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B Cup

Member No.: 14995 Posts: 168 Joined: 04/2006

▫ Apr 26 2006, 17:32 Post #1

What to say? I am a 33 year old male from the greater Philly area. I, like many, was amazed when I witnesses the tremendous beauties on this site.

I have a regualr 9-5 in marketing, MBA from Penn State. I refuse to grow up so I still play competitve Ice Hockey in a men's league. Golf, fish, ski...

Love Philly sports teams.

I appreciate real breasts vs fake ones.

I have fallen in love so many times already on this site.

I am an open book, if there is anything anyone might want to know.

D Cup

Member No.: 13587 Posts: 1,642 Joined: 02/2006

▫ Apr 26 2006, 18:15 Post #2

Welcome!

I would post a pic for you but we've had alot of newbies start 411's here and I haven't posted a pic in theirs. There's only so many boobie pictures I can take at a time ya know. If you have a fave at all let me know and I'll stick it in here. That goes for everyone. :flashboobs:

:flashboobs:

B Cup

Member No.: 14995 Posts: 168 Joined: 04/2006

▫ Apr 26 2006, 18:20 Post #3

QUOTE(natalie)

Welcome!

I would post a pic for you but we've had alot of newbies start 411's here and I haven't posted a pic in theirs. There's only so many boobie pictures I can take at a time ya know. If you have a fave at all let me know and I'll stick it in here. That goes for everyone. :flashboobs:

:flashboobs:

My favorite? How to choose, "Hanging Out" is spectacular. But, "Feeling Blue" gives a great display of your wonderful body. Similar store in "Wanna Lick" - gorgeous face and the tongue shows a level of enthusiasm that any guy would love!

Anywho, I appreciate the welcome. Even if you come from the city where the Oilers of 1985 & 1987 beat the Flyers and broke a young boys heart!

D Cup

Member No.: 13587 Posts: 1,642 Joined: 02/2006

▫ Apr 26 2006, 18:29 Post #4

QUOTE(jokermuss)

My favorite? How to choose, "Hanging Out" is spectacular. But, "Feeling Blue" gives a great display of your wonderful body. Similar store in "Wanna Lick" - gorgeous face and the tongue shows a level of enthusiasm that any guy would love!

Anywho, I appreciate the welcome. Even if you come from the city where the Oilers of 1985 & 1987 beat the Flyers and broke a young boys heart!

Ah fuck the only reason I'm cheering for the Oilers is that a) Canucks didn't make it and

It makes things busier at the pub where I work. :drinkup:

:drinkup:

Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Apr 26 2006, 18:31 Post #5

wow member number 14,995. We need the member counter up again so I can see when we top 15,000.

Oh yeah and welcome aboard. I always think it's funny when Americans call it ice hockey as in Canada it's just hockey. But potato, potawto.

B Cup

Member No.: 14995 Posts: 168 Joined: 04/2006

▫ Apr 26 2006, 18:34 Post #6

QUOTE(natalie)

Ah fuck the only reason I'm cheering for the Oilers is that a) Canucks didn't make it and

It makes things busier at the pub where I work. :drinkup:

:drinkup:

A Canucks fan eh? They broke my heart too, when they lost the Rangers! God, I hate the Rangers!

The Canucks should have a better team, the Sedin twins and a group of good yong players.

My flyers are down 2-0, so I may have to find a 2nd team to root for.

D Cup

Member No.: 13587 Posts: 1,642 Joined: 02/2006

▫ Apr 26 2006, 18:36 Post #7

QUOTE(jokermuss)

A Canucks fan eh? They broke my heart too, when they lost the Rangers! God, I hate the Rangers!

The Canucks should have a better team, the Sedin twins and a group of good yong players.

My flyers are down 2-0, so I may have to find a 2nd team to root for.

Every stinking year it seems like the same thing.....injuries, injuries, injuries. It fucks up the whole season for them. Either that or they suck in the beginning, are great in the middle and then barely hang at the end. :bang:

:bang:

B Cup

Member No.: 14995 Posts: 168 Joined: 04/2006

▫ Apr 26 2006, 18:43 Post #8

QUOTE(natalie)

Every stinking year it seems like the same thing.....injuries, injuries, injuries. It fucks up the whole season for them. Either that or they suck in the beginning, are great in the middle and then barely hang at the end. :bang:

:bang:

Ahh that's where beer and beautiful women come in. Few things can make forget a heartbreaking loss by my favorite teams.

