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Melon Master
Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Apr 10 2006, 15:23 Post #161
QUOTE(Puppet)
I have never....
Met a noob I didn't want to pee on for some reason or another :piss: :sad-smiley-042:


haha the pee reference reminded me of when I was watching a Phil Hartmann Bio and he was doing this skit for Schprockets where he was a German tranvestite describing the perfect date. Anyway his/her? response was:
"first I knock you to the ground...pee on you while chanting House on Fire...House on Fire...put it out. Then I force you to drink antifreeze until you pass out. Then you wake up in the morning in excruciating pain with a size seven poop shoot."

I think joe kickass would also enjoy a date like that ;)

That is all.
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Double D's
Member No.: 12556 Posts: 3,164 Joined: 01/2006
▫ Apr 10 2006, 17:04 Post #162
QUOTE(joe_kickass)
yeah... fuck the noobs! :thumbup:

HAHAHA Joe Kick ass makes an appearance to funny do you post at the other site as well or is it just coincedance you showed up here today??

Puppet I always liked you its the bad boy thing I guess but you were a noob at some point in time as well. Not all noobs are idiots but hey differant strokes for differant folks, if I was never up for meeting new people than I would have missed out on a lot of the good people I have met thus far.
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Double D's
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▫ Apr 10 2006, 17:05 Post #163
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
That guy will fuck anybody, I swear!

He wouldnt fuck me, He knows I would tear his shit up :nahnah:
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E Cup+
Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Apr 10 2006, 17:53 Post #164
QUOTE(diane26)
He wouldnt fuck me, He knows I would tear his shit up  :nahnah:

Diane and her darn chastity belts :rolleyes:
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D Cup
Member No.: 13587 Posts: 1,642 Joined: 02/2006
▫ Apr 10 2006, 18:36 Post #165
QUOTE(Puppet)
hrmm ill have to think on that one.


Damn it I alaways miss Puppet! :bang: :bang:
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Melon Master
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▫ Apr 10 2006, 18:55 Post #166
QUOTE(diane26)
Puppet I always liked you its the bad boy thing I guess but you were a noob at some point in time as well. Not all noobs are idiots but hey differant strokes for differant folks, if I was never up for meeting new people than I would have missed out on a lot of the good people I have met thus far.


You like the bad boys huh.
I tore the tag off a matress even when it said NOT TO under penalty of law!
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D Cup
Member No.: 14012 Posts: 2,345 Joined: 03/2006
▫ Apr 10 2006, 19:17 Post #167
'Noob'

'Noob' is an offensive term rarely applied to people that are actually new to a particular online game or community. Different online social groups consider different types of people to fall under the category of being a 'noob'. For instance, people who type with correct syntax will often label people who substitute words such as 'you' and 'are' with 'u' and 'r' as being quite 'noobish'. Immature players in video games will often label their opponents as "noobs", regardless of whether they have lost or won.

Generally, however, people use 'noob' as an applicable insult for anyone who happens to piss them off. A person will also often use this term to describe people that they feel are beneath them. Many times, during online arguments, players will pull this term out of their asses as an insult when their own 'wit' is running dry.

A newb is quite different from a n00b, being that a newb IS a new player. Not only are they new, but they ask politely for things, are respectful, and are pleasant people.

An insult term, derived from 1337 speak (Elite speak). Reffered to as someone who is new to a game - but is more widely used as a general insult. >>>>>>...Usually gets spouted by an elitist, or bad players that can't accept losing (and call everyone noobs for beating him)...<<<<<<<<
Mainly originated from the popular anti-terrorist (or anti-counter-terrorist...), Counter Strike.

Thankyou urban dictionary
:P :P :drinkup:
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▫ Apr 10 2006, 19:54 Post #168
QUOTE(Gnappster)
You like the bad boys huh.
I tore the tag off a matress even when it said NOT TO under penalty of law!


