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▫ Mar 19 2006, 21:56 Post #61
QUOTE(UncleBuck)
please fogive me.....I am not worthy :angel:

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▫ Mar 19 2006, 22:18 Post #62
Ok Johnny you definitely have to be delusional or have NO sense of humor if you think Diane is mean. She's just a sweetheart that don't take no crap. Leave her alone or I shall kick your ass!!! :lol: :lol: :nahnah: :whipya: Not good to attack two well liked people on these boards like that. Especially if you hope to make friends here. Come on people back me up, we need to put this all behind us and start over. No one wants this site to become a war ground or a you said this he said that board.
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▫ Mar 19 2006, 22:22 Post #63
QUOTE(natalie)
Ok Johnny you definitely have to be delusional or have NO sense of humor if you think Diane is mean. She's just a sweetheart that don't take no crap. Leave her alone or I shall kick your ass!!! :lol:   :lol:   :nahnah:   :whipya:   Not good to attack two well liked people on these boards like that. Especially if you hope to make friends here. Come on people back me up, we need to put this all behind us and start over. No one wants this site to become a war ground or a you said this he said that board.

I suppose if one has NO SENSE OF HUMOR I am a pretty mean person.

Come kick my ass girl and have numba take the pics :spankin:
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▫ Mar 19 2006, 22:37 Post #64
SOOO whip or wooden spoon for your spanking and then it's on!!! :nahnah:
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▫ Mar 19 2006, 23:02 Post #65
QUOTE(natalie)
SOOO whip or wooden spoon for your spanking and then it's on!!! :nahnah:

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▫ Mar 19 2006, 23:28 Post #66
I'm with you girls ... don't fuck with the girls of rmm
:2gunsfiring:
can I watch the spanking's :spankin:
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▫ Mar 20 2006, 00:48 Post #67
QUOTE(diane26)


Diane,

Buck and I are on your side...We're just calling in the female superheroes to get additional help. :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Again you surpass us all with the best "gifs"
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▫ Mar 20 2006, 01:23 Post #68
QUOTE(evade20)
Diane,

Buck and I are on your side...We're just calling in the female superheroes to get additional help. :roflmao:   :roflmao:   :roflmao:

Again you surpass us all with the best "gifs"

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▫ Mar 20 2006, 04:09 Post #69
QUOTE(natalie)
Ok I know I'm a newbie here so this could be playing with fire but here it goes.

1) No one here has to earn anyone else respect

2) Anyone can see the topic is about pussy farts so if you think it's dumb ignore it

3) Threatning to beat someone us is idiotic.

4)Saying I'm fighting fire with fire is the same thing as saying "well he started it." What, are we in high school?

5) To say this thread is sick, disgusting and FUCKING stupid comes  accross as being a jerk not just expressing your oppinion.

6) pussy farts are an occasional, embarassing, annoying part of sex. At least they don't smell. :thumbup:


1) you DO have to earn my respect if you are going to joke with me!

2) I was just calling it how I saw it. After all isn;t a forum a bunch of opinions?

3) I never threatened to "beat" anyone

5) If u think I am a jerk I really couldn't care less. Once again someone who has an outspoken and differing opinion is shot down because he doesn't play nice and go with the grain.

QUOTE(johnny wadd)
I feel sorry for some dopey kid living in some grass hut in the middle of nowhere. He has a very dull life, maybe only friends are the kangaroos that he boxes with. You seem to think you have some sort of authority here. I guess you feel important for once in your life.you wrote "this is not only sick and sigusting but it is fucking stupid!" Pal again who the fuck asked your opinion? Your dopey brown nosing threads are kind of lame but I never go to them and post your threads are repetitive and stupid.(like you enjoy doing to others) You seem to think you run this place which is pretty funny. I thought your threat to make this place a desert was pretty funny. Who are you King melons? I couldn't care less about where you live, what rubber doll you call a fiance all I care about is you trying to be a tough guy with me. You seem to be a liberal a hole but you were quick to threaten me. You need to grow up, leave you hut and talk to real people, maybe threaten some guy face to face and get your ass kicked. I think this would be a wake up call for you. Like I told the other rocket scientist all you have to do is let it be and I'm gone. Keep being a smartass and I'll stick around.


Wadd,

You are just making yourself look like more and more of an ignorant and arragont fool.

Your constant racist slander makes you look immature and childish, and you call me a dopey kid?

Nobody asked for my opinion but as it is a forum I am entitled to have my opinion. We are just covering the same old ground here.

I am turning away from you because there is obviously no way in the world you will be anything but a biggot, a redneck and a racist.

