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Double D's
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▫ May 28 2006, 07:45 Post #21
QUOTE(evade20)
Be's just jealous because you haven't been showing him enough love... :lol:   :lol:

Hmmmm I think you got that backwards :lol:
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D Cup
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▫ May 29 2006, 21:08 Post #22
QUOTE(diane26)
Hmmmm I think you got that backwards :lol:


Bam! :lol:
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▫ May 30 2006, 16:27 Post #23
QUOTE(diane26)
Maybe if you are like this there is a reason you aint getting none :haha:


Who said anything about not getting any just always need more! :bonerfied: :P
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Double D's
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▫ Jun 1 2006, 10:59 Post #24
QUOTE(diane26)
Ill tell you what I am about to put the shock collar on him and sapping his ass if he dont SHUT UP already,.

Look, I feel for ya with the noise but if you breed dogs then you should recognize this is going to come with the territory. Especially if you have a male and female in the same house.

Otherwise you should have had her spayed or him neutered.

I just have seen too many unwanted animals in my days and what happens to too many of them is unforgiveable.
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Melon Master
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▫ Jun 1 2006, 17:44 Post #25
QUOTE(paybarraman)
Look, I feel for ya with the noise but if you breed dogs then you should recognize this is going to come with the territory.  Especially if you have a male and female in the same house.

Otherwise you should have had her spayed or him neutered.

I just have seen too many unwanted animals in my days and what happens to too many of them is unforgiveable.


I agree, but I don't want to open THAT can of worms.
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▫ Jun 1 2006, 19:08 Post #26
QUOTE(paybarraman)
Look, I feel for ya with the noise but if you breed dogs then you should recognize this is going to come with the territory.  Especially if you have a male and female in the same house.

Otherwise you should have had her spayed or him neutered.

I just have seen too many unwanted animals in my days and what happens to too many of them is unforgiveable.

Pay with all due respect I am a huge animal lover, I would NEVER harm an animal or not take care of them. I breed my begals never delt with all this cause he was allowed to get with the female.

I didnt know the boys get like this to this extent when there is a female in the home in heat they cant have. was something new I had never dealt with before.

Now I know and we plan on having the Lab spayed so it wont be an issue.

None of my animals are unwanted and I didnt breed my beagles for profit they all went to good homes and I turned away two people because I didnt think they knew what they were getting into so thanks for the concern.

My whole post was about how bad dogs get when they want some sex and how men think they got it bad.

Not everyone breeds for profit and in bad conditions and is running puppy mills. Some of us truly do care about the animals, all of them.

I love animals more than I love most people.
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▫ Jun 2 2006, 18:35 Post #27
I've felt like whinning lately in frustration. I've been so fucking horny all day long for like the past three days. And everyday I take care of business and last night hubby and I's session was one for the books but the horniness just won't go away. Even my dreams are more sexual than usual. I had three cocks to suck on and porn in the dream I had this morning. I guess eating healthier has some interesting side effects. I've been sort-of dieting. No junk food at all except twice a week and no drinking except twice a week. LOTS of vegetables, water, cranberry juice some protein and watching how much bread and pasta I eat. I'm so sick of vegies let me tell ya. Hopefully I start to see results in a couple of months. :2thumbsup:
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▫ Jun 2 2006, 19:08 Post #28
QUOTE(natalie)
I've felt like whinning lately in frustration. I've been so fucking horny all day long for like the past three days. And everyday I take care of business and last night hubby and I's session was one for the books but the horniness just won't go away. Even my dreams are more sexual than usual. I had three cocks to suck on and porn in the dream I had this morning. I guess eating healthier has some interesting side effects. I've been sort-of dieting. No junk food at all except twice a week and no drinking except twice a week. LOTS of vegetables, water, cranberry juice some protein and watching how much bread and pasta I eat. I'm so sick of vegies let me tell ya. Hopefully I start to see results in a couple of months. :2thumbsup:


maybe taking a photo-journal of your horniness and the methods you go to alleviate it would help you deal with this "problem".

good job on the healthy eating part though!
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▫ Jun 2 2006, 20:37 Post #29
QUOTE(natalie)
I've felt like whinning lately in frustration. I've been so fucking horny all day long for like the past three days. And everyday I take care of business and last night hubby and I's session was one for the books but the horniness just won't go away. Even my dreams are more sexual than usual. I had three cocks to suck on and porn in the dream I had this morning. I guess eating healthier has some interesting side effects. I've been sort-of dieting. No junk food at all except twice a week and no drinking except twice a week. LOTS of vegetables, water, cranberry juice some protein and watching how much bread and pasta I eat. I'm so sick of vegies let me tell ya. Hopefully I start to see results in a couple of months. :2thumbsup:

Nat if you are wanting to tone up and loose weight up your protein most importantly, Veggies and good carbs as in Fruit.

