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▫ Aug 22 2011, 18:05 Post #1701
QUOTE(Lynette)
Was at a Japanese day spa over the weekend with a few girlfriends and friends of theirs. At one point we all got into a small hot pool together naked. A couple of nice compliments came my way, but I was more distracted by one of the women. She had to have the wierdest pair of boobs I've ever seen. I would guess that she was about 5'4", 135lbs, 30 yreas old, and more than likely a LARGE double D at the very least. Her tits hung from the high point on her chest as if they were large socks that were overfilled with something at the bottom of the foot (like two hanging things with large grapefruits at the bottom. He nipples pointed straight down to the floor with areols the size of a bar coaster. The nipples were the length and girth of half of one of my thumbs. They were VERY dark as well (which looked odd because she was a "natural blond"). She was slightly thick, but not really overweight. She had never had children or nursed, so I'm really puzzeled how her tits could possibly have gotten so abnormal looking. Does anyone else remember coming into contact with odd looking boobs?


awww brings back memories of National Geographic pics.... Those girls were HOTTT!

just kidding :ph34r:
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▫ Aug 22 2011, 20:54 Post #1702
QUOTE(UncleBuck)
awww brings back memories of National Geographic pics.... Those girls were HOTTT!
just kidding :ph34r:

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Looking at those African tribes women again...eh UB? :ph34r:
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▫ Aug 22 2011, 20:58 Post #1703
QUOTE(Lynette)
Was at a Japanese day spa over the weekend with a few girlfriends and friends of theirs. At one point we all got into a small hot pool together naked. A couple of nice compliments came my way, but I was more distracted by one of the women. She had to have the wierdest pair of boobs I've ever seen. I would guess that she was about 5'4", 135lbs, 30 yreas old, and more than likely a LARGE double D at the very least. Her tits hung from the high point on her chest as if they were large socks that were overfilled with something at the bottom of the foot (like two hanging things with large grapefruits at the bottom. He nipples pointed straight down to the floor with areols the size of a bar coaster. The nipples were the length and girth of half of one of my thumbs. They were VERY dark as well (which looked odd because she was a "natural blond"). She was slightly thick, but not really overweight. She had never had children or nursed, so I'm really puzzeled how her tits could possibly have gotten so abnormal looking. Does anyone else remember coming into contact with odd looking boobs?


Maybe she's been jumping rope and jumping on a trampoleen braless since she was a little girl.... :ph34r: :ph34r:
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▫ Aug 22 2011, 21:18 Post #1704
QUOTE(evade20)
:roflmao:   :roflmao:   :roflmao:

Looking at those African tribes women again...eh UB?    :ph34r:


I get a bit of a chubby just thinking of the good old days
:shuwks:
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▫ Aug 23 2011, 00:13 Post #1705
QUOTE(UncleBuck)
awww brings back memories of National Geographic pics.... Those girls were HOTTT!
just kidding :ph34r:

[B]Nope! I know the kind of pictures in National Geographic you guys are talking about. These were something WAY different. They weren't just hanging with no volumn to them. It was almost like she'd gotten implants at a very early age and the skin became like elastic, but with a big DD ball of silicone at the bottom instead of up high where it belonged. It was like "breasts from space". Her nipples were so huge, I'm sure no babys mouth could ever stretch around them.It was just too bad too. She was really pretty. But, it got got me thinking about whether anyone here had ever seen some strange looking ones. Even the wierdest ones here on the board look normal in comparison to hers.
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▫ Aug 23 2011, 02:27 Post #1706
QUOTE(Lynette)
[B]Nope! I know the kind of pictures in National Geographic you guys are talking about. These were something WAY different. They weren't just hanging with no volumn to them. It was almost like she'd gotten implants at a very early age and the skin became like elastic, but with a big DD ball of silicone at the bottom instead of up high where it belonged. It was like "breasts from space". Her nipples were so huge, I'm sure no babys mouth could ever stretch around them.It was just too bad too. She was really pretty. But, it got got me thinking about whether anyone here had ever seen some strange looking ones. Even the wierdest ones here on the board look normal in comparison to hers.


What? No pics? :unsure: :blink:
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▫ Aug 23 2011, 13:18 Post #1707
QUOTE(Lynette)
[B]Nope! I know the kind of pictures in National Geographic you guys are talking about. These were something WAY different. They weren't just hanging with no volumn to them. It was almost like she'd gotten implants at a very early age and the skin became like elastic, but with a big DD ball of silicone at the bottom instead of up high where it belonged. It was like "breasts from space". Her nipples were so huge, I'm sure no babys mouth could ever stretch around them.It was just too bad too. She was really pretty. But, it got got me thinking about whether anyone here had ever seen some strange looking ones. Even the wierdest ones here on the board look normal in comparison to hers.