Oh one more thing, If you EVER say anything about my fiancee again I will make your life hell. That is not a threat it is a promise. I never brought your family or loved ones into this argument and the very fact that you had to shows me how childish you are
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▫ Mar 20 2006, 06:41 Post #70
Bondi I never said YOU were a jerk I just said that's how you came across. I know you never threatned to beat anyone up. I was just stating how I saw things at the time I was not slamming anyone. This forum IS a bunch of oppinions and unfortunately you can't regulate how and when people are going to joke with you. To do that you'd have to be John, C-man or bts.Obviously my editing this at least six times didn't help to stop you from getting pissed off. If things I or anyone else says upsets you this much maybe it would be better if you left. TRUST ME I DON"T WANT YOU TO GO!!! I can't count how many times I've seen that your online and been like yeah bondi's on alright!! :) :)
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▫ Mar 20 2006, 14:41 Post #71
QUOTE(allmebaby)
I am American and I want to kick someones ass and right now dammitt!!! :roflmao:   :lol:   :lol:   :roflmao:

I'm an American and i want Allme to Kick my ass..... :2thumbsup:

QUOTE(allmebaby)
I was laughing and had a pussy fart!! :unsure:


I love you
:wub:
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▫ Mar 20 2006, 19:17 Post #72
FRAT

as in Fuck Reading All This! lol

Saw a few nice pics in here though

That is all.
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▫ Mar 20 2006, 19:23 Post #73
I was fucking doggy style once when it happened....

Just started us both giggling which kind blew the moment so we had to switch to cowboy....
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▫ Mar 20 2006, 19:38 Post #74
Jesus fucking Christ.... a pussy fart thread turns into a god damned pissing contest....

Like I said before Im not gonna close a thread because it is "stupid" or whatever.. if it has merit it will live.. if it doesnt it falls to the depths.

of course if there is a second pussy fart thread started I would close it :lol:

And then ask freak to put the starter on a nice week hiatus :lol:

pussy farts happen.... like death, taxes and shit... they all happen :D

The only highlight in this thread was Diane's Pic and Allme's pussy fart while laughing bit.... god I wanna get in that tanning bed with you and get my ass all burnt :D :bonerfied:
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▫ Mar 20 2006, 20:32 Post #75
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)
Jesus fucking Christ.... a pussy fart thread turns into a god damned pissing contest....

Like I said before Im not gonna close a thread because it is "stupid" or whatever.. if it has merit it will live.. if it doesnt it falls to the depths.

of course if there is a second pussy fart thread started I would close it :lol:  

And then ask freak to put the starter on a nice week hiatus :lol:

pussy farts happen.... like death, taxes and shit... they all happen :D

The only highlight in this thread was Diane's Pic and Allme's pussy fart while laughing bit.... god I wanna get in that tanning bed with you and get my ass all burnt :D   :bonerfied:


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▫ Mar 20 2006, 20:34 Post #76
QUOTE(diane26)
Ok Ok if you insist

a pic of diane can make any thread worth keeping :2thumbsup:
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▫ Mar 20 2006, 20:52 Post #77
QUOTE(diane26)
:blahblah:   :blahblah:   :blahblah:   :whatever:   :whatever:   :whatever:

P.S. Paragraphs are your friends it makes your jibberish easy to read.

Regarding part in bold, don't hate don't hate not all of us can live off of disability.

FYI- I don't live off disability .Do you really want to go down this road EDIT: NO FIRST NAMES PLEASE. STICK TO NICKNAMES?
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▫ Mar 20 2006, 21:12 Post #78
QUOTE(johnny wadd)
FYI- I don't live off disability .Do you really want to go down this road .


Sure why not, but it will have to wait I got a few things I have to do first, you posted all your injuries and heartaches on this board wasnt something only discussed in private but if you want to start putting private details of my life and my personal information on this board be prepared.

Maybe you wouldnt mind a pic of you and your girl posted on here so everyone can see why you would be so jealous of Bondi's girl by calling her a rubber doll.

Anyway I got some errands I have to run but by all means hon, we can play all night.

Gotta love the little boy tactics men do when they have nothing left. Maturity isn't your stong point Wadd.
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▫ Mar 20 2006, 21:27 Post #79
(I didn't notice diane's reply because it took me a long time to finally post my comment (I'm at work). I just didn't want Diane thinking this was directed toward her...)

Oh, my god!!! This thread finally starts to calm down and almost starts getting funny and then you gotta come out with your dukes up and get everyone riled up again. We even had boobs on this thread to ease the tension. Allme gave us a great laugh and had us all queefing.

Why, why, why must you insist on ruffling feathers again?????? Just knock it off. Your last comment has NOTHING to do with the original argument. Based on this thread I would say you thrive in conflict and are just picking fights to perpetuate the negative attention you so crave. Why else would you post someone's real name so carelessly and so vindictively?

You have a choice. You can get everyone all irritated here and add to the tension by picking more fights, or you can just ignore it.

I will choose to follow my own advice and ignore any negative comments made directed at me based on this post. Unless, of course, it is someone making fun of me for humor's sake, then I will respond with a :lol: and what I hope would be a witty comment.

Smile
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▫ Mar 21 2006, 00:30 Post #80
QUOTE(johnny wadd)
FYI- I don't live off disability .Do you really want to go down this road EDIT: NO FIRST NAMES PLEASE. STICK TO NICKNAMES?


Ok I gotta say Im confused on who this edit refers too, but, its not important I dont want to know its of zero consequence to me, please noone post regarding this. Now I wasnt going to post in this thread an stay out of it but posting real names if the nick is something unrelated then thats pretty low.

I actually didnt realise thats what queef was, in Dodgeball when Patches O'Hollihan comes in the dressing room and says I love the smell of queef in the morning. No idea what he was talking about. Now I know, something positive from this thread, it doesnt make any sense but at least I know what hes talking about now.

Now to quote someone (Jack Nicholson??) from some film (no idea)
"Can't we all just... Get along?"

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