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▫ Mar 21 2006, 00:39 Post #81
QUOTE(Christof)
Ok I gotta say Im confused on who this edit refers too, but, its not important I dont want to know its of zero consequence to me, please noone post regarding this.  Now I wasnt going to post in this thread an stay out of it but posting real names if the nick is something unrelated then thats pretty low.

I actually didnt realise thats what queef was, in Dodgeball when Patches O'Hollihan comes in the dressing room and says I love the smell of queef in the morning.  No idea what he was talking about.  Now I know, something positive from this thread, it doesnt make any sense but at least I know what hes talking about now.

Now to quote someone (Jack Nicholson??) from some film (no idea)
"Can't we all just... Get along?"


yes Christof I must of hit a nerve with johny so he thought he would post my info to really stick it to me. As you can tell it worked and I went running away scared never to be heard of again :ph34r:

Dodgeball was funny ass movie.
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▫ Mar 21 2006, 00:43 Post #82
QUOTE(diane26)
yes Christof I must of hit a nerve with johny so he thought he would post my info to really stick it to me. As you can tell it worked and I went running away scared never to be heard of again :ph34r:

Dodgeball was funny ass movie.

Well Diane, I must say that sucks, but glad you foiled his evil plan :)

Vince Vaughhan is my Hero. Also Will Ferrell.
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▫ Mar 21 2006, 04:41 Post #83
QUOTE(Christof)
Ok I gotta say Im confused on who this edit refers too, but, its not important I dont want to know its of zero consequence to me, please noone post regarding this.  Now I wasnt going to post in this thread an stay out of it but posting real names if the nick is something unrelated then thats pretty low.

I actually didnt realise thats what queef was, in Dodgeball when Patches O'Hollihan comes in the dressing room and says I love the smell of queef in the morning.  No idea what he was talking about.  Now I know, something positive from this thread, it doesnt make any sense but at least I know what hes talking about now.

Now to quote someone (Jack Nicholson??) from some film (no idea)
"Can't we all just... Get along?"


Now it all makes sense the movie that is......
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Melon Master
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▫ Mar 21 2006, 18:00 Post #84
QUOTE(evade20)
How about Wonder Woman and Ms Canada to help out? :drama:

And if I was at work I could throw in a pic of Correy Everson(sp) in all of her muscle-bound steroid infested glory ( :puke:   )

I can even find Xena where she popped out of her bustier while singing the Star Spangled Banner. :roflmao:   :roflmao:   :roflmao:   :roflmao: She's an Aussie, too.


More reinforcements to further drive this thread into the depths of absurdity:
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▫ Mar 21 2006, 18:57 Post #85
QUOTE(evade20)
More reinforcements to further drive this thread into the depths of absurdity:

wow. look at the camel toe on that body builder. i think we need to start a camel toe thread. That could go right under the queef and high heels threads. Anyone dare to start it???
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▫ Mar 21 2006, 19:09 Post #86
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
wow.  look at the camel toe on that body builder.  i think we need to start a camel toe thread.  That could go right under the queef and high heels threads.  Anyone dare to start it???


Think there already is one, watch it else Bondi'll get ya :nahnah:
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Melon Master
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▫ Mar 22 2006, 03:25 Post #87
QUOTE(natalie)
Bondi I never said YOU were a jerk I just said that's how you came across. I know you never threatned to beat anyone up. I was just stating how I saw things at the time I was not slamming anyone. This forum IS a bunch of oppinions and unfortunately you can't regulate how and when people are going to joke with you. To do that you'd have to be John, C-man or bts.Obviously my editing this at least six times didn't help to stop you from getting pissed off. If things I or anyone else says upsets you this much maybe it would be better if you left. TRUST ME I DON"T WANT YOU TO GO!!! I can't count how many times I've seen that your online and been like  yeah bondi's on alright!!  :)   :)


I apologise for misinterpreting your quotes. I just have a short fuse and little time for people like Wadd who think they are superior and lack common courtesy and respect.

