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▫ Oct 11 2006, 16:15 Post #21
QUOTE(bondiguy)
and BAM!!!
Well the funniest original post atleast!

actually, I think that was your first original post. :lol:
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Double D's
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▫ Oct 11 2006, 21:34 Post #22
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
actually, I think that was your first original post.  :lol:

Actually, here's Bondi's very first post. It appeared in HotJ's thread:

Oh my, I have logged on and no new posts! Oh well, I shall have to wait like everyone else. Thankfully you have given us all a lifetime's supply of beautiful boobie shots, I think I'll just browse your existing portfolio

Oh my, I shall have to give him one of these. :haha:
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Melon Master
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▫ Oct 11 2006, 21:45 Post #23
QUOTE(closeup)
Actually, here's Bondi's very first post. It appeared in HotJ's thread:

Oh my, I have logged on and no new posts! Oh well, I shall have to wait like everyone else. Thankfully you have given us all a lifetime's supply of beautiful boobie shots, I think I'll just browse your existing portfolio

Oh my, I shall have to give him one of these. :haha:


What a polite young man.

I'm even more shocked that closeup figured out how to do that. :o
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Double D's
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▫ Oct 11 2006, 21:55 Post #24
QUOTE(Gnappster)
What a polite young man.

I'm even more shocked that closeup figured out how to do that.   :o

Yeah, but then when I went to do yours, I couldn't get it to work. That's about my average. I laughed when I read Bondis'. He sounded so formal.
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Melon Master
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▫ Oct 11 2006, 22:05 Post #25
QUOTE(closeup)
Yeah, but then when I went to do yours, I couldn't get it to work. That's about my average. I laughed when I read Bondis'. He sounded so formal.


Here's mine:
"I can't put my finger on it, but something is different around here.
Maybe it's all those banana peels I smoked."

it's not technically my first post though, just first after the message board crash of '05.
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Double D's
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▫ Oct 11 2006, 22:12 Post #26
QUOTE(Gnappster)
Here's mine:
"I can't put my finger on it, but something is different around here.
Maybe it's all those banana peels I smoked."

it's not technically my first post though, just first after the message board crash of '05.

Yeah, your Number One post was along the lines of "Yep, it's working now". Not much to work with there. The banana peels is a huge improvement. :blink:
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▫ Oct 12 2006, 07:10 Post #27
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Sweetheart, I was being sarcastic!

so just to keep count

Simpsons... tick
Beer...tick
Weed...tick
Loves getting naked...tick
has an awesome rack...tick
an even better arse...tick
loves rough sex...tick

anything im missing?


someone is keeping their eyes on me! hehe :wub:
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Melon Master
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▫ Oct 12 2006, 07:33 Post #28
I was a polite young man... until you all corrupted me!!! :thumbup:

QUOTE(wild n crazy)
someone is keeping their eyes on me! hehe :wub:


Yes indeed I am... some parts closer than others :niceones:
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Melon Master
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▫ Oct 12 2006, 07:34 Post #29
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
actually, I think that was your first original post.  :lol:


Hence, the funniest :lol:
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Melon Master
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▫ Oct 21 2006, 13:16 Post #30
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Sweetheart, I was being sarcastic!

so just to keep count

Simpsons... tick
Beer...tick
Weed...tick
Loves getting naked...tick
has an awesome rack...tick
an even better arse...tick
loves rough sex...tick

anything im missing?


Damn, Bondi, I told you not to hire Matt Groening... :lol:
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Melon Master
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▫ Oct 22 2006, 00:03 Post #31
:blink:
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▫ Oct 23 2006, 17:09 Post #32
:wacko:
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▫ Oct 24 2006, 06:42 Post #33
:)
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▫ Oct 24 2006, 06:44 Post #34
boredom setting in huh?
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▫ Oct 24 2006, 07:08 Post #35
QUOTE(wild n crazy)
boredom setting in huh?


actually I was looking at your arse pics and I lost 5% of my brain :blink:
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▫ Oct 24 2006, 07:13 Post #36
QUOTE(bondiguy)
actually I was looking at your arse pics and I lost 5% of my brain :blink:


so how much does that mean you'll lose if i make a booty shakin video? hehe
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Melon Master
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▫ Oct 24 2006, 07:17 Post #37
QUOTE(wild n crazy)
so how much does that mean you'll lose if i make a booty shakin video? hehe


That'll darg me down to Gnappster levels of IQ, but its a sacrifice I am willing to make!!!

Loving the new profile pics btw!!! :bonerfied:
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Melon Master
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▫ Oct 24 2006, 17:08 Post #38
QUOTE(bondiguy)
actually I was looking at your arse pics and I lost 5% of my brain :blink:

spotted :thumbup:

QUOTE(wild n crazy)
so how much does that mean you'll lose if i make a booty shakin video? hehe


it would be worth it! :niceones:

QUOTE(bondiguy)
That'll darg me down to Gnappster levels of IQ, but its a sacrifice I am willing to make!!!


I like stories!
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Melon Master
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▫ Oct 26 2006, 05:27 Post #39
QUOTE(Gnappster)
I like stories!


:lol:

Why I laugh?
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Melon Master
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▫ Oct 26 2006, 12:19 Post #40
:P
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