If You Could Have Sex With A Famous Person...

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▫ Apr 20 2006, 19:27 Post #21

QUOTE(natalie)

God what would you do with all that hair? He'd be going down on you and keep chocking on his own hair. (Never trust a pirate)

the same thing he would do to me if i had long hair, drape all over his body, gettin it wet and sloppy! gotta love a pirate!

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▫ Apr 20 2006, 19:37 Post #22

QUOTE(Lynette)

Actors, actresses, politicians, captains of industry, models, etc. Who is your fatasy fuck? And, how do you see yourself doing them?

And Salma Hayek.

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▫ Apr 20 2006, 20:06 Post #23

QUOTE(boanna)

for boanna, toss up for second place between kevin costner (but he has to be wearing his cowboy outfit), and troy aikman (has to be wearing his football uniform, or at least the helmet). first in line is this hunk of a man!

arrrrrr matie.

(Oooh, I have a good one for the joke thread )

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▫ Apr 20 2006, 21:17 Post #24

QUOTE(Lynette)

Actors, actresses, politicians, captains of industry, models, etc. Who is your fatasy fuck? And, how do you see yourself doing them?

I would be willing to be the tasty white filling in a sandwich consisting of the following women:

Michelle Rodriguez:

Rosario Dawson:

Salma Hayek:

Kelly Hu:

Lucy Liu:

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▫ Apr 22 2006, 03:13 Post #25

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

Maybe it's because they're so young :unsure:

. They haven't learned that a guy like me would probably just make them miserable.

So age is nothing but a number for you? :huh:

You and Bondi will be fighting over the 12 year olds :haha:

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▫ Apr 22 2006, 03:21 Post #26

QUOTE(Isaac_Putin)

I would choose Michelle Rodriguez from "Lost".

By the way, even though Reese Witherspoon is really cute, I saw an interview where she said that two-piece swimsuits are not allowed in her household. What the hell is that, and what does it foretell for a night with her?

Anyone think of the possibility that maybe she just doesn't like swimsuits at all? :2thumbsup:

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▫ Apr 22 2006, 14:05 Post #27

QUOTE(belicked6924)

So age is nothing but a number for you? :huh:

You and Bondi will be fighting over the 12 year olds :haha:

Hey! she told me she was 13!

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▫ Apr 22 2006, 20:58 Post #28

QUOTE(Isaac_Putin)

I would be willing to be the tasty white filling in a sandwich consisting of the following women:

Michelle Rodriguez
Rosario Dawson
Salma Hayek
Kelly Hu
Lucy Liu

Very nice selection there Isaac :2thumbsup:

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▫ Apr 24 2006, 13:40 Post #29

QUOTE(Lynette)

Actors, actresses, politicians, captains of industry, models, etc. Who is your fatasy fuck? And, how do you see yourself doing them?

besides you and some select other women from around here...i'll have to think on that.

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▫ Apr 25 2006, 02:16 Post #30

LL Cool J is sexy as fuck! Even before he got this ripped. The way he licks his lips all the time is so sexy!

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▫ Apr 25 2006, 16:40 Post #31

I thought of another one today on the way to work.

Jenny McCarthy was on Howard Stern. She's a hottie. I used to be obsessed with her when Iw as around 19 or so. She still won't return my phone calls. Can't imagine why??? :unsure:

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▫ Apr 25 2006, 16:46 Post #32

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

I thought of another one today on the way to work.

Jenny McCarthy was on Howard Stern. She's a hottie. I used to be obsessed with her when Iw as around 19 or so. She still won't return my phone calls. Can't imagine why??? :unsure:

this is Jenny McCarthy getting all excited and wet after being in the tickle chair on the Howard Stern Show. This was from a couple months ago. She was on again today; she took a lie detector test because I guess she claimed she and Jenna Jameson got it on or something like that. I didn't get to hear the results cuz I had to get in to work. i was sitting in the car in the parking lot as long as I oculd, but I really had to get in to work. Okay. I'm done rambling now.

