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▫ Jul 13 2006, 17:46 Post #321
QUOTE(Gnappster)
and you don't pay them for sex. you reimburse them for their good company.

So how many numbers on cards you were given when walking the strip in vegas did you call :P
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▫ Jul 13 2006, 17:56 Post #322
QUOTE(Cutie_Pie)
So how many numbers on cards you were given when walking the strip in vegas did you call :P


sheeeeeit, I collected em!
I got probably at least 60 different cards and lots of doubles.

Funny story, we were drinking those giant margaritas from Fat Tuesdays that they make with 151 rum and we opted for the extra shots of rum. Anyway we were really pissed and we were walking down the Strip collecting cards that they so freely hand out. Anyway this one dude had a stack of cards but he wasn't handing em out as he was talking to his friends, taking a break or whatever and my wife walks up and grabs a bunch of cards right out of his hands. He was like, "Holy shit, that's a first!" It's usually the other way around.

I didn't call any numbers cuz I read the "truth" about it in the Maxim I was reading on the plane.
That is all®
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▫ Jul 13 2006, 19:22 Post #323
QUOTE(Gnappster)
sheeeeeit, I collected em!
I got probably at least 60 different cards and lots of doubles.

Funny story, we were drinking those giant margaritas from Fat Tuesdays that they make with 151 rum and we opted for the extra shots of rum. Anyway we were really pissed and we were walking down the Strip collecting cards that they so freely hand out. Anyway this one dude had a stack of cards but he wasn't handing em out as he was talking to his friends, taking a break or whatever and my wife walks up and grabs a bunch of cards right out of his hands. He was like, "Holy shit, that's a first!" It's usually the other way around.

I didn't call any numbers cuz I read the "truth" about it in the Maxim I was reading on the plane.
That is all®


enlighten me with the "truth".
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▫ Jul 13 2006, 19:26 Post #324
QUOTE(natalie)
enlighten me with the "truth".


Yes enlighten us all :drama:
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▫ Jul 13 2006, 19:29 Post #325
QUOTE(natalie)
enlighten me with the "truth".


well they girls on the cards are advertised as $39 special.
well they aren't strippers, they're hookers, they don't look like the girls on the cards, they want $1500 and if you want a more economical option they will send one from the bottom of the barrel collection.
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▫ Jul 13 2006, 20:11 Post #326
QUOTE(Gnappster)
well they girls on the cards are advertised as $39 special.
well they aren't strippers, they're hookers, they don't look like the girls on the cards, they want $1500 and if you want a more economical option they will send one from the bottom of the barrel collection.


Are you sure you didn't find out the hard way and that's how you really lost your money? But come on now, ugly just means get a blowjob with yuo standing up so you don't have to look at her. :nahnah:
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▫ Jul 13 2006, 20:27 Post #327
QUOTE(natalie)
Are you sure you didn't find out the hard way and that's how you really lost your money? But come on now, ugly just means get a blowjob with yuo standing up so you don't have to look at her. :nahnah:


A blowjob is a blowjob......right :P
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▫ Jul 13 2006, 20:27 Post #328
QUOTE(natalie)
Are you sure you didn't find out the hard way and that's how you really lost your money? But come on now, ugly just means get a blowjob with yuo standing up so you don't have to look at her. :nahnah:


you think just like a guy. :P
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▫ Jul 14 2006, 05:31 Post #329
QUOTE(Gnappster)
and you don't pay them for sex. you reimburse them for their good company.


Ahh i see you know what I am talking about? :lol:

What Tequila did they use in their Margaritas??? I love a good Margarita
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▫ Jul 14 2006, 05:32 Post #330
QUOTE(Gnappster)
and you don't pay them for sex. you reimburse them for their good company.


Ahh i see you know what I am talking about? :lol:

What Tequila did they use in their Margaritas??? I love a good Margarita
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▫ Jul 14 2006, 07:12 Post #331
QUOTE(Gnappster)
sheeeeeit, I collected em!
I got probably at least 60 different cards and lots of doubles.

Funny story, we were drinking those giant margaritas from Fat Tuesdays that they make with 151 rum and we opted for the extra shots of rum. Anyway we were really pissed and we were walking down the Strip collecting cards that they so freely hand out. Anyway this one dude had a stack of cards but he wasn't handing em out as he was talking to his friends, taking a break or whatever and my wife walks up and grabs a bunch of cards right out of his hands. He was like, "Holy shit, that's a first!" It's usually the other way around.

I didn't call any numbers cuz I read the "truth" about it in the Maxim I was reading on the plane.
That is all®

HAHA well the truth is pretty obvious if you could get hot horny ladies that cheap men wouldnt' bother getting married they would all live in vegas.

One of those guys flippen the cards almost got punched in the nose when I was there, he literally had shoved his fave like 1 inch from my tits had I not pulled away and pushed his head away. It was all of a sudden when I was walking with my friend down the strip and I was already in a mood from almost knocking some other broad out on the bus. BUt I went to grab the card and he did a doubletake and tried to plant his face in my tits.

I know this is NOT the place to get sympathy regarding it though HAHA

Did you visit any strip clubs there??
We went to one it was really upscale in there certain aread you had to buy 2 bottles of 350 dollar champaign to sit in. But like all the chics were really hot in there you had like 30 of them on the floors walking around in there panties all with like supermodel bodies.
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▫ Jul 14 2006, 08:02 Post #332
QUOTE(Cutie_Pie)
Did you visit any strip clubs there??
We went to one it was really upscale in there certain aread you had to buy 2 bottles of 350 dollar champaign to sit in. But like all the chics were really hot in there you had like 30 of them on the floors walking around in there panties all with like supermodel bodies.


