Well this one time at band camp...just messing, but we WERE camping. Anyway I met this girl and we got right wrecked together. Anyway we were making out in the back of her car and all was going according to plan and we were gonna get naked soon. But then she was gonna throw up so I jumped out of the way and she started yakking out the door. I was standing outside the car at the time, and I decided it would be humourous to call her "Puke-ahontas". She did not share my view of comedy and closed and locked her door. So I drank some more and passed out on a picnic table.
That is all.
I thought Bondi said you weren't romantic. He must have had a different experience on his date.
I'm repulsed by the idea of swirling my tongue endlessly around the delicate folds of the labia majora and minora until they become swollen and bright pink.
Moreover, I cannot imagine softly nibbling on the hooded nub of pink flesh at the apex of the vaginal opening until the love tunnel tightens spasmodically, the thigh muscles of the woman contract involuntarily and waves of pleasure course over her from her knees to the top of her head.
I'm repulsed by the idea of swirling my tongue endlessly around the delicate folds of the labia majora and minora until they become swollen and bright pink.
Moreover, I cannot imagine softly nibbling on the hooded nub of pink flesh at the apex of the vaginal opening until the love tunnel tightens spasmodically, the thigh muscles of the woman contract involuntarily and waves of pleasure course over her from her knees to the top of her head.
Some men LOVE licking a (your) clit, and others don't. Why would a man object to doing it... when he EXPECTS a girl to make love to his stiff penis. I mean... after all! He's not the one swallowing a load of warm body fluid! I LOVE giving what I consider to be GREAT head. But, I like being "worked" on too. So why do some men object. Please leave out any references to odor or anyother objectionable stuff. I'm talking about clean, well-groomed, sweet-smelling, perfect pussy here.
I can't imagine being in a relationship with a woman that I wouldn't be going down on. I LOVE THAT!! The pleasure it brings them is fantastic and makes me go wild!! I love the taste, feel, everything about eating a fine pussy that there is. That and I know I am pretty good at it as I consider it an art. When I was young I referred to it as "lobster drawn in butter." Yum!! Nothing like a good licking to get her ticking.
Yep, I am a big fan of licking, sucking, kissing and everything else that goes on. As we used to sing in school "nothing could be finer than licking her vagina in the morning," oops I forgot those are the words we put in the song!
I have to agree with booblover here!
I think its a wonderful experience to be down sucking and licking on those sweet pussy lips and clit!
Its the most intimate you can be with a woman just like a blow job for the guy its an intimate exchange of worship and pleasure!
Ok so what is with all the guys on this thread tring to write porn stories? Love the effort but is it real hard just to say yes? I will dive right and do my best on all hair free bikini lines. See Diane thats the easy version.
Ok so what is with all the guys on this thread tring to write porn stories? Love the effort but is it real hard just to say yes? I will dive right and do my best on all hair free bikini lines. See Diane thats the easy version.
Ok so what is with all the guys on this thread tring to write porn stories? Love the effort but is it real hard just to say yes? I will dive right and do my best on all hair free bikini lines. See Diane thats the easy version.
"Hair-free bikini lines"? Are you saying it has to be shaved down before you will go down???
Hmmm didn't mean to make all the members of RMM go find a dictionary, but I do like to stretch my mouth to let the big words out.. hehe a nod to Peter Gabriel.
Somoetimes language can be such a fun foreplay, when addressed in such a way to entice, arouse and titilate the opposite sex.
In plain terms, talk her out of her pants!?!?!?! lol
Yeah, I like licking pussy! Makes me happy just doing that! SIGH
mmmmmmmmmmm yes i really like to lick pussy,i like to feel an hot and wet pussy under my tongue,i like to play with it to feel the excitation going up,i like to put my tongue in to penetrate this lovely hole, so yes i lik eto lick to eat to bite pussy.
I can't understand why a man wouldn't want to feast on a well maintained pussy. Personally I love doing it, especially when your efforts are generally recipricated. But then again the post could be why do some women not live giving head. Guess it's an individual thing...........you'll just have to keep looking until you find someone who does.
Oh, Duh, I'm evade. 
