QUOTE(hott1976)
i can totally think of more I Haves...
I have never...
broken a bone
had stiches.
I have never...
broken a bone
had stiches.
Me too Hott... although I have done both of your have nots as well!
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)
I have body surfed but never on a board 
Dude I strongly urge you to give it a go. You will look like an unco-ordinated goose for a while but the first time you stand up and actually ride on in... there is no drug that even comes close to the high it will give you