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Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Jan 17 2006, 04:09 Post #41

QUOTE(Gnappster)

haha, so true...i'm watching porn thinking "this is the best, dirtiest stuff on earth! I could watch this all day!" Then I bust a nut and I'm like, "this acting is horrible, there are more holes in the plot than a piece of swiss cheese! What channel is the hockey ganme on?" Then like an hour later I am searching for the porn again lol.

it is like you have seen into every living man's life!

Im always saying the same thing... "great porno, damn I could watch this on loop".... nut busted...." fuck she isn't even that good looking, fuck I have to clean up this mess now, Im fucking hungry.... and what time does the footy start?"

Double D's

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▫ Jan 17 2006, 08:22 Post #42

i go to games afterwards.......*shit i wanna kill some guys....*

C Cup

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▫ Jan 18 2006, 01:06 Post #43

QUOTE(bondiguy)

it is like you have seen into every living man's life!

Im always saying the same thing... "great porno, damn I could watch this on loop".... nut busted...." fuck she isn't even that good looking, fuck I have to clean up this mess now, Im fucking hungry.... and what time does the footy start?"

holy shit that is so funny...i thought i was the only one who felt like this. After i bust, my attitude turns to stank.

Melon Master

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▫ Jan 18 2006, 05:51 Post #44

dude... its a male thing... there are millions like us!

C Cup

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▫ Jan 19 2006, 00:52 Post #45

QUOTE(bondiguy)

dude... its a male thing... there are millions like us!

i wish i had the ability to bust 2-3 times in one session...i would never leave the house.

Double D's

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▫ Jan 19 2006, 07:49 Post #46

again..thats a male thing...there are millions like that

Melon Master

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▫ Jan 19 2006, 10:11 Post #47

QUOTE(Hardabs)

i wish i had the ability to bust 2-3 times in one session...i would never leave the house.

Yes... females really do rub it in don't they? My girl can pop one out 6-7 times within minutes and is still gagging for more! :blink:

:blink:

Double D's

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▫ Jan 19 2006, 21:24 Post #48

within minutes???? id rather they were a little farther apart than that....

Melon Master

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▫ Jan 19 2006, 21:27 Post #49

QUOTE(Narazbad)

within minutes???? id rather they were a little farther apart than that....

why? that should give you more than ample time to get off

Double D's

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▫ Jan 20 2006, 03:22 Post #50

bah.....asshole.....too sick and drugged up to make a comeback....just.....bitch

Double D's

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▫ Jan 20 2006, 05:55 Post #51

QUOTE(Narazbad)

bah.....asshole.....too sick and drugged up to make a comeback....just.....bitch

...sick and drugged up... and yet this still seems like the classic naraz comeback... i don't see a difference :unsure:

:unsure:

:nahnah:

Melon Master

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▫ Jan 20 2006, 11:25 Post #52

QUOTE(jrock8)

...sick and drugged up... and yet this still seems like the classic naraz comeback... i don't see a difference :unsure:

:unsure:

:nahnah:

I thought he was always drugged up!

Guess the sickness does not alter his brain capacity!

C Cup

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▫ Jan 20 2006, 20:01 Post #53

If I may add a comment of my own.I have actually try to go without the masturbation for the last year.Its not that I am training to be a Monk or anything.I noticed and I dont know if its just me cause I dont discuss the subject much,when I go without for a few days and then when I do "get down to business" I get some Peter North,hit the ceiling cum shots.I've actually shocked myself somedays at how much comes out. :crazydude:

:crazydude:

maybe I'm nuts? I know if I wasnt getting Laid this method sure as hell wouldnt work.

Double D's

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▫ Jan 20 2006, 20:38 Post #54

QUOTE(johnny wadd)

If I may add a comment of my own.I have actually try to go without the masturbation for the last year.Its not that I am training to be a Monk or anything.I noticed and I dont know if its just me cause I dont discuss the subject much,when I go without for a few days and then when I do "get down to business" I get some Peter North,hit the ceiling cum shots.I've actually shocked myself somedays at how much comes out. :crazydude:

:crazydude:

maybe I'm nuts? I know if I wasnt getting Laid this method sure as hell wouldnt work.

...although then you run the opposite risk of shooting your load right after you get in her b/c you've gone w/out for so long... ahh, such are the tough questions of life

(oh, and yes, i know i have the mentality of a 5th-grader, but for some reason the phrase "maybe i'm nuts" in this context made me laugh)

Melon Master

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▫ Jan 20 2006, 21:00 Post #55

QUOTE(jrock8)

...although then you run the opposite risk of shooting your load right after you get in her b/c you've gone w/out for so long... ahh, such are the tough questions of life

(oh, and yes, i know i have the mentality of a 5th-grader, but for some reason the phrase "maybe i'm nuts" in this context made me laugh)

I'd rather just masturbate and and use that stuff that used to be be advertised on the front page that makes you cum like a geyser. I think it was Semenex. I bet it works too! lol

and jrock, that was more like 6th grade humour, and yes, I did laugh at it too.

Melon Master

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▫ Jan 20 2006, 21:54 Post #56

I find that if I go 3-4 days without anything I also do Peter North proud in the ejaculation department....

oh and Gnappy.....that semenex would probably work as good as those Penis growth pills you are taking, the ones you got an email about, everyday, for the past 7 years!!!!!!!!!!!

Melon Master

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▫ Jan 20 2006, 21:59 Post #57

QUOTE(bondiguy)

oh and Gnappy.....that semenex would probably work as good as those Penis growth pills you are taking, the ones you got an email about, everyday, for the past 7 years!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah quit forwarding me that shit! your before and after testimonials of going from 2.5 to 3 inches have not swayed my opinion.

Double D's

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▫ Jan 20 2006, 22:01 Post #58

QUOTE(Gnappster)

yeah quit forwarding me that shit! your before and after testimonials of going from 2.5 to 3 inches have not swayed my opinion.

Melon Master

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▫ Jan 20 2006, 22:09 Post #59

QUOTE(Gnappster)

yeah quit forwarding me that shit! your before and after testimonials of going from 2.5 to 3 inches have not swayed my opinion.

deal.... so long as you start forwarding me those emails about breast enlargement creams!

C Cup

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▫ Jan 21 2006, 00:53 Post #60

I take these pills that numb out my third leg so I dont blow for a while, I can handle saving it for my Peter North impression.Its fun watching her block her face with her hands.

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