If You Could Have Sex With A Famous Person...

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▫ Apr 19 2006, 18:23 Post #1

Actors, actresses, politicians, captains of industry, models, etc. Who is your fatasy fuck? And, how do you see yourself doing them?

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▫ Apr 19 2006, 18:39 Post #2

QUOTE(Lynette)

Actors, actresses, politicians, captains of industry, models, etc. Who is your fatasy fuck? And, how do you see yourself doing them?

Dr. Ruth,
She could teach me all the secrets and make a even better lover than I allready am

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▫ Apr 19 2006, 18:57 Post #3

QUOTE(UncleBuck)

Dr. Ruth, she could teach me all the secrets and make a even better lover than I allready am

Good answer!!!

I'd go for Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jessica Alba and Jennifer Garner, and... I could go on and on, but I'd start there

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▫ Apr 19 2006, 19:59 Post #4

This has kind of been done before but I'll bite. The only celebrity I am really attracted to is Reese Witherspoon. She seems about perfect. Sure lots of other celebs are "hot" but they seem WAY too high maintenace and I don't find them overly attractive. Sure I wouldn't say no to having sex with them but it's not like I lust after them.
Female althletes on the other hand, there are LOTS I would love to get it on with.

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▫ Apr 19 2006, 20:04 Post #5

QUOTE(Gnappster)

This has kind of been done before but I'll bite. The only celebrity I am really attracted to is Reese Witherspoon. She seems about perfect. Sure lots of other celebs are "hot" but they seem WAY too high maintenace and I don't find them overly attractive. Sure I wouldn't say no to having sex with them but it's not like I lust after them.
Female althletes on the other hand, there are LOTS I would love to get it on with.

oooh, athletes. I've got a thing for pretty much all gymnasts and ice-skaters. Wait, allow me to rephrase that before the burns start flying. I've got a thing for pretty much all FEMALE gymnasts and ice-skaters. Maybe it's because they're so young :unsure:

. They haven't learned that a guy like me would probably just make them miserable. So ice-skaters, gymnasts, and Mia Hamm too.

Reese Witherspoon is one hot little number too. She was awesome in walk the line. I loved her voice in that movie. I read some interviews with her. She's quite the little wifey too.

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▫ Apr 19 2006, 20:07 Post #6

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

oooh, athletes. I've got a thing for pretty much all gymnasts and ice-skaters. Wait, allow me to rephrase that before the burns start flying. I've got a thing for pretty much all FEMALE gymnasts and ice-skaters. Maybe it's because they're so young :unsure:

. They haven't learned that a guy like me would probably just make them miserable. So ice-skaters, gymnasts, and Mia Hamm too.

Reese Witherspoon is one hot little number too. She was awesome in walk the line. I loved her voice in that movie. I read some interviews with her. She's quite the little wifey too.

yeah after her performance as June Carter, I wanted to nail her all the more.

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▫ Apr 19 2006, 20:10 Post #7

QUOTE(Gnappster)

yeah after her performance as June Carter, I wanted to nail her all the more.

Maybe you and I can woo her with our wit and simpsons knowledge :unsure:

most women are powerless against that kind of charm. She'd have to talk in her June Carter voice though, or I wouldn't be as interested.

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▫ Apr 19 2006, 20:42 Post #8

QUOTE(Lynette)

Actors, actresses, politicians, captains of industry, models, etc. Who is your fatasy fuck? And, how do you see yourself doing them?

I would choose Michelle Rodriguez from "Lost".

By the way, even though Reese Witherspoon is really cute, I saw an interview where she said that two-piece swimsuits are not allowed in her household. What the hell is that, and what does it foretell for a night with her?

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▫ Apr 19 2006, 20:48 Post #9

QUOTE(Isaac_Putin)

I would choose Michelle Rodriguez from "Lost".

By the way, even though Reese Witherspoon is really cute, I saw an interview where she said that two-piece swimsuits are not allowed in her household. What the hell is that, and what does it foretell for a night with her?

