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C Cup
Member No.: 10405 Posts: 780 Joined: 09/2005
▫ Jan 21 2006, 05:06 Post #61
QUOTE(johnny wadd)
I take these pills that numb out my third leg so I dont blow for a while, I can handle saving it for my Peter North impression.Its fun watching her block her face with her hands.

i need these pills lol. Anyways, I've actually gone about 6 weeks without touching myself because i wanted to see if i could do it....honestly i think it's unhealthy not to masturbate...but i think i'm gettin tired of my hand. Do any of the guys have any vagina todays, what u think about those?
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Melon Master
Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Jan 21 2006, 05:18 Post #62
regular ejaculation actualy decreses the risk prostate cancer!!!

So as you could imagine.... I am almost no chance of ever contracting that disease!!!! :P :whatever:
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Double D's
Member No.: 6968 Posts: 2,768 Joined: 04/2005
▫ Jan 21 2006, 06:01 Post #63
yeah....but doesnt anal sex also increase the chances of ass cancer??? if thats so....better get your ass checked! :D

oh yeah...if your having that much trouble making your breasts bigger, just play with em more! :D
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Melon Master
Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Jan 21 2006, 06:15 Post #64
QUOTE(Narazbad)
yeah....but doesnt anal sex also increase the chances of ass cancer??? if thats so....better get your ass checked! :D
oh yeah...if your having that much trouble making your breasts bigger, just play with em more! :D


ass cancer.... I didn't know there was such a thing???

I better stop having anal sex with all those women! :P
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Double D's
Member No.: 12556 Posts: 3,164 Joined: 01/2006
▫ Jan 21 2006, 06:32 Post #65
Yeah there is cancer in the ass. WOuld suck to have to have your ass probed all the time.
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Member No.: 12859 Posts: 752 Joined: 01/2006
▫ Jan 21 2006, 06:41 Post #66
QUOTE(Hardabs)
i need these pills lol. Anyways, I've actually gone about 6 weeks without touching myself because i wanted to see if i could do it....honestly i think it's unhealthy not to masturbate...but i think i'm gettin tired of my hand. Do any of the guys have any vagina todays, what u think about those?

They arent prescribed as pecker dulling pills but it is one of the side effects. sometimes it works out really well.
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Melon Master
Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Jan 23 2006, 16:32 Post #67
QUOTE(Hardabs)
Do any of the guys have any vagina todays, what u think about those?


I think jrock may have a vagina :lol:
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Double D's
Member No.: 8319 Posts: 3,546 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Jan 23 2006, 17:35 Post #68
QUOTE(Gnappster)
I think jrock may have a vagina  :lol:


well my g/f has one that i get to use rather frequently... does that count? :unsure: :P
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Melon Master
Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Jan 24 2006, 04:52 Post #69
QUOTE(Gnappster)
I think jrock may have a vagina  :lol:


for once I am glad I am not the punchline in your jokes Gnappy....

QUOTE(jrock8)
well my g/f has one that i get to use rather frequently... does that count?  :unsure:   :P


nice comeback :thumbup:

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