if you want to know more just IM me and I can get into more details but the protein and healthy carbs and good fats is the way to go.
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▫ Jun 2 2006, 20:38 Post #30
QUOTE(natalie)
I've felt like whinning lately in frustration. I've been so fucking horny all day long for like the past three days. And everyday I take care of business and last night hubby and I's session was one for the books but the horniness just won't go away. Even my dreams are more sexual than usual. I had three cocks to suck on and porn in the dream I had this morning. I guess eating healthier has some interesting side effects. I've been sort-of dieting. No junk food at all except twice a week and no drinking except twice a week. LOTS of vegetables, water, cranberry juice some protein and watching how much bread and pasta I eat. I'm so sick of vegies let me tell ya. Hopefully I start to see results in a couple of months. :2thumbsup:

Oh and with the hornyness it's funny cause the husband is ALWAYS horny no matter what he always wants it well he has been working super hard lately on the house and we both been sick and stressed but now that I need it he can hardly make it. He is so sore and tired and I am like POUND ONE OUT HON, poor guy but figures when I really want it he is damn near broken.
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▫ Jun 3 2006, 02:02 Post #31
QUOTE(natalie)
I've felt like whinning lately in frustration. I've been so fucking horny all day long for like the past three days. And everyday I take care of business and last night hubby and I's session was one for the books but the horniness just won't go away. Even my dreams are more sexual than usual. I had three cocks to suck on and porn in the dream I had this morning. I guess eating healthier has some interesting side effects. I've been sort-of dieting. No junk food at all except twice a week and no drinking except twice a week. LOTS of vegetables, water, cranberry juice some protein and watching how much bread and pasta I eat. I'm so sick of vegies let me tell ya. Hopefully I start to see results in a couple of months. :2thumbsup:

mmmmmmmmm :bonerfied: :bonerfied:
*remembering 3 hour fuck fest that occured last nite!!!!!*
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▫ Jun 6 2006, 20:22 Post #32
QUOTE(numba1fan)
mmmmmmmmm :bonerfied:   :bonerfied:
*remembering 3 hour fuck fest that occured last nite!!!!!*


She said she's sick of eating veggies......but does she bring them to bed :huh:

:P
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▫ Jun 6 2006, 20:49 Post #33
QUOTE(natalie)
are you saying you don't give your husband any when he's whinning and running in circles? Or do you fuck him to shut him up? :lol:   :nahnah:

i just wanna fuck him. dont care what the reason is. whinning an running in circles would just get it done faster...then the shock collar...i'd be done before we started!
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▫ Jun 6 2006, 20:50 Post #34
QUOTE(diane26)
Pay with all due respect I am a huge animal lover, I would NEVER harm an animal or not take care of them. I breed my begals never delt with all this cause he was allowed to get with the female.

I didnt know the boys get like this to this extent when there is a female in the home in heat they cant have. was something new I had never dealt with before.

Now I know and we plan on having the Lab spayed so it wont be an issue.

None of my animals are unwanted and I didnt breed my beagles for profit they all went to good homes and I turned away two people because I didnt think they knew what they were getting into so thanks for the concern.

My whole post was about how bad dogs get when they want some sex and how men think they got it bad.

Not everyone breeds for profit and in bad conditions and is running puppy mills. Some of us truly do care about the animals, all of them.

I love animals more than I love most people.

i love animals too. i married one. hes kinda like an english bulldog.
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▫ Jun 6 2006, 20:50 Post #35
QUOTE(boanna)
i just wanna fuck him. dont care what the reason is.  whinning an running in circles would just get it done faster...then the shock collar...i'd be done before we started!


Hey, I'm here to help anytime you need it ;)
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▫ Jun 6 2006, 20:51 Post #36
QUOTE(natalie)
I've felt like whinning lately in frustration. I've been so fucking horny all day long for like the past three days. And everyday I take care of business and last night hubby and I's session was one for the books but the horniness just won't go away. Even my dreams are more sexual than usual. I had three cocks to suck on and porn in the dream I had this morning. I guess eating healthier has some interesting side effects. I've been sort-of dieting. No junk food at all except twice a week and no drinking except twice a week. LOTS of vegetables, water, cranberry juice some protein and watching how much bread and pasta I eat. I'm so sick of vegies let me tell ya. Hopefully I start to see results in a couple of months. :2thumbsup:

well this means its time you start playing around the back door natalie!
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▫ Jun 6 2006, 20:51 Post #37
QUOTE(Gnappster)
maybe taking a photo-journal of your horniness and the methods you go to alleviate it would help you deal with this "problem".

good job on the healthy eating part though!

u never miss a chance to see some pics do ya!
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▫ Jun 6 2006, 20:52 Post #38
QUOTE(countryboy11)
Hey, I'm here to help anytime you need it ;)

i know u are!
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▫ Jun 6 2006, 20:54 Post #39
QUOTE(boanna)
i know u are!

hmmm...well maybe i need to play hard-to get, lol
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▫ Jun 6 2006, 21:12 Post #40
QUOTE(countryboy11)
hmmm...well maybe i need to play hard-to get, lol

it helps. cause the one hard to get are the ones i chase the most!

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