Was it called Heaven? :P
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▫ Jul 14 2006, 10:58 Post #333
I'm not a gambler but I think I need to go to Vegas..... :blink:
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▫ Jul 14 2006, 15:51 Post #334
QUOTE(Cutie_Pie)
HAHA well the truth is pretty obvious if you could get hot horny ladies that cheap men wouldnt' bother getting married they would all live in vegas.
One of those guys flippen the cards almost got punched in the nose when I was there, he literally had shoved his fave like 1 inch from my tits had I not pulled away and pushed his head away. It was all of a sudden when I was walking with my friend down the strip and I was already in a mood from almost knocking some other broad out on the bus. BUt I went to grab the card and he did a doubletake and tried to plant his face in my tits.

I know this is NOT the place to get sympathy regarding it though HAHA
Did you visit any strip clubs there??
We went to one it was really upscale in there certain aread you had to buy 2 bottles of 350 dollar champaign to sit in. But like all the chics were really hot in there you had like 30 of them on the floors walking around in there panties all with like supermodel bodies.


Cut the guy some slack, he probably just wanted a face full of tits. Can you really blame a guy for that? :P
I thought I saw a pic on the bus that looked like you. It said, "Do not let this woman on the bus!" :lol:

Sadly, we never hit any strip clubs. Any ones that were even close to the strip were attrociously expensive to go to. I coulda convinced my wife to go to one but not if it was gonna break the bank to do so.
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▫ Jul 14 2006, 19:53 Post #335
QUOTE(Gnappster)
Cut the guy some slack, he probably just wanted a face full of tits. Can you really blame a guy for that?  :P
I thought I saw a pic on the bus that looked like you. It said, "Do not let this woman on the bus!"  :lol:

Sadly, we never hit any strip clubs. Any ones that were even close to the strip were attrociously expensive to go to. I coulda convinced my wife to go to one but not if it was gonna break the bank to do so.

my wife and I go to vegas every winter , we usally stay at the flamingo , this last spring we took some friends with us and went to the strip club called The Olympic gardens , great place , costs 20 for the men to get in and the women are free ,drinks are basically 5 a piece and lap dances are very touchy feely for 20 .. the women can also go upstairs were they have male strippers on some nights and have a little fun therselves .. If you guys ever go back stop there its a good time ... and stop at the new planet hollywood casino , I bought several shares in it while I was there , its in the old alladin ..
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▫ Jul 14 2006, 22:27 Post #336
QUOTE(ddd35)
my wife and I go to vegas every winter , we usally stay at the  flamingo , this last spring we took some friends with us  and  went to the strip club called  The Olympic gardens , great place , costs 20 for the men to get in and the women are free ,drinks are basically 5 a piece and lap dances are very touchy feely for 20 .. the women can also go upstairs were they have male strippers on some nights and have a little fun therselves .. If you guys ever go back  stop there  its a good time ...     and stop at the new planet hollywood casino , I bought  several shares in it while I was there , its in the old   alladin ..

Why the hell would I pay for a lap dance if the women are free?? :lol: Anyway. I'm so there dude.
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▫ Jul 14 2006, 22:34 Post #337
QUOTE(ddd35)
my wife and I go to vegas every winter , we usally stay at the  flamingo , this last spring we took some friends with us  and  went to the strip club called  The Olympic gardens , great place , costs 20 for the men to get in and the women are free ,drinks are basically 5 a piece and lap dances are very touchy feely for 20 .. the women can also go upstairs were they have male strippers on some nights and have a little fun therselves .. If you guys ever go back  stop there  its a good time ...     and stop at the new planet hollywood casino , I bought  several shares in it while I was there , its in the old   alladin ..


I'll have to check it out when I go back.

Flamingo is a pretty nice place, not too expensive yet not a dump.
New Planet Holloywood casino was still under construction when I was there.
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▫ Jul 14 2006, 23:16 Post #338
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Why the hell would I pay for a lap dance if the women are free??  :lol:   Anyway.  I'm so there dude.


Hey-Oh! :lol:
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▫ Jul 14 2006, 23:39 Post #339
HAHAHA I believe it Gnappy the whole fight was funny this lady was way out of line and pissed off at me when she should have been mad at the bus driver. We all were waiting, 2 buses passed full and we all saw the bus coming so we lined up and there was this lady and about 6 -10 people ahead of me well the bus driver stopped before the stop in front of me I went to back up to let the others on first and he looked at me and said go ahead and come on hon, I was with about 6 people at that time and they were like well go and this lady FREAKS out. So needless to say I had to put her in her place.

We went to the Spirit Rhino, they are VERY touchy at least on the woman a girl bought me a dance and the gal was like all over me, I was actualy very uncomfortable I think I needed a few more drinks. The drinks were about 15 a pop I think us girls got in free. the lap dance was 20 bucks.
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▫ Aug 16 2006, 01:50 Post #340
Hey what about me?... HAHAHAHA

QUOTE(fellatiofiend18)
EDIT: hopefully at least once with a black guy and at LEAST once with AF!!!!! mmmmmmmmm  :letsfuck:

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