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▫ May 1 2006, 19:25 Post #21
QUOTE(Gnappster)
It's like a genocide, except with sperm. You could even call it a spermacide hahahahahaha.
What you don't know could filla book  :P

HAHAHA yeah spermacide. :roflmao: :roflmao: I will be like the hitler of sperm :ph34r:
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▫ May 1 2006, 19:26 Post #22
I see weirdos! :ph34r:
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▫ May 1 2006, 19:28 Post #23
:P
QUOTE(natalie)
I see weirdos! :ph34r:

I told you that you spend way to much time in the mirror :P
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▫ May 1 2006, 19:30 Post #24
QUOTE(diane26)
:P
I told you that you spend way to much time in the mirror :P


BAM!
(I never thought diane would warrant one of those haha) :P
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▫ May 1 2006, 19:32 Post #25
QUOTE(natalie)
Don't worry and get used to it. Kids make you forget a lot of things like what free time was like.  :lol:


OMG, I took Thursday and Friday off from work so that I could spend time with my wife and Baby. We experienced zero free time. She was seriously "fussy" this weekend so I joked that all she was doing was ensuring that she was going to be an only child! Lack of sex, lack of enthusiasm to do this again...
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▫ May 1 2006, 19:50 Post #26
QUOTE(Gnappster)
BAM!
(I never thought diane would warrant one of those haha)  :P

Bondi gave me one before
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▫ May 1 2006, 19:54 Post #27
QUOTE(jokermuss)
OMG, I took Thursday and Friday off from work so that I could spend time with my wife and Baby.  We experienced zero free time.  She was seriously "fussy" this weekend so I joked that all she was doing was ensuring that she was going to be an only child!  Lack of sex, lack of enthusiasm to do this again...

You wait to have the next one until this one is like 3 or 4 it makes life SO MUCH EASIER.

When I had my second things were pretty easy, one my oldest wanted to help a lot so that was a nice it was also my husbands first biological baby my oldest was already 2 when we got togehter so he helped out a lot as well since it was new for him and all that, but I had my third when the middle one was almost 2 one month shy of being 2 and that was hard.

My oldest no longer liked babies LOL my middle one didn't like it and the husband it wasn't new for him anymore so it was like I was on my own a single mom with him not to mention no family and no sitters so it was very overwhelming.
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▫ May 1 2006, 20:05 Post #28
QUOTE(diane26)
You wait to have the next one until this one is like 3 or 4 it makes life SO MUCH EASIER.

When I had my second things were pretty easy, one my oldest wanted to help a lot so that was a nice it was also my husbands first biological baby my oldest was already 2 when we got togehter so he helped out a lot as well since it was new for him and all that, but I had my third when the middle one was almost 2 one month shy of being 2 and that was hard.

My oldest no longer liked babies LOL my middle one didn't like it and the husband it wasn't new for him anymore so it was like I was on my own a single mom with him not to mention no family and no sitters so it was very overwhelming.


I am the youngest of 7. And my dad did NOTHING around the house. He provided us a nice living, that I will give him. So, I try to do everything he never helped with. I cook every meal we eat, I do laundry, and I share in the baby related duties.

Thanks for advice
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▫ May 1 2006, 20:21 Post #29
QUOTE(jokermuss)
I am the youngest of 7.  And my dad did NOTHING around the house.  He provided us a nice living, that I will give him.  So, I try to do everything he never helped with.  I cook every meal we eat, I do laundry, and I share in the baby related duties. 

Thanks for advice

Do you have a brother like you?? :o

Actually as of recently my husband has been helping a lot as well, but damn if I didn't have that for the past 8 years.

My dad gave us a nice life as well when we lived with him but he was never there emotionally or did much to help my step mom either she was on her own with three older children that werent even hers.
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▫ May 1 2006, 20:38 Post #30
QUOTE(jokermuss)
OMG, I took Thursday and Friday off from work so that I could spend time with my wife and Baby.  We experienced zero free time.  She was seriously "fussy" this weekend so I joked that all she was doing was ensuring that she was going to be an only child!  Lack of sex, lack of enthusiasm to do this again...

Usually I take off of work just so I can whore around here. I guess people have different priorities out in philli
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▫ May 1 2006, 20:52 Post #31
QUOTE(diane26)
Do you have a brother like you?? :o

Actually as of recently my husband has been helping a lot as well, but damn if I didn't have that for the past 8 years.

My dad gave us a nice life as well when we lived with him but he was never there emotionally or did much to help my step mom either she was on her own with three older children that werent even hers.


I have 2 older brother that are my role models, they are to blame for the way I am! :)

I am not an attractive enough guy not to help out. If I didn't do those things I think my wife would look over at me in the middle of Greys Anatomy and say "Thy the fuck am I with you?" :unsure:
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▫ May 2 2006, 01:13 Post #32
QUOTE(jokermuss)
I have 2 older brother that are my role models, they are to blame for the way I am! :)

I am not an attractive enough guy not to help out.  If I didn't do those things I think my wife would look over at me in the middle of Greys Anatomy and say "Thy the fuck am I with you?" :unsure:

I love greys anatomy
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▫ May 2 2006, 03:46 Post #33
QUOTE(diane26)
I love greys anatomy


it is a great. very well written IMO.
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▫ May 2 2006, 04:20 Post #34
QUOTE(jokermuss)
it is a great.  very well written IMO.

I agree I been hooked since the first show.
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▫ May 2 2006, 17:25 Post #35
QUOTE(diane26)
:P
I told you that you spend way to much time in the mirror :P


Yeah well it's the only way I can keep an eye on Bobaloo when he's stalking me. you know, the way you listen to hear the rustle of the garbage cans and know Bondi's out there. :ph34r:
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▫ May 2 2006, 17:36 Post #36
QUOTE(jokermuss)
I have 2 older brother that are my role models, they are to blame for the way I am! :)

I am not an attractive enough guy not to help out.  If I didn't do those things I think my wife would look over at me in the middle of Greys Anatomy and say "Thy the fuck am I with you?" :unsure:


My wife loves that show, and strangely I could see her saying the same thing lol.
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▫ May 2 2006, 19:27 Post #37
QUOTE(Gnappster)
My wife loves that show, and strangely I could see her saying the same thing lol.


They keep us on our toes, eh Gnappster!
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▫ May 2 2006, 20:02 Post #38
QUOTE(natalie)
Yeah well it's the only way I can keep an eye on Bobaloo when he's stalking me. you know, the way you listen to hear the rustle of the garbage cans and know Bondi's out there. :ph34r:

:nahnah:
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▫ May 2 2006, 20:22 Post #39
QUOTE(natalie)
Yeah well it's the only way I can keep an eye on Bobaloo when he's stalking me. you know, the way you listen to hear the rustle of the garbage cans and know Bondi's out there. :ph34r:

Now that is funny :lol: true, but funny. :wink:

I'll see you around Natalie, if you know what I mean.

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