no..its actually true...ive always wanted it and never had it.....hell.......most girls dont even like to touch me...even girls ive dated...*sighs* oh well...*shrug*
no..its actually true...ive always wanted it and never had it.....hell.......most girls dont even like to touch me...even girls ive dated...*sighs* oh well...*shrug*
Thats true, usually women are the ones in love with cuddling. My girl adores it and dont get me wrong, it is great but men dont want to cuddle 24 hours a day....
I almost missed that one. That's fucking hilarious.
Here's a little anecdote for you reading pleasure.
An ex-girlfriend of mine had a cat that had some fucked up medical things going on. the vet prescribed a type of steroid. Well, we noticed some changes when that little guy was pumped full of testosterone. That little fucker would go to town on her stuffed animals and pretty much anything that was soft and a little furry. Sometimes we'd see a poor, innocent, violated little teddy bear in the front room and just knew what went down. OTher times we'd come home and catch the little fucker in the act, working it all over that little inanimate stuffed animal. He'd be howling and everything. It was fucking hilarious. If the cat saw you, he'd just look at you and keep pounding away. sick and twisted little fucker, I tell ya.
But there can't be any soft kissing while we're fucking or spanking my ass while we make love. I'm all about themes and pulling it together.
That is all.
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
I almost missed that one. That's fucking hilarious.
Here's a little anecdote for you reading pleasure.
An ex-girlfriend of mine had a cat that had some fucked up medical things going on. the vet prescribed a type of steroid. Well, we noticed some changes when that little guy was pumped full of testosterone. That little fucker would go to town on her stuffed animals and pretty much anything that was soft and a little furry. Sometimes we'd see a poor, innocent, violated little teddy bear in the front room and just knew what went down. OTher times we'd come home and catch the little fucker in the act, working it all over that little inanimate stuffed animal. He'd be howling and everything. It was fucking hilarious. If the cat saw you, he'd just look at you and keep pounding away. sick and twisted little fucker, I tell ya.