QUOTE(Christof)
Think there already is one, watch it else Bondi'll get ya  :nahnah:


You are correct... on both accounts! :2gunsfiring: :P
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▫ Mar 22 2006, 03:28 Post #88
Bondi's back!!!!! :cheers: :wub: This calls for a taost :alc:
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▫ Mar 22 2006, 03:37 Post #89
QUOTE(natalie)
Bondi's back!!!!! :cheers:   :wub:   This calls for a taost :alc:


Maybe I should go for a day or 2 more often!

Work has been busy and i have had some social events on, otherwise I am cool :cheers:
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▫ Mar 22 2006, 08:32 Post #90
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Maybe I should go for a day or 2 more often!

Work has been busy and i have had some social events on, otherwise I am cool :cheers:


:cheers: There was a bit of concern voiced regarding the big blow that was happening down your way. (nobody called out the Red Cross yet but some were thinking about it :P ) I hope all is well. :cheers:
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▫ Mar 23 2006, 09:13 Post #91
QUOTE(evade20)
:cheers: There was a bit of concern voiced regarding the big blow that was happening down your way.  (nobody called out the Red Cross yet but some were thinking about it :P ) I hope all is well. :cheers:

Being as I have just done with a week of researching Australia I knew Bondi was safe from the cyclone/hurricane :nahnah:
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▫ Mar 31 2006, 05:23 Post #92
hahahah instant classic bondi... just showing noobs can go 0 to stupid in under 2 post!..

It should be a national sport where noobs are gathered and hunted like quail..! Just have the fuckers run in circles and we can pick them off for fun!

If you don't exist amongst the top 10 posters.. your arguments are useless, pointless and just plain nooby!

Now then sit here and rotate :fuckoff:
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▫ Mar 31 2006, 11:58 Post #93
QUOTE(Puppet)
hahahah instant classic bondi... just showing noobs can go 0 to stupid in under 2 post!..

It should be a national sport where noobs are gathered and hunted like quail..!  Just have the fuckers run in circles and we can pick them off for fun!

If you don't exist amongst the top 10 posters.. your arguments are useless, pointless and just plain nooby!

Now then sit here and rotate  :fuckoff:

BAAAAAMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!

:roflmao:
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Melon Master
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▫ Mar 31 2006, 15:41 Post #94
QUOTE(Puppet)
hahahah instant classic bondi... just showing noobs can go 0 to stupid in under 2 post!..

It should be a national sport where noobs are gathered and hunted like quail..!  Just have the fuckers run in circles and we can pick them off for fun!

If you don't exist amongst the top 10 posters.. your arguments are useless, pointless and just plain nooby!

Now then sit here and rotate  :fuckoff:


ROFL
Whoa, back from the grave!

Oh yeah, and for old times sake....Zing!
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▫ Mar 31 2006, 20:09 Post #95
Good thing I am a top ten poster :nahnah: I still would like to sit on puppet and rotate though :ph34r:
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▫ Mar 31 2006, 21:40 Post #96
QUOTE(diane26)
Good thing I am a top ten poster :nahnah:    I still would like to sit on puppet and rotate though :ph34r:


You're a top 10 poster and want to sit on puppet and rotate. 2 more things you have in common with bondi :lol:
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▫ Mar 31 2006, 22:26 Post #97
QUOTE(Gnappster)
You're a top 10 poster and want to sit on puppet and rotate. 2 more things you have in common with bondi   :lol:


You could do a stack, Bondi on puppet, you on Bondi! :nahnah: And me spanking all of you. (Don't ask I'm on drugs) lol
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▫ Apr 1 2006, 01:04 Post #98
As long as I am on Puppet you all can work out the rest of the details.
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▫ Apr 1 2006, 03:25 Post #99
QUOTE(diane26)
As long as I am on Puppet you all can work out the rest of the details.


Sounds like Puppet has a fan....or a stalker. :ph34r:
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▫ Apr 1 2006, 19:24 Post #100
QUOTE(natalie)
Sounds like Puppet has a fan....or a stalker. :ph34r:


A little from column A, a little from column B ;)

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