That she's sexually repressed and she's just bursting at the seams with tons of pent up sexual energy and she's probably in-fucking-sane in the sack. Pass on that all you want, cuz i'll be busy listening to her profess her love to me in that sexy June Carter voice, which of course would be muffled for one reason or another. :bj:

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▫ Apr 19 2006, 21:26 Post #10

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

That she's sexually repressed and she's just bursting at the seams with tons of pent up sexual energy and she's probably in-fucking-sane in the sack. Pass on that all you want, cuz i'll be busy listening to her profess her love to me in that sexy June Carter voice, which of course would be muffled for one reason or another. :bj:

Actually, you have a very good point. There is a prim and proper pop singer in Europe who had a squeaky-clean "pure as the driven snow" reputation. That is until a videotape got out -- of her with a married man. They literally did every position in the kama sutra and even invented a few new ones. It was better than any tape I ever rented.

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▫ Apr 19 2006, 21:43 Post #11

QUOTE(Isaac_Putin)

Actually, you have a very good point. There is a prim and proper pop singer in Europe who had a squeaky-clean "pure as the driven snow" reputation. That is until a videotape got out -- of her with a married man. They literally did every position in the kama sutra and even invented a few new ones. It was better than any tape I ever rented.

I know the video. It's damn hot!!! that girl wants it so bad she starts riding the dude's leg. insane video

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▫ Apr 19 2006, 22:13 Post #12

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

I know the video. It's damn hot!!! that girl wants it so bad she starts riding the dude's leg. insane video

We're talking about the same singer - Severina Vuckovic? Something like that? :2thumbsup:

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▫ Apr 19 2006, 22:19 Post #13

QUOTE(Isaac_Putin)

We're talking about the same singer - Severina Vuckovic? Something like that? :2thumbsup:

That's the one. If anyone's interested, search for croation pop star sex video and refine the search as needed. the video is all over the place for free download. If you're dying to see it and can't find it, let me know. I'll hook you up.

We're talking major :bonerfied:

with this video... if you can get through the whole thing.

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▫ Apr 19 2006, 23:05 Post #14

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

Good answer!!!

I'd go for Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jessica Alba and Jennifer Garner, and... I could go on and on, but I'd start there

Not famous!

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▫ Apr 19 2006, 23:06 Post #15

QUOTE(Gnappster)

This has kind of been done before but I'll bite. The only celebrity I am really attracted to is Reese Witherspoon. She seems about perfect. Sure lots of other celebs are "hot" but they seem WAY too high maintenace and I don't find them overly attractive. Sure I wouldn't say no to having sex with them but it's not like I lust after them.
Female althletes on the other hand, there are LOTS I would love to get it on with.

not an athlete! :bang:

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▫ Apr 19 2006, 23:06 Post #16

QUOTE(UncleBuck)

Dr. Ruth,
She could teach me all the secrets and make a even better lover than I allready am

She ain't the only one who could teach you a few things.

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▫ Apr 20 2006, 00:04 Post #17

QUOTE(natalie)

She ain't the only one who could teach you a few things.

You're very devilish aren't you Nat!?!

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▫ Apr 20 2006, 14:22 Post #18

QUOTE(natalie)

Not famous!

Well, you know, Natalie. I would have put you down at the top of that list, but I figured I'd have a better chance with Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jennifer Garner. You're too much of a little hottie to go for a guy like me.

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▫ Apr 20 2006, 19:22 Post #19

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

Well, you know, Natalie. I would have put you down at the top of that list, but I figured I'd have a better chance with Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jennifer Garner. You're too much of a little hottie to go for a guy like me.

for boanna, toss up for second place between kevin costner (but he has to be wearing his cowboy outfit), and troy aikman (has to be wearing his football uniform, or at least the helmet). first in line is this hunk of a man!

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▫ Apr 20 2006, 19:24 Post #20

QUOTE(boanna)

for boanna, toss up for second place between kevin costner (but he has to be wearing his cowboy outfit), and troy aikman (has to be wearing his football uniform, or at least the helmet). first in line is this hunk of a man!

God what would you do with all that hair? He'd be going down on you and keep chocking on his own hair. (Never trust a pirate)

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