The Monday Thread

Melon Master

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▫ Nov 21 2005, 18:30 Post #41

lol, reading this thread just screams bondi/naraz as i'm left thinking WTF?!

C Cup

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▫ Nov 21 2005, 19:57 Post #42

well it's a great end 2a cold and shit monday, sittin in the warm playin on tiger woods 2006 on me Xbox drinkin scrumpy cider and chattin 2u guys & girls.

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Training Bra

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▫ Nov 21 2005, 20:39 Post #43

Not sure how you all got off on such a tangent......but thought I should join in the fray.

By the way, any pussy that smells like fish needs a long hot bath...followed by a long hot tongue lashing.....followed by another long hot bath......followed by another....LOL

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C Cup

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▫ Nov 21 2005, 20:42 Post #44

bullshit...any pussy that smells like raw fish needs to be put out of its misery

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Double D's

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▫ Nov 21 2005, 20:42 Post #45

QUOTE(Kiana)

bullshit...any pussy that smells like raw fish needs to be put out of its misery

LMAO!!!

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Training Bra

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▫ Nov 21 2005, 20:49 Post #46

LOL..........touche Kiana.

Some of us just don't get enough pussy to be so discriminating. :bang:

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C Cup

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▫ Nov 21 2005, 21:02 Post #47

dude, if you can smell that shit from across the room when she drops her pants you need to be discriminating. Fucking RUN....

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Training Bra

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▫ Nov 21 2005, 21:08 Post #48

Your gettin' me all wrong Kiana. I'm no fan of the tuna suprize wafting through the room. The thought of it makes me gag.

BUT

The fact of the matter is that some pussies smell sweet....while other, well kept, cleanly shaved, pink, juicy pussies are more salty (ie. fishy). Not bad...not gagging... Just not sweet to the last drop, honey on my tongue SWEET!!!

And a pussy like that is easily salvaged with a quick bath. Ya get me?

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C Cup

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▫ Nov 21 2005, 21:20 Post #49

I got ya

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Double D's

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▫ Nov 21 2005, 22:29 Post #50

QUOTE(Kiana)

LMAO.....For real though, have you ever watched it? No one in there right mind wouldnt want to be on that show.

imagirlwatcher, when you finally get on that show you better take me.

The only way I'd sit thru an hour of her is if someone had a gun to my head (or hers). Isn't she all about eating the right diet and making sure you execise,yet she's around 260lbs herself? WTF!I don't know what Oprah's Favorite Thing might be, but I'd guess they're sold by the dozen and are full of jelly.

Holy Shit, Just me Nappy and Jrock, I guess it must be Oprah hour.

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Melon Master

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▫ Nov 21 2005, 22:44 Post #51

QUOTE(closeup)

The only way I'd sit thru an hour of her is if someone had a gun to my head (or hers). Isn't she all about eating the right diet and making sure you execise,yet she's around 260lbs herself? WTF!I don't know what Oprah's Favorite Thing might be, but I'd guess they're sold by the dozen and are full of jelly.
Holy Shit, Just me Nappy and Jrock, I guess it must be Oprah hour.

how many beers (or libations of your choice) would it take u to nail Oprah?

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Double D's

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▫ Nov 21 2005, 22:52 Post #52

QUOTE(Gnappster)

how many beers (or libations of your choice) would it take u to nail Oprah?

Well, she's worth close to a billion dollars. After paying for the bag, that leaves $999,999,999.50. Knock off a couple hundred so she can take the bus back to Chicago and that should about cover it.

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Melon Master

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▫ Nov 21 2005, 22:54 Post #53

money aside tho, say she was hitting on you at the club and you weren't going to get a cent out of the deal, just how inebriated would you need to be to tap that ass?

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Double D's

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▫ Nov 21 2005, 22:57 Post #54

That's a tough one. I'd obviously have to be too drunk to see. Maybe two beers and a gallon of paint thinner.

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Double D's

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▫ Nov 21 2005, 22:59 Post #55

QUOTE(closeup)

That's a tough one. I'd obviously have to be too drunk to see. Maybe two beers and a gallon of paint thinner.

Why Gnappy, I do beleive you have the hots for Oprah. Maybe YOU can be one of her Favorite Things.

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Melon Master

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▫ Nov 21 2005, 23:01 Post #56

yeah i'm thinking a bottle of jager, couple dozen beer and some industrial grade horse tranquilizers

oh wait, i just described my weekend :alc:

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Double D's

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▫ Nov 21 2005, 23:03 Post #57

Think I could talk her into posing for the ratings page of RMM is I offered her a Tootsie Roll?

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Melon Master

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▫ Nov 21 2005, 23:04 Post #58

QUOTE(closeup)

Why Gnappy, I do beleive you have the hots for Oprah. Maybe YOU can be one of her Favorite Things.

Well she probably couldn't resist my boyish good looks or timeless charm :whatever:

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Double D's

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▫ Nov 21 2005, 23:06 Post #59

She's considered a "Hometown Hero" in Chicago. Last time I was there I saw a flag with her ass on it waving from above City Hall. Jrock probably drives by it everyday.

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Double D's

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▫ Nov 21 2005, 23:10 Post #60

QUOTE(Gnappster)

Well she probably couldn't resist my boyish good looks or timeless charm :whatever:

Hasn't she been engaged to the same guy for like twenty years? You'd think with a billion dollars he'd be a little more enthused to take a trip to the alter. What's he know that we don't?

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