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Melon Master

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▫ Apr 25 2006, 16:51 Post #33

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

this is Jenny McCarthy getting all excited and wet after being in the tickle chair on the Howard Stern Show. This was from a couple months ago. She was on again today; she took a lie detector test because I guess she claimed she and Jenna Jameson got it on or something like that. I didn't get to hear the results cuz I had to get in to work. i was sitting in the car in the parking lot as long as I oculd, but I really had to get in to work. Okay. I'm done rambling now.

whoa! I don't get Howard Stern as i don't have satellite radio, but what is a tickle chair(i have a pretty good idea), and where do I get one like that for my home, with jenny mccarthy still attached.

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▫ Apr 25 2006, 16:55 Post #34

QUOTE(Gnappster)

whoa! I don't get Howard Stern as i don't have satellite radio, but what is a tickle chair(i have a pretty good idea), and where do I get one like that for my home, with jenny mccarthy still attached.

The Tickle Chair is well, a tickle chair. You strap hot girls in it (like JM) and tickle away. That show was one of the hottest performances I've listened to. TOo bad that was on regular radio and not to satellite. That one could hvae been super hot without censorship.

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▫ Apr 25 2006, 16:58 Post #35

You know, they also have other props there. The newest one is the sybian. That's right. The sybian people actually donated a sybian for use on the show. Jenna Jameson was the first girl ever to get off on it. Those bits are pretty hot as well. I've heard a few callers say they've almost gotten into accidents while listening to the show because it just gets so freakin' hot. i don't know if you're a HS fan, but he does have some pretty cool stuff going on. i think Canada just recently allowed HS channels to be broadcast over the canadian equipment. It was blocked out for the beginning of the show.

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Melon Master

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▫ Apr 25 2006, 17:02 Post #36

You can only get HS on satellite here, at least where I live. I can't believe they have a sybian and that JJ rode the mighty beast on air! I think I linked a video clip of a girl on a sybian in the sex talk section somewhere if people aren't sure what the hell one is.

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▫ Apr 25 2006, 17:46 Post #37

QUOTE(Gnappster)

You can only get HS on satellite here, at least where I live. I can't believe they have a sybian and that JJ rode the mighty beast on air! I think I linked a video clip of a girl on a sybian in the sex talk section somewhere if people aren't sure what the hell one is.

My post wasn't clear. Sorry. You can only get HS on satellite here also (except for what the pirates are spewing out for you entertainment) But when HS show began on satellite, the canadian equivalent to the FCC would not allow his show to be broadcast on Sirius Canada. Sirius basically had to disable his 2 channels on the canadian-based subscriptions. The are now allowing his channels to be broadcast, though.

If you go to http://www.howardstern.com you can navigate through and see still of really really really hot girls doing different things. among those images are pics of JJ riding the sybian... along with other girls who have ridden it.

There's one who wsa on it recently... I think Tera Patrick, and she's a hot broad. I didn't get to listen to taht riding experience, though.

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Melon Master

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▫ Apr 25 2006, 17:50 Post #38

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

My post wasn't clear. Sorry. You can only get HS on satellite here also (except for what the pirates are spewing out for you entertainment) But when HS show began on satellite, the canadian equivalent to the FCC would not allow his show to be broadcast on Sirius Canada. Sirius basically had to disable his 2 channels on the canadian-based subscriptions. The are now allowing his channels to be broadcast, though.

If you go to http://www.howardstern.com you can navigate through and see still of really really really hot girls doing different things. among those images are pics of JJ riding the sybian... along with other girls who have ridden it.

There's one who wsa on it recently... I think Tera Patrick, and she's a hot broad. I didn't get to listen to taht riding experience, though.

oohh tera patrick is pretty freakin hot. I gotta check this out.

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▫ May 3 2006, 14:27 Post #39

My most recent favorite would be Rhona Mitra.

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▫ May 4 2006, 04:13 Post #40

god brad pitt, hewitt, mmm lindsy lohan,

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