUOTE(diane26)

Maybe if you are like this there is a reason you aint getting none :haha:

are you saying you don't give your husband any when he's whinning and running in circles? Or do you fuck him to shut him up?

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D Cup

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▫ May 25 2006, 20:54 Post #10

QUOTE(natalie)

are you saying you don't give your husband any when he's whinning and running in circles? Or do you fuck him to shut him up?

ouch...my wife only wishes fucking would shut me up I just keep begging for more...
cani .. cani .. please ...cani we do it again

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Double D's

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▫ May 25 2006, 20:55 Post #11

QUOTE(natalie)

are you saying you don't give your husband any when he's whinning and running in circles? Or do you fuck him to shut him up?

When he is acting like that I see what I can get out of him first and than fuck him to shut him up.

But I draw the line with the dog.

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Melon Master

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▫ May 25 2006, 21:20 Post #12

QUOTE(diane26)

Look into the Dog world. My Lab is in heat so we are keeping her away from my Male Beagle well for 5 days now he has cried and wined just this annoying bark and wine ALL NIGHT AND DAY OMG thank god Men arent that fucking bad when it comes to wanting sex. Next time she is in heat I am boarding him for 2 weeks this is ABSURD.

But I cant let him hit it with her or I will have labrabeagles.

can't he just wear a condom? :unsure:

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E Cup+

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▫ May 25 2006, 21:30 Post #13

QUOTE(natalie)

Maybe that's your problem Bob. You should stop whinning and barking so much, it might help you out. :nahnah:

yeah, I've very recently learned that lesson. Now instead of whining and barking, I just go straight for the leg hump. it seems to be much more effective.

QUOTE(natalie)

Ok I'm officially stating that I've picked on bobaloo enough already and your all game now. :2gunsfiring:

It's okay. Negative attention is still attention.

QUOTE(diane26)

When he is acting like that I see what I can get out of him first and than fuck him to shut him up.
But I draw the line with the dog.

yeah. turns out you can't get that much out of a dog anyway. Maybe a paw or a newspaper, but that's about it.

p.s. for Natalie: some of the text I quoted from Diane's post is in read!!!

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Double D's

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▫ May 25 2006, 21:37 Post #14

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

yeah, I've very recently learned that lesson. Now instead of whining and barking, I just go straight for the leg hump. it seems to be much more effective.
It's okay. Negative attention is still attention.

yeah. turns out you can't get that much out of a dog anyway. Maybe a paw or a newspaper, but that's about it.

p.s. for Natalie: some of the text I quoted from Diane's post is in read!!!

WOW exactly what color is read???

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E Cup+

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▫ May 25 2006, 21:43 Post #15

QUOTE(diane26)

WOW exactly what color is read???

silly! read is Latin for red. I thought everybody knew that!

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Melon Master

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▫ May 25 2006, 21:46 Post #16

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

silly! read is Latin for red. I thought everybody knew that!

really? I thought it was Mesopotamian

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E Cup+

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▫ May 25 2006, 22:15 Post #17

QUOTE(Gnappster)

really? I thought it was Mesopotamian

well, they translate very closely, you have to watch out for that. Mesopotamian would be réad. Easy to see the confusion.

now, Zimbabwean, on the other hand is completely different where iekciediiccchh is in fact the word for red. You must be very careful though, because take away the very non-silent H at the end and you've just told your Zimbabwean friend "go fuck your mother while I hang on to your nutsack." Not exactly a lesson you need to learn four times. Three should make it memory!

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D Cup

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▫ May 28 2006, 07:20 Post #18

QUOTE(diane26)

When he is acting like that I see what I can get out of him first and than fuck him to shut him up.
But I draw the line with the dog.

Where exactly is the line drawn, your husband's ass or as soon as the peanut butter is gone? :huh:

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Double D's

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▫ May 28 2006, 07:25 Post #19

QUOTE(belicked6924)

Where exactly is the line drawn, your husband's ass or as soon as the peanut butter is gone? :huh:

WHo said anything about the ass and penut butter.

I draw the line at doing things concerning the dog.

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Melon Master

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▫ May 28 2006, 07:27 Post #20

QUOTE(diane26)

WHo said anything about the ass and penut butter.

I draw the line at doing things concerning the dog.

Be's just jealous because you haven't been showing him enough love...

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