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▫ Nov 22 2005, 00:15 Post #61
no time for oprah... :( I need to get tivo!
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▫ Nov 22 2005, 03:15 Post #62
QUOTE(hott1976)
no time for oprah... 

And Oprah has no time for you. :P
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▫ Nov 22 2005, 06:06 Post #63
QUOTE(closeup)
And Oprah has no time for you. :P


closeup, bite your tongue... EVERYONE has time for hott... ESPECIALLY on her birthday :eatme:
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▫ Nov 22 2005, 07:53 Post #64
QUOTE(Kiana)
bullshit...any pussy that smells like raw fish needs to be put out of its misery

sounds like antibiotics wouldn't hurt either!
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▫ Nov 22 2005, 15:43 Post #65
QUOTE(bustobabe)
sounds like antibiotics wouldn't hurt either!

:roflmao:
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▫ Nov 22 2005, 20:50 Post #66
How do you tell a girl that you gag when she opens up the vagina :unsure:
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▫ Nov 22 2005, 21:50 Post #67
QUOTE(Hardabs)
How do you tell a girl that you gag when she opens up the vagina :unsure:


doesn't the gagging sound give it away? :unsure:
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▫ Nov 22 2005, 21:56 Post #68
QUOTE(jrock8)
doesn't the gagging sound give it away?  :unsure:

You're assuming she's awake. :blink:
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▫ Nov 22 2005, 22:01 Post #69
QUOTE(closeup)
You're assuming she's awake. :blink:


or alive :lol:
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▫ Nov 22 2005, 22:04 Post #70
QUOTE(Gnappster)
or alive  :lol:

:puke: umm, yeah... as incredible as it could be, i think that might've actually crossed the line, lol
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▫ Nov 22 2005, 22:10 Post #71
QUOTE(jrock8)
:puke:   umm, yeah... as incredible as it could be, i think that might've actually crossed the line, lol

And that's saying quite a bit. First CMans boobs then this.
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▫ Nov 22 2005, 22:16 Post #72
QUOTE(jrock8)
closeup, bite your tongue... EVERYONE has time for hott...  ESPECIALLY on her birthday :eatme:

If I had Oprahs' cash, I'd buy two of Hott. I'd keep one in reserve after the first wore out. It would be sort of like the way you would buy an extra battery for your cordless drill, when one runs down, you'd have a fresh one. Hope you enjoyed your birthday sweety. :P
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▫ Nov 22 2005, 22:21 Post #73
QUOTE(closeup)
If I had Oprahs' cash, I'd buy two of Hott. I'd keep one in reserve after the first wore out. It would be sort of like the way you would buy an extra battery for your cordless drill, when one runs down, you'd have a fresh one. Hope you enjoyed your birthday sweety. :P


umm, have you seen her body closeup? i think she'd wear any guy out and barely break a sweat...

i don't know this for certain, mind you... but i'm willing to be proved wrong hott :letsfuck:
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▫ Nov 22 2005, 22:35 Post #74
QUOTE(jrock8)
umm, have you seen her body closeup?  i think she'd wear any guy out and barely break a sweat...

i don't know this for certain, mind you... but i'm willing to be proved wrong hott  :letsfuck:

I have no doubt she has the stanima of a trained athlete, but I know I could make her break a sweat (When I tell her to run to the store after to buy a sixpack) Speaking of fakers, how do we know for sure that Hott isn't twins? Now there's a thought that will keep me up at night. :bonerfied:
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▫ Nov 23 2005, 14:15 Post #75
Hey hey hey...leave me out of the faker deal. And as far as stamina goes...i've been known to get on top and do the work! I like it that way...
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▫ Nov 23 2005, 14:47 Post #76
mornin' boys! :)
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▫ Nov 23 2005, 14:49 Post #77
QUOTE(hott1976)
Hey hey hey...leave me out of the faker deal.  And as far as stamina goes...i've been known to get on top and do the work!  I like it that way...

I no longer think.....I KNOW I LOVE you!!!! :bonerfied:
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▫ Nov 23 2005, 14:54 Post #78
(cheesy alert)
hott u must break into a big sweat, cus u've been running through my mind ahell of alot.
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▫ Nov 23 2005, 15:11 Post #79
QUOTE(hott1976)
mornin' boys!  :)

If there was a picture that went with this caption and I missed it, it's not going to be a good morning at all. :(
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▫ Nov 23 2005, 15:15 Post #80
no picture closeup...you didn't miss a thing. :)

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