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C Cup

Member No.: 11393 Posts: 903 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Dec 18 2005, 07:56 Post #1

So here I am, Sunday afternoon, bored shitless.

No-one is posting, none of my contacts are online (yahoo, msn, or ICQ), my other half is in the next state, and I've already searched the boards three times over.

So now what should I do? What do you do in cases like this?

B Cup

Member No.: 1740 Posts: 244 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Dec 18 2005, 09:22 Post #2

I thought every Aussie but me spent Sundays watching sports? :unsure:

:unsure:

Could always go out and run riot for a bit... I know a couple blokes over in that part who always manage to find something to entertain themselves, their mates, and the local paramedics for a few hours.

Just avoid the urge to do anything outside for a few hours without a shirt on - my shoulders are still feeling the sting from painting my case.

-Jak

C Cup

Member No.: 11393 Posts: 903 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Dec 18 2005, 09:26 Post #3

QUOTE(Avvilimento)

I thought every Aussie but me spent Sundays watching sports? :unsure:

:unsure:

Could always go out and run riot for a bit... I know a couple blokes over in that part who always manage to find something to entertain themselves, their mates, and the local paramedics for a few hours.

Just avoid the urge to do anything outside for a few hours without a shirt on - my shoulders are still feeling the sting from painting my case.

-Jak

Trouble is, only been this way for a year and I don't know anyone. Sports suck, and I don't drink that much.

God I'm boring... Oh and Lazy... and I don't have the body to do anything outside without a shirt... hehe

Now I sound like a sook... sorry.

B Cup

Member No.: 1740 Posts: 244 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Dec 18 2005, 09:34 Post #4

Hahaha S'all good, mate.

Trust me when I say that the Australian male has nothing to worry about going outside without a shirt. Doesn't seem to matter what size or shape you are, no-one minds you strutting your stuff down a main street with a pair of old Stubbies and some thongs.

I'm hardly the image of male perfection (my profile pics are about a year old now), but when you have two acres surrounded by trees no-one gets hurt.

Sounds to me, though, like it's time for some videogames for the Ratt :silvio:

:silvio:

, or perhaps a DVD. And, if all else fails, maybe perusing some of the RMM archives - some beauties in there, if I recall.

-Jak

C Cup

Member No.: 11393 Posts: 903 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Dec 18 2005, 09:44 Post #5

QUOTE(Avvilimento)

Hahaha S'all good, mate.

Trust me when I say that the Australian male has nothing to worry about going outside without a shirt. Doesn't seem to matter what size or shape you are, no-one minds you strutting your stuff down a main street with a pair of old Stubbies and some thongs.

I'm hardly the image of male perfection (my profile pics are about a year old now), but when you have two acres surrounded by trees no-one gets hurt.

Sounds to me, though, like it's time for some videogames for the Ratt :silvio:

:silvio:

, or perhaps a DVD. And, if all else fails, maybe perusing some of the RMM archives - some beauties in there, if I recall.

-Jak

Yeah all good points.

But the whole stubbies and thongs thing is a no-go. I said to my other half I would turn up to our wedding in traditional Aussie outift - stubbies, plastic thongs and a blue tuckie singlet, and she said you do, I'll turn around.

And the whole videogame thing works, but I'm going interstate in 4 days and leant it out, and my PS2 also acts as my DVD player. Oh; and there's crap all on free to air and foxtel...

Archives; here I come...

B Cup

Member No.: 1740 Posts: 244 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Dec 18 2005, 09:48 Post #6

Good luck to you, mate. As for me, I'm off to get some eats - later man!

-Jak

C Cup

Member No.: 11393 Posts: 903 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Dec 18 2005, 09:50 Post #7

QUOTE(Avvilimento)

Good luck to you, mate. As for me, I'm off to get some eats - later man!

-Jak

Cheers for the insight... AVA Good'un

C Cup

Member No.: 10581 Posts: 620 Joined: 09/2005

▫ Dec 18 2005, 17:49 Post #8

I could listent to you two talk all day! But I have a few questions, what are stubbies and a 'blue tuckie singlet'? Just curious. When I get really bored, I go read a book, but then I do that no matter what!

Double D's

Member No.: 1473 Posts: 4,126 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Dec 18 2005, 20:46 Post #9

well ive just spent the better part of my morning fucking... which ended up in a big load going down my wifes throat!!!!

good day mates!

C Cup

Member No.: 10510 Posts: 622 Joined: 09/2005

▫ Dec 18 2005, 22:15 Post #10

While my Sunday has been nowhere near as enjoyable as Puppet's, I've been busy wrapping gifts and watching football. Not too shabby.

Double D's

Member No.: 1473 Posts: 4,126 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Dec 18 2005, 22:22 Post #11

can't argue with that

C Cup

Member No.: 10510 Posts: 622 Joined: 09/2005

▫ Dec 18 2005, 22:24 Post #12

QUOTE(Puppet)

can't argue with that

Let me know if ya wanna switch places for a weekend.

Double D's

Member No.: 1473 Posts: 4,126 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Dec 18 2005, 22:38 Post #13

you know.. i think im good here

Double D's

Member No.: 8319 Posts: 3,546 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Dec 19 2005, 06:18 Post #14

QUOTE(Puppet)

well ive just spent the better part of my morning fucking... which ended up in a big load going down my wifes throat!!!!

good day mates!

what a coincidence, puppet... i did the exact same thing... well, not with your wife, but my woman... it was a good day indeed

C Cup

Member No.: 11393 Posts: 903 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Dec 19 2005, 06:52 Post #15

You guys are mongrels... My better half is interstate...

Now for a lesson in Australian...

Stubbies: Little shorts known throughout this big sunburnt land...

Blue Truckie singlet: Cotton singlet that is cheap as fuck and not at all flattering. Often seen with stubbies and plastic thongs.

Plastic Thongs: Cheap summer footwear worn throughout this wide brown land.

Double D's

Member No.: 1473 Posts: 4,126 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Dec 19 2005, 08:05 Post #16

We don't wear those things here! So in retrospect it don't matter..

C Cup

Member No.: 11393 Posts: 903 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Dec 19 2005, 09:59 Post #17

QUOTE(Puppet)

We don't wear those things here! So in retrospect it don't matter..

In the whole "It's not here so it don't exist" scheme of things; I guess you're right...

Double D's

Member No.: 1473 Posts: 4,126 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Dec 20 2005, 02:03 Post #18

Its the american way!

LOL..

C Cup

Member No.: 10581 Posts: 620 Joined: 09/2005

▫ Dec 20 2005, 16:03 Post #19

QUOTE(Ratt)

You guys are mongrels... My better half is interstate...

Now for a lesson in Australian...

Stubbies: Little shorts known throughout this big sunburnt land...

Blue Truckie singlet: Cotton singlet that is cheap as fuck and not at all flattering. Often seen with stubbies and plastic thongs.

Plastic Thongs: Cheap summer footwear worn throughout this wide brown land.

Thank you.

That would be so funny if you wore that to your wedding!

Double D's

Member No.: 1473 Posts: 4,126 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Dec 21 2005, 02:56 Post #20

I wore a Dog choker chain to my wedding.. Im essentric ..

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