Sounds to me like a lifelong braless person
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▫ Aug 24 2011, 03:04 Post #1708
QUOTE(ddd35)
Sounds to me like a lifelong braless person


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Over the shoulders and on the floor! :blink: :blink: :ph34r:
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▫ Aug 25 2011, 15:06 Post #1709
QUOTE(evade20)
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Over the shoulders and on the floor!   :blink:   :blink:   :ph34r:


LOL
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▫ Aug 25 2011, 15:35 Post #1710
QUOTE(Lynette)
Does anyone else remember coming into contact with odd looking boobs?


hehe, once. There was this girl dancing at a one of the higher end gentlemens club. She was small, petite, weighed all of 98 lbs soaking wet, had very pretty nipples, but something just wasn't right about her boobs when I got her in the VIP room and actually got to handle the equipment. She was a fake D cup, I assuming she must have skimped on her boob job. Rather than have the implant behind the muscle, she opted for the implant in her breasts. wow...ohhh...wow.. Looked so wrong and felt so wrong. Like your analogy, it felt like a silicone pad inside of a skin "breast sock".

Going back to your nipple analogy, I don't know what to say, some women have very large areolas. Take Christine Dolce "Forbidden" for example, pretty blonde, fake DD tits and large areolas!
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▫ Aug 30 2011, 00:44 Post #1711
Yeah, I know what you mean. There's a lot of big, hanging titties with hardly any volumn around. There's big fat ones that aren't especially great looking (even on the boards here on this site). Someone once said that there are no two racks exactly alike (kind of like finger prints). I'm inclined to agree with that statement. I've seen A LOT of women topless and I really can't remember any looking like another. Guess that's what's known as variety. Spice of life? Huh?
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▫ Aug 30 2011, 01:39 Post #1712
QUOTE(Lynette)
Yeah, I know what you mean. There's a lot of big, hanging titties with hardly any volumn around. There's big fat ones that aren't especially great looking (even on the boards here on this site). Someone once said that there are no two racks exactly alike (kind of like finger prints). I'm inclined to agree with that statement. I've seen A LOT of women topless and I really can't remember any looking like another. Guess that's what's known as variety. Spice of life? Huh?


Variety is the spice of life! :niceones: :niceones: :2thumbsup:
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▫ Sep 14 2011, 22:56 Post #1713
I've had a pretty full day so far. Breakfast out with friends, then some clothes shopping, then a business lunch. Just got home, threw off all my clothes, poured myself a drink, put on a porn movie, and now have gotten sufficiently horny. Anyone ever done this before too? Am signing off to get good and gratified. ;o)
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▫ Sep 15 2011, 00:57 Post #1714
QUOTE(Lynette)
I've had a pretty full day so far. Breakfast out with friends, then some clothes shopping, then a business lunch. Just got home, threw off all my clothes, poured myself a drink, put on a porn movie, and now have gotten sufficiently horny. Anyone ever done this before too? Am signing off to get good and gratified. ;o)


Go ahead and Jill-off, Babe. You deserve it!!!! :2thumbsup:
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▫ Sep 15 2011, 10:48 Post #1715
QUOTE(Lynette)
I've had a pretty full day so far. Breakfast out with friends, then some clothes shopping, then a business lunch. Just got home, threw off all my clothes, poured myself a drink, put on a porn movie, and now have gotten sufficiently horny. Anyone ever done this before too? Am signing off to get good and gratified. ;o)


Hope it was good :P
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▫ Sep 15 2011, 21:32 Post #1716
That sounds like a killer idea maybe today will be my turn to release the demons
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▫ Sep 15 2011, 22:00 Post #1717
QUOTE(stackedmom)
That sounds like a killer idea maybe today will be my turn to release the demons


Do tell with pics.... :P :drama: :drama: :drama: :drama:
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▫ Sep 15 2011, 23:51 Post #1718
QUOTE(evade20)
Do tell with pics.... :P   :drama:   :drama:   :drama:   :drama:


only if lyn sends me pics of her doing it :kisses:
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▫ Sep 16 2011, 01:42 Post #1719
QUOTE(stackedmom)
only if lyn sends me pics of her doing it? :kisses:


There is a challenge... :drama: :drama: :drama:
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▫ Sep 16 2011, 10:54 Post #1720
QUOTE(stackedmom)
only if lyn sends me pics of her doing it  :kisses:


Oustanding idea :2thumbsup:

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