Ohhh I'm feeling tingly all over! :kisses:
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▫ Apr 10 2006, 20:10 Post #169
QUOTE(natalie)
Ohhh I'm feeling tingly all over! :kisses:

one time I went swimming only 20 minutes after eating.

And another time I crossed the street when the sign said don't walk.

and another time I made a turn without using my turn signal.
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▫ Apr 10 2006, 20:13 Post #170
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
one time I went swimming only 20 minutes after eating.

And another time I crossed the street when the sign said don't walk.

and another time I made a turn without using my turn signal.


Oooh baby I'm vibrating!
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▫ Apr 10 2006, 20:26 Post #171
QUOTE(natalie)
Oooh baby I'm vibrating!

Yeah, my bad boy persona really has an effect on women. It's no wonder that you are powerless to resist my bad boy charms

Do you know that one time I went up an escalator with my shoes untied. That's right, baby, I'm all kinds of bad!!
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Double D's
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▫ Apr 10 2006, 20:41 Post #172
QUOTE(Gnappster)
You like the bad boys huh.
I tore the tag off a matress even when it said NOT TO under penalty of law!

My kind of man.
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Double D's
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▫ Apr 10 2006, 20:42 Post #173
QUOTE(UncleBuck)
'Noob'
                                    

'Noob' is an offensive term rarely applied to people that are actually new to a particular online game or community. Different online social groups consider different types of people to fall under the category of being a 'noob'. For instance, people who type with correct syntax will often label people who substitute words such as 'you' and 'are' with 'u' and 'r' as being quite 'noobish'. Immature players in video games will often label their opponents as "noobs", regardless of whether they have lost or won.

Generally, however, people use 'noob' as an applicable insult for anyone who happens to piss them off. A person will also often use this term to describe people that they feel are beneath them. Many times, during online arguments, players will pull this term out of their asses as an insult when their own 'wit' is running dry.

A newb is quite different from a n00b, being that a newb IS a new player. Not only are they new, but they ask politely for things, are respectful, and are pleasant people.

An insult term, derived from 1337 speak (Elite speak). Reffered to as someone who is new to a game - but is more widely used as a general insult. >>>>>>...Usually gets spouted by an elitist, or bad players that can't accept losing (and call everyone noobs for beating him)...<<<<<<<<
Mainly originated from the popular anti-terrorist (or anti-counter-terrorist...), Counter Strike.

Thankyou urban dictionary
:P   :P     :drinkup:


I suppose it would all depend on who is saying it I have heard differant meanings and heard some people say they think anyone new is a noob. Bleck oh well I cant keep up on all the net language :spankin:
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Double D's
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▫ Apr 10 2006, 21:37 Post #174
Woohoo Im an Elitest.. I knew it all along.. mostly because its written on the tags of all my underwear!!!

now I just need a noob stamp and an ink pad

:haha:
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Double D's
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▫ Apr 10 2006, 21:40 Post #175
QUOTE(Puppet)
Woohoo Im an Elitest..  I knew it all along.. mostly because its written on the tags of all my underwear!!!

now I just need a noob stamp and an ink pad

:haha:


In the wonderful words of Martin Lawerance sp?

"Gotta go see yah when I see yah"

:nahnah:

Marriage still going good puppet?
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Double D's
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▫ Apr 10 2006, 21:41 Post #176
Yup yup .. still fucking like bunny rabbits
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Double D's
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▫ Apr 10 2006, 22:40 Post #177
QUOTE(Puppet)
Yup yup .. still fucking like bunny rabbits

:thumbup:
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D Cup
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▫ Apr 11 2006, 01:36 Post #178
I HAVE NEVER..........

seen so many beautiful body parts until joining RMM! :kisses:
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D Cup
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▫ May 12 2006, 01:13 Post #179
I have never liked spiders

I have never liked body builders (the ones where their veins are sticking out and they look like steel)

I have never bungee jumped

I have never liked rollercoasters
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Double D's
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▫ May 12 2006, 02:11 Post #180
I have never known anyone online to make a fuss they were leaving and actually leave without coming back.

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