C Cup

Member No.: 10581 Posts: 620 Joined: 09/2005

▫ Apr 27 2006, 15:00 Post #9

Welcome!! Glad you could join us!

Double D's

Member No.: 12556 Posts: 3,164 Joined: 01/2006

▫ Apr 27 2006, 17:11 Post #10

B Cup

Member No.: 14995 Posts: 168 Joined: 04/2006

▫ May 1 2006, 18:01 Post #11

I should also include that my wife and I had our first baby a month ago, a little girl. She is already the love of my life!

D Cup

Member No.: 13587 Posts: 1,642 Joined: 02/2006

▫ May 1 2006, 18:38 Post #12

QUOTE(jokermuss)

I should also include that my wife and I had our first baby a month ago, a little girl. She is already the love of my life!

Congrats!

:drinkup:

B Cup

Member No.: 14995 Posts: 168 Joined: 04/2006

▫ May 1 2006, 18:45 Post #13

QUOTE(natalie)

Congrats!

:drinkup:

Thank you very much, Nat. It's amazing that I forgot to mention it, when clearly it is the biggest thing that has EVER happened in my life.

Double D's

Member No.: 12556 Posts: 3,164 Joined: 01/2006

▫ May 1 2006, 18:50 Post #14

QUOTE(jokermuss)

I should also include that my wife and I had our first baby a month ago, a little girl. She is already the love of my life!

I am jealous a little girl?? I bet she is a doll, I have decided that I am going to have a sperm sort done on my husbands sperm and I am gonna have a little girl too. :ph34r:

:ph34r:

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▫ May 1 2006, 18:58 Post #15

QUOTE(diane26)

I am jealous a little girl?? I bet she is a doll, I have decided that I am going to have a sperm sort done on my husbands sperm and I am gonna have a little girl too. :ph34r:

:ph34r:

That's funny that you say that. My wife wanted a girl so badly that she purchased a book or two that pledged to help you "decide" the sex of you baby. Seemed like a lot of rubbish to me, but I went along and we had a little girl.

She is my little angel. Although, she has turned my world upside down in a hurry.

D Cup

Member No.: 13587 Posts: 1,642 Joined: 02/2006

▫ May 1 2006, 19:01 Post #16

QUOTE(jokermuss)

Thank you very much, Nat. It's amazing that I forgot to mention it, when clearly it is the biggest thing that has EVER happened in my life.

Don't worry and get used to it. Kids make you forget a lot of things like what free time was like.

Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ May 1 2006, 19:08 Post #17

QUOTE(natalie)

Don't worry and get used to it. Kids make you forget a lot of things like what free time was like.

Amen sista!

Double D's

Member No.: 12556 Posts: 3,164 Joined: 01/2006

▫ May 1 2006, 19:16 Post #18

QUOTE(jokermuss)

That's funny that you say that. My wife wanted a girl so badly that she purchased a book or two that pledged to help you "decide" the sex of you baby. Seemed like a lot of rubbish to me, but I went along and we had a little girl.

She is my little angel. Although, she has turned my world upside down in a hurry.

Yeah I looked into a lot of natural methods and with 3 boys already I aint taking the chance so I will just have all the boy sperm eliminated

Double D's

Member No.: 12556 Posts: 3,164 Joined: 01/2006

▫ May 1 2006, 19:17 Post #19

QUOTE(Gnappster)

Amen sista!

:puke:

didn't know there was verbal incest going on around here.

Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ May 1 2006, 19:19 Post #20

QUOTE(diane26)

Yeah I looked into a lot of natural methods and with 3 boys already I aint taking the chance so I will just have all the boy sperm eliminated

It's like a genocide, except with sperm. You could even call it a spermacide hahahahahaha.

QUOTE(diane26)

:puke:

didn't know there was verbal incest going on around here.

What you don't know could filla book

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