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▫ Dec 20 2006, 20:01 Post #321
QUOTE(natalie)
Nope, it's the god's honest truth. I just did it to him this morning. It's fun. Anytime he asks me too I'll suck him for at least a little bit. I can't recall a time I said no. After his showers I do "inspection" sometimes and I'll promise him a blowjob if he does anything for me I know he really didn't want to do. It works.  :drinkup:

It would for sure work for me as well :2thumbsup:
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▫ Dec 20 2006, 23:18 Post #322
QUOTE(natalie)
Nope, it's the god's honest truth. I just did it to him this morning. It's fun. Anytime he asks me too I'll suck him for at least a little bit. I can't recall a time I said no. After his showers I do "inspection" sometimes and I'll promise him a blowjob if he does anything for me I know he really didn't want to do. It works.  :drinkup:

You should send that advice to "Dear Abby". Wives are always complaining about how their husband never do any household chores. You've come up with the perfect solution. Of course, it would cost the wives a fortune to fly the hubby to your house, but nobody said the idea was perfect.

(And before anyone burns me on reading "Dear Abby", lets just say old habits die hard. At least I don't watch Oprah.)
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▫ Dec 21 2006, 05:41 Post #323
QUOTE(natalie)
Oh alright, how about I don't chain you to the bed tonight. I'll even un-lock the door. lol

I can't promise I won't suck your dick though. :suckadick:   How many times a day on average do you think I put him in my mouth?


Finally... some releif for the poor man! :P

QUOTE(natalie)
LOL. I love it when he wakes up with a big boner and to surprise him I shove it down my throat really fast and make his toes curl and that sharp intake of breath is hot.
We'll have to see what his answer is before we know if you won.


Hey so I'll be in town next week, can I sleep at your place? :thumbup:
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▫ Dec 21 2006, 17:08 Post #324
QUOTE(ddd35)
It would for sure work for me as well   :2thumbsup:

careful, nat. he might pee on you :lol:

QUOTE(closeup)
You should send that advice to "Dear Abby". Wives are always complaining about how their husband never do any household chores. You've come up with the perfect solution. Of course, it would cost the wives a fortune to fly the hubby to your house, but nobody said the idea was perfect.

(And before anyone burns me on reading "Dear Abby", lets just say old habits die hard. At least I don't watch Oprah.)


I bet Abby told you to say that :gay:
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▫ Dec 22 2006, 02:47 Post #325
QUOTE(Gnappster)
careful, nat. he might pee on you :lol:
I bet Abby told you to say that :gay:


I bet you all are homo sexuals
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▫ Dec 22 2006, 07:47 Post #326
QUOTE(Gnappster)
careful, nat. he might pee on you :lol:


Ew thats nasty
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▫ Dec 23 2006, 01:25 Post #327
QUOTE(Christof)
Ew thats nasty


Hey the Pee Guy is here :thumbup:
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▫ Dec 23 2006, 01:30 Post #328
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Finally... some releif for the poor man! :P
Hey so I'll be in town next week, can I sleep at your place? :thumbup:


I gave my man some relief this morning to. He hadn't been relieved in a few days so more came than i expected and i had to "play-off" the gagging. I closed down the throat so it would all end up in my mouth whew.... it was backed-up. He enjoyed it though...it was a 6am pre-work cumfest and i didn't wash up very well. It was stuck to my neck some of it. :(
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▫ Dec 23 2006, 01:33 Post #329
QUOTE(hott1976)
I gave my man some relief this morning to.  He hadn't been relieved in a few days so more came than i expected and i had to "play-off" the gagging.  I closed down the throat so it would all end up in my mouth whew.... it was backed-up.  He enjoyed it though...it was a 6am pre-work cumfest and i didn't wash up very well.  It was stuck to my neck some of it.  :(


Ohhh that is so hot :04:
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▫ Dec 23 2006, 01:40 Post #330
that after i reread it was not hot at all..it was exactly like i experienced it. :l
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▫ Dec 23 2006, 01:42 Post #331
QUOTE(hott1976)
that after i reread it was not hot at all..it was exactly like i experienced it.  :l


All you have to include in a sentence is yourself, cum and releif and im hooked! :P
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▫ Dec 23 2006, 02:00 Post #332
GAG doesn't entice you? LOL
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▫ Dec 23 2006, 02:10 Post #333
QUOTE(hott1976)
GAG doesn't entice you?  LOL


Oh that was the icing on the cake! (no pun intended)
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▫ Dec 23 2006, 02:44 Post #334
I really try not to even make that convulsion (sp) with my body but sometimes i can't help it. That is something i am very very aware of... i try to have it shoot in the cheek so i can swallow like a champ. :)
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▫ Dec 23 2006, 02:46 Post #335
i just found porn on DVD for 3.95... worth the purchase..easily.
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▫ Dec 23 2006, 03:20 Post #336
QUOTE(hott1976)
I really try not to even make that convulsion (sp) with my body but sometimes i can't help it.  That is something i am very very aware of... i try to have it shoot in the cheek so i can swallow like a champ. :)


Seriously.... Marry Me?

QUOTE(hott1976)
i just found porn on DVD for 3.95...  worth the purchase..easily.


I lose more money than that when i am drunk.... great find!
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▫ Dec 23 2006, 03:24 Post #337
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Seriously.... Marry Me?
I lose more money than that when i am drunk.... great find!


ha ha...i guess every guy would say that. Honestly...it is not my favorite thing to do but i will work at it and do the best i can to be as dirty and gratifying as possible. That's how i roll. LOL
Wind it up.............
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▫ Dec 27 2006, 03:09 Post #338
QUOTE(hott1976)
ha ha...i guess every guy would say that.  Honestly...it is not my favorite thing to do but i will work at it and do the best i can to be as dirty and gratifying as possible.  That's how i roll.  LOL
Wind it up.............


Well every straight guy....

I like the way you "roll" :thumbup:
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▫ Dec 27 2006, 11:21 Post #339
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ha ha...i guess every guy would say that. Honestly...it is not my favorite thing to do but i will work at it and do the best i can to be as dirty and gratifying as possible. That's how i roll. LOL
Wind it up.............


I dont mind if a girl spits or swallows, but I love the fact that you work at being as dirty as possible, now THAT is hott! 2thumbsup:
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▫ Dec 28 2006, 03:34 Post #340
QUOTE(Christof)
I dont mind if a girl spits or swallows, but I love the fact that you work at being as dirty as possible, now THAT is hott! 2thumbsup:


Amen

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