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Member No.: 11269 Posts: 622 Joined: 10/2005
▫ Jul 17 2006, 20:08 Post #141
QUOTE(paybarraman)
If I had my way it would be....
"PUSSY!!!  It's what's for dinner!!!"

and breakfast and lunch and snacks and ......


I knew I loved you for a reason...
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▫ Jul 17 2006, 20:10 Post #142
QUOTE(paybarraman)
Oh I'll just close and lock my door....no one needs to know.....   :eatme:


...unless of course the boss shows up unexpectedly, knocks once, and unlocks the door. nanoseconds away from catching you having sex in your office. :ph34r:

...never gonna forget that one. :unsure:
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Member No.: 14012 Posts: 2,345 Joined: 03/2006
▫ Jul 18 2006, 01:47 Post #143
QUOTE(rdmoscow1808)
I would rather eat pussy than steak!!...just imagine a well seasoned pussy marinated in sweet ginger sauce in the broiler!!...tender morsels of pussy you want to slowly suck the juices out of...oh my, thinking I b hungrey!!


very strange :blink:



Notice it says TWIN BROTHER BOB
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Member No.: 11658 Posts: 21,459 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Jul 18 2006, 14:35 Post #144
QUOTE(UncleBuck)
very strange :blink:



Notice it says TWIN BROTHER BOB




:ph34r: They're after Bobaloo.... :haha: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Jul 18 2006, 16:40 Post #145
Hey now. I wasn't molesting fruit. I was caressing it.
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Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Jul 18 2006, 16:43 Post #146
Hey, watermelon that you heat in the oven to body temperature and then cut a vagina sized hole in need lovin too! :ph34r:
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Member No.: 16332 Posts: 42 Joined: 07/2006
▫ Jul 18 2006, 18:02 Post #147
QUOTE(Gnappster)
Hey, watermelon that you heat in the oven to body temperature and then cut a vagina sized hole in need lovin too!  :ph34r:

What temperture do you pre-heat the oven? My oven dosn't have a setting for 98.6.
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▫ Jul 18 2006, 18:10 Post #148
QUOTE(closeup8)
What temperture do you pre-heat the oven? My oven dosn't have a setting for 98.6.

What you need, my friend, is a thermometer. then you just watch it rise to the right temp in the oven. Waiting for the right temp may seem long to someone who is impatient, but that's just what fruitopheliacs call foreplay
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▫ Jul 18 2006, 18:17 Post #149
QUOTE(closeup8)
What temperture do you pre-heat the oven? My oven dosn't have a setting for 98.6.


just pretend it has a fever.

QUOTE(Bobaloo)
What you need, my friend, is a thermometer.  then you just watch it rise to the right temp in the oven.  Waiting for the right temp may seem long to someone who is impatient, but that's just what fruitopheliacs call foreplay


dude that's sick. oh wait, I started it.....carry on.
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Member No.: 14038 Posts: 1,236 Joined: 03/2006
▫ Jul 18 2006, 21:43 Post #150
QUOTE(ddd35)
I lov to eat my wifes pussy as well  but I have  a mustache  and she doesnt like it tickling her  , so I dont get to do as often as ID like ,  even when I shave  the stubble she hates ....  :drinkup:

dang, i love the facial hair thing....i get to see it come out dripping!
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▫ Jul 18 2006, 21:44 Post #151
QUOTE(rdmoscow1808)
I would rather eat pussy than steak!!...just imagine a well seasoned pussy marinated in sweet ginger sauce in the broiler!!...tender morsels of pussy you want to slowly suck the juices out of...oh my, thinking I b hungrey!!

cant we just go to dinner first?

:lol:
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▫ Jul 18 2006, 21:46 Post #152
QUOTE(rdmoscow1808)
no need to get scared folks...just trying to make alittle joke....

joke? your post describes what married folks should be doing....keeps the "stuff" alive....dinner like that and u cant say your marriage is boring in the bedroom!
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▫ Jul 18 2006, 21:47 Post #153
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Sure!  that's what all the necropheliacs into beastiality say

your just jealous bob cause u are still a virgin
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▫ Jul 18 2006, 21:50 Post #154
QUOTE(girlie_girl)
I knew I loved you for a reason...

oh, that made me coming here today all worthwhile! this will join my other morbid but so fun oneliners...

"pussy...its whats for dinner"

cock...the other white meat

ass...the other vagina

yep, the dinner pussy fits in just perfectally!
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▫ Jul 18 2006, 21:51 Post #155
QUOTE(boanna)
cant we just go to dinner first?

:lol:

Bo...you'd BE dinner...and breakfast...lunch and snack!

Mmmmmm.....mmmmm...tasty....I think I am up for a lickie!

:eatme:
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▫ Jul 18 2006, 21:55 Post #156
QUOTE(stevieboy)
Bo...you'd BE dinner...and breakfast...lunch and snack!

Mmmmmm.....mmmmm...tasty....I think I am up for a lickie!

:eatme:

then the choc covered cock post i just left in my thread is for you!
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▫ Jul 18 2006, 21:57 Post #157
QUOTE(boanna)
then the choc covered cock post i just left in my thread is for you!

Have to say that got my full attention! I can think of a few places on you I would not mind licking off some chocolate too. Sounds like fun
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▫ Jul 18 2006, 22:21 Post #158
does this pic fit into this thread?
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▫ Jul 18 2006, 22:29 Post #159
My god yes!!! It is a pussy...it is really good looking...so YES!!!
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▫ Jul 21 2006, 01:38 Post #160
QUOTE(boanna)
does this pic fit into this thread?

it fits. the more important question is...will my cock fit?

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