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Double D's
Member No.: 8319 Posts: 3,546 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Sep 23 2005, 00:23 Post #101
QUOTE(sussed2)
Well that works out well then cause i have a thing for gay men  :thumbup:


sussed, i'm not gonna lie... i have definitely been hit on by my fair share of gay men in my life... i guess they appreciate someone who takes care of their body and like to look put together... and truth be told, it's actually kind of flattering (and really funny when you walk past a couple of guys and hear one of them go "damn!" lol)
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D Cup
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▫ Sep 23 2005, 01:34 Post #102
QUOTE(chelsey)
of course I meant 2 guys not @ that would be just wierd :crazydude:


Yup...2 guys is interesting!!
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Melon Master
Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Sep 23 2005, 05:46 Post #103
QUOTE(sweetnsexy)
Yup...2 guys is interesting!!


I have actually been involved in a 3some with 2 men also. Now before jrock and gnappy etc go all nuts with the gay comments, the other guy was a mate and at no stage did we touch each other. We were out one night and this girl would only hook up with us if it was both of us so she got the old double adapter/spit roast treatment... fun times were had by all!
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▫ Sep 23 2005, 15:36 Post #104
QUOTE(bondiguy)
I have actually been involved in a 3some with 2 men also. Now before jrock and gnappy etc go all nuts with the gay comments, the other guy was a mate and at no stage did we touch each other. We were out one night and this girl would only hook up with us if it was both of us so she got the old double adapter/spit roast treatment... fun times were had by all!


we call that a tag team where i'm from.

you didn't even spoon with your mate when you were done? :P
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▫ Sep 23 2005, 16:42 Post #105
QUOTE(Gnappster)
we call that a tag team where i'm from.

you didn't even spoon with your mate when you were done?  :P

:lol: :roflmao:
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Double D's
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▫ Sep 23 2005, 17:04 Post #106
QUOTE(bondiguy)
I have actually been involved in a 3some with 2 men also. Now before jrock and gnappy etc go all nuts with the gay comments, the other guy was a mate and at no stage did we touch each other. We were out one night and this girl would only hook up with us if it was both of us so she got the old double adapter/spit roast treatment... fun times were had by all!


bondi, no comments needed here... if the girl was up for a treatment like that, you know it had to be a wild time and i'm sure she knew what she was doing... so for that, all i have to offer is :cheers:
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▫ Sep 23 2005, 21:41 Post #107
QUOTE(jrock8)
bondi, no comments needed here... if the girl was up for a treatment like that, you know it had to be a wild time and i'm sure she knew what she was doing... so for that, all i have to offer is  :cheers:


Ah yes... it was a story that shall be passed down from generation to generation haha.

Gnappy... Tag team here is 2 guys, 1 girl, but the guys take turns of 'doing her' so to speak where a spit roast is as u can imagine, one guy at either end of a girl and.... well you knnow the rest
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▫ Sep 23 2005, 21:53 Post #108
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Ah yes... it was a story that shall be passed down from generation to generation haha.

Gnappy... Tag team here is 2 guys, 1 girl, but the guys take turns of 'doing her' so to speak where a spit roast is as u can imagine, one guy at either end of a girl and.... well you knnow the rest


HAHA, that's great, a split roast :roflmao:
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▫ Sep 23 2005, 22:03 Post #109
QUOTE(Gnappster)
HAHA, that's great, a split roast  :roflmao:


feel free to introduce that to the general vocab in America :2thumbsup:
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▫ Sep 23 2005, 22:15 Post #110
QUOTE(bondiguy)
feel free to introduce that to the general vocab in America :2thumbsup:


I will next time I visit America, I'm Canadian

ya fuckstick :wink:
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▫ Sep 23 2005, 22:25 Post #111
QUOTE(Gnappster)
I will next time I visit America, I'm Canadian
ya fuckstick  :wink:


Mu humble apologies...well introduce it to the Canadain vocab!
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▫ Sep 23 2005, 22:39 Post #112
QUOTE(Gnappster)
I will next time I visit America, I'm Canadian
ya fuckstick  :wink:


lol... and even if it doesn't, it looks like "fuckstick" is quickly catching on :thumbup:
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▫ Sep 23 2005, 22:43 Post #113
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Mu humble apologies...well introduce it to the Canadain vocab!


QUOTE(jrock8)
lol... and even if it doesn't, it looks like "fuckstick" is quickly catching on  :thumbup:


I'll make a point of excessiviely using "split roasting" a girl and fuckstick at the next family get together!
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▫ Sep 23 2005, 22:53 Post #114
Fuckstick is a great word used alot here in Aus, oh and Gnappy, just so you get it right in case there are aussies around it is spit roasting! As in pig on a spit, get the visual????
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▫ Sep 23 2005, 22:55 Post #115
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Fuckstick is a great word used alot here in Aus, oh and Gnappy, just so you get it right in case there are aussies around it is spit roasting! As in pig on a spit, get the visual????


...although i guess it could be "split" roasting... like splitting a board in half, lol

by the way, does anyone else think the visual of a woman w/a man at each end of her, actually rotating around like a pig on a spit, is completely HYSTERICAL? :lol:
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▫ Sep 23 2005, 22:58 Post #116
QUOTE(jrock8)
...although i guess it could be "split" roasting... like splitting a board in half, lol

by the way, does anyone else think the visual of a woman w/a man at each end of her, actually rotating around like a pig on a spit, is completely HYSTERICAL?  :lol:


Yes I do... that is why the saying is damn funny!
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▫ Sep 23 2005, 23:08 Post #117
QUOTE(jrock8)
...although i guess it could be "split" roasting... like splitting a board in half, lol

by the way, does anyone else think the visual of a woman w/a man at each end of her, actually rotating around like a pig on a spit, is completely HYSTERICAL?  :lol:


maybe cman could make an animated gif

and i apologize for bastardizing spit roasting. I think it's cuz at first I didn't know what the hell you mant by it, but splitting seemed to make the most sense so it stuck in my brain
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▫ Sep 23 2005, 23:10 Post #118
QUOTE(Gnappster)
maybe cman could make an animated gif

and i apologize for bastardizing spit roasting. I think it's cuz at first I didn't know what the hell you mant by it, but splitting seemed to make the most sense so it stuck in my brain


thats cool... just wanted you to have the correct terms and get the right visuals... the visual is half the joke I guess! haha

Now there is a gif I'd like to see haha :lol:
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C Cup
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▫ Sep 27 2005, 23:12 Post #119
Bondi, Jrock, Gnapp,

My hat is off to you guys. You guys crack me up. But could I suggest that we get back on topic?

Topic - Sussed is one of the guys.

Sub Topic - That makes us all gay. * Should we be planing a coming out party? :P
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Double D's
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▫ Sep 28 2005, 03:02 Post #120
shit i got a simple one....

falling asleep being held by someone *shrug*

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