Yes, I was off getting married and honeymoonin' and stuff like that. I know it's going to take me a while to catch up around here and knock evade of his top 10 high horse, but i'll get to it.
Things got busy before the wedding so I missed out on a lot of cleverness I wanted to slap around here... namely a bachelor party thread. I thought it would be cool if I could have a bachelor party around here where the sexy ladies could post some love, perhaps with pics of them swinging around some poles or something like that. Hell, maybe I'll still create it. I may be married, but my eyeballs will forever be bachelors.
Okay. that's it for now. i've got to go look at some boobs.
Yes, I was off getting married and honeymoonin' and stuff like that. I know it's going to take me a while to catch up around here and knock evade of his top 10 high horse, but i'll get to it.
Things got busy before the wedding so I missed out on a lot of cleverness I wanted to slap around here... namely a bachelor party thread. I thought it would be cool if I could have a bachelor party around here where the sexy ladies could post some love, perhaps with pics of them swinging around some poles or something like that. Hell, maybe I'll still create it. I may be married, but my eyeballs will forever be bachelors.
Okay. that's it for now. i've got to go look at some boobs.
damn, you were gone that long? I thought it was two....three days tops
You haven't missed as much as usual as this place has been pretty slow lately but there are a few good surprises here and there.
And it's customary for dudes to post pics of their wive's breasts when they get married.
That is all®
damn, you were gone that long? I thought it was two....three days tops
You haven't missed as much as usual as this place has been pretty slow lately but there are a few good surprises here and there.
And it's customary for dudes to post pics of their wive's breasts when they get married.
That is all®
damn, you were gone that long? I thought it was two....three days tops
You haven't missed as much as usual as this place has been pretty slow lately but there are a few good surprises here and there.
And it's customary for dudes to post pics of their wive's breasts when they get married.
That is all®
Yeah I thought it was a week! haha
I was away most of this week and no one blinked an eye, although post numbers dropped by 50% haha
Congrats Bob on your marriage, I'll be a member of that club in 6 months
I was away most of this week and no one blinked an eye, although post numbers dropped by 50% haha
Congrats Bob on your marriage, I'll be a member of that club in 6 months
And Gnappy is right in regards to the customs....
Brother Bondi, what's happening?? Thanks for the congrats. It's a good club to be in and life is good. it's amazing how nice it is to relax a bit after the wedding and just take it all in and enjoy each others' company all over again. My wedding day did not go in a blur like most people said it would. We were both so calm and relaxed that everything just clicked in to place and we got to enjoy the whole day. We are still getting comments about how nice and fun our wedding was. the pics will be ready online in about a week or two... maybe I'll post the link if anyone cares. We did a lot of stuff that was different, so the pics will be pretty cool!
Word of advice to all who are getting married soon... Make sure you get your post-wedding blowjob from you new wife as soon as possible, just to set the precedent. You don't want her friends poisoning her with ridicuouls ideas that after the wedding oral isn't necessary. Worked for me!
Brother Bondi, what's happening?? Thanks for the congrats. It's a good club to be in and life is good. it's amazing how nice it is to relax a bit after the wedding and just take it all in and enjoy each others' company all over again. My wedding day did not go in a blur like most people said it would. We were both so calm and relaxed that everything just clicked in to place and we got to enjoy the whole day. We are still getting comments about how nice and fun our wedding was. the pics will be ready online in about a week or two... maybe I'll post the link if anyone cares. We did a lot of stuff that was different, so the pics will be pretty cool!
Word of advice to all who are getting married soon... Make sure you get your post-wedding blowjob from you new wife as soon as possible, just to set the precedent. You don't want her friends poisoning her with ridicuouls ideas that after the wedding oral isn't necessary. Worked for me!
Here's a cool one my photographer took at my house. I have a cool homer guy that talks sitting on top of my TV. He put my ring on his head and took the pic. i didn't even know he did that till I looked at the pics last night. They just went up online last night.
Here's a cool one my photographer took at my house. I have a cool homer guy that talks sitting on top of my TV. He put my ring on his head and took the pic. i didn't even know he did that till I looked at the pics last night. They just went up online last night.
I'll dig through and find some more I can post.
That's a cool pic. Reminds me of a classic Homer quote regarding tying the knot:
Marriage is like a coffin. And each kid is another nail.
so yesterday me and the little lady went out to breakfast and ahd to give our name for the waiting list. Well, my name is Mike, which is a pretty popular name, so sometimes it can be confusing when the name mike is called. So I told her my name is bobaloo. she seemed confused and asked how to spell it but got a kick out of my name nonetheless. Later the other girl hosting called out "Bobaloo," laughed, and brought us to our table. (she was hot and had nice boobs so I thought maybe she knew me from here and that's why she laughed) When we were seated, she asked me what nationality I am because I have such an unusual name. I told her of the small island nation of Ricardian (quick thinking on my part cuz I had Ricky ricardo in mind) and how I've never been there, but it's just like being in the States anyway. She believed me. What a goof.
Just thought I'd share that with y'all. Please bear in mind, I'm as cracker-ish as they come. I don't look like I'm authentic ethnic anything... well, except Ricardian.
so yesterday me and the little lady went out to breakfast and ahd to give our name for the waiting list. Well, my name is Mike, which is a pretty popular name, so sometimes it can be confusing when the name mike is called. So I told her my name is bobaloo. she seemed confused and asked how to spell it but got a kick out of my name nonetheless. Later the other girl hosting called out "Bobaloo," laughed, and brought us to our table. (she was hot and had nice boobs so I thought maybe she knew me from here and that's why she laughed) When we were seated, she asked me what nationality I am because I have such an unusual name. I told her of the small island nation of Ricardian (quick thinking on my part cuz I had Ricky ricardo in mine) and how I've never been there, but it's just like being in the States anyway. She believed me. What a goof.
Just thought I'd share that with y'all. Please bear in mind, I'm as cracker-ish as they come. I don't look like I'm authentic ethnic anything... well, except Ricardian.
haha that's priceless. she was probably searching for it when she got home....right beside rand mcnalley.
what did the misses say to all that?