Well I dunno about best, but random works nicely too haha.
Let's do it now (I really should be working at the moment).
Your first post:
1. I've been flying in under the radar for a while now, but I saw something on the ratings pages that made no sense and I just had to finally post.
Girls with amazing bodies grace us with their posts and some moron has the nerve to say to one girl that her boobs are too small... which they're not by the way. She has an amazing body. I kept checking out the pages and he has multiple posts with the same complaints.
I don't know about you, but I'm here to admire all boobs. I would never turn away a smokin' hot broad because I won't strain my thumb when I'm slatherin' oil all over her tight little body.
2. I usually get smacked with the bottle
3.That must be why you cook naked. to prove you have balls, and dammit, you're gonna scratch 'em if you want to.
4. So did you

when you peed all over yourself??
5. haha, I never noticed the tail up there.

well no one ever said this place makes you smrter
