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Member No.: 1103 Posts: 20 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Sep 29 2006, 06:23 Post #361
QUOTE(Gnappster)
Often helped out by alcohol  :cheers:


I've known guys that find alcohol just as handy a tool as duct tape!
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▫ Sep 29 2006, 06:24 Post #362
QUOTE(laura)
I've known guys that find alcohol just as handy a tool as duct tape!


And with that I go from "training bra" to "A cup". I'm very proud.
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Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Sep 29 2006, 07:05 Post #363
QUOTE(Gnappster)
Often helped out by alcohol  :cheers:


and how :cheers:
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Member No.: 17986 Posts: 22 Joined: 09/2006
▫ Oct 3 2006, 01:16 Post #364
Umm.... about 34 ... I think... there've been some wild parties. That's all i can say..

I've never been called a whore or a slut, so i guess thats a good sign.
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▫ Oct 3 2006, 02:16 Post #365
QUOTE(Naughtykittekat)
Umm....    about 34 ...  I think...  there've been some wild parties.    That's all i can say.. 

I've never been called a whore or a slut, so i guess thats a good sign.


Ain't nothing wrong with knowing what you want and getting it. Who wants to fly with a new pilot anyway. Give me the experienced one every time :2thumbsup: .
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Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Oct 3 2006, 08:35 Post #366
QUOTE(Naughtykittekat)
Umm....    about 34 ...  I think...  there've been some wild parties.    That's all i can say.. 

I've never been called a whore or a slut, so i guess thats a good sign.


Whore :P

Just wanted to break your cherry
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Member No.: 17972 Posts: 60 Joined: 09/2006
▫ Oct 4 2006, 06:54 Post #367
1 person
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Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Oct 4 2006, 20:22 Post #368
QUOTE(AlphaOmega)
1 person

I hate to be the one to break the news to you, but drawing a little face on your hand doesn't count. :wacko:
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Member No.: 17840 Posts: 317 Joined: 09/2006
▫ Oct 4 2006, 20:29 Post #369
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
I hate to be the one to break the news to you, but drawing a little face on your hand doesn't count. :wacko:


lmao
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Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Oct 4 2006, 20:38 Post #370
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
I hate to be the one to break the news to you, but drawing a little face on your hand doesn't count. :wacko:


what about if you make them a wig and give them a name?
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▫ Oct 4 2006, 21:05 Post #371
QUOTE(Gnappster)
what about if you make them a wig and give them a name?

oh, well in that case it's a real person, of course. :wacko:
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Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Oct 4 2006, 21:13 Post #372
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
oh, well in that case it's a real person, of course. :wacko:


what if you use a store manequin's hand? or a crach test dummy? or one of those CPR practising dummies?
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▫ Oct 4 2006, 21:25 Post #373
QUOTE(Gnappster)
what if you use a store manequin's hand? or a crach test dummy? or one of those CPR practising dummies?

no on the manequin.
Crash-test dummy, yes. Also good for road head.
CPR dummies: Yes, despite having no legs they really do get around. conquering one of those sluts is easier than burnin' naraz.
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Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Oct 4 2006, 21:35 Post #374
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
no on the manequin.
Crash-test dummy, yes.  Also good for road head.
CPR dummies: Yes, despite having no legs they really do get around.  conquering one of those sluts is easier than burnin' naraz.


I call her domonique :thumbup:
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▫ Oct 4 2006, 21:43 Post #375
QUOTE(Gnappster)
I call her domonique  :thumbup:

that bitch. She told me her name was ivana humpalot
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▫ Oct 4 2006, 21:48 Post #376
Lol... What am I going to do my reputation its ruined.. Kidding

What about an orange?? (Don't ask why I'm asking....) Does it count?
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▫ Oct 4 2006, 21:54 Post #377
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
that bitch.  She told me her name was ivana humpalot


you're probably thinking of this dude. he looks different in a wig.
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▫ Oct 4 2006, 22:03 Post #378
QUOTE(Gnappster)
you're probably thinking of this dude. he looks different in a wig.

Nah, that was naraz who hooked up with that dude. He did say he was impressed with the three mouths technique.
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▫ Oct 4 2006, 22:04 Post #379
QUOTE(Naughtykittekat)
Lol... What am I going to do my reputation  its ruined..   Kidding

What about an orange??  (Don't ask why I'm asking....)  Does it count?

nope. But it sure has a handle on the ABCs
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▫ Oct 5 2006, 05:50 Post #380
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
I hate to be the one to break the news to you, but drawing a little face on your hand doesn't count. :wacko:


well knock 5 off my tally :P

QUOTE(Naughtykittekat)
Lol... What am I going to do my reputation  its ruined..   Kidding

What about an orange??  (Don't ask why I'm asking....)  Does it count?


An orange yes, as it once lived.... an Apple Pie.... NO :P
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