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▫ Jul 19 2010, 02:08 Post #41
QUOTE(Burst_katana)
I LUV DOME :P

how would u know? u admitted your a virgin thus you've never gotten it
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▫ Jul 19 2010, 18:37 Post #42
QUOTE(theinfamousjax)
how would u know? u admitted your a virgin thus you've never gotten it


LOl Jax. I think we're gonna have a problem here... :huh:
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▫ Jul 19 2010, 23:19 Post #43
QUOTE(digitalnights)
LOl Jax.  I think we're gonna have a problem here... :huh:

i know....i think i might have to uncuff miss chickie long enough for her to deal with this guy
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▫ Jul 19 2010, 23:57 Post #44
SMH I AM A VIRGIN DICK MOUF.DAT DOEZNT MEAN I DIDNT GET MA DICK SUCKED ON :fuckoff:
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▫ Jul 20 2010, 01:28 Post #45
QUOTE(Burst_katana)
SMH I AM A VIRGIN DICK MOUF.DAT DOEZNT MEAN I DIDNT GET MA DICK SUCKED ON :fuckoff:


so you must have some pathetic dick if the girl refused to go any farther than sucking it. oh and capital letters aren't intimidating.
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▫ Jul 20 2010, 07:16 Post #46
QUOTE(Burst_katana)
SMH I AM A VIRGIN DICK MOUF.DAT DOEZNT MEAN I DIDNT GET MA DICK SUCKED ON :fuckoff:


How much did you pay for it?
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▫ Jul 20 2010, 08:09 Post #47
QUOTE(digitalnights)
How much did you pay for it?

Bam! :roflmao: :roflmao:
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▫ Jul 20 2010, 15:25 Post #48
QUOTE(Burst_katana)
SMH I AM A VIRGIN DICK MOUF.DAT DOEZNT MEAN I DIDNT GET MA DICK SUCKED ON :fuckoff:


your ma sucked on your dick :haha:
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▫ Jul 20 2010, 20:51 Post #49
U WHT BOYZ GOT JOKEZ I C.TELL YA MOMZ STP KOMIN TA DA KRIB TA SUK ON ME WEN UM SLEEPN
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▫ Jul 20 2010, 22:37 Post #50
QUOTE(Burst_katana)
U WHT BOYZ GOT JOKEZ I C.TELL YA MOMZ STP KOMIN TA DA KRIB TA SUK ON ME WEN UM SLEEPN


:crazydude: :blink: :crazydude: :blink: :blahblah:
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▫ Jul 21 2010, 01:09 Post #51
QUOTE(Burst_katana)
U WHT BOYZ GOT JOKEZ I C.TELL YA MOMZ STP KOMIN TA DA KRIB TA SUK ON ME WEN UM SLEEPN

dude she aint suckin your dick when your sleepin she's suckin it only in your dreams
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▫ Jul 21 2010, 01:14 Post #52
QUOTE(Burst_katana)
U WHT BOYZ GOT JOKEZ I C.TELL YA MOMZ STP KOMIN TA DA KRIB TA SUK ON ME WEN UM SLEEPN
Dude! That is so wrong, I don't have anything to add to it, so I'll just go back to watching "Deadliest Catch". :blink:
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▫ Jul 21 2010, 19:29 Post #53
QUOTE(Burst_katana)
U WHT BOYZ GOT JOKEZ I C.TELL YA MOMZ STP KOMIN TA DA KRIB TA SUK ON ME WEN UM SLEEPN


Ah we goin into the yo momma shit?

You're not smart enough to speak english let alone insult someone's momma. I bet yours tricked out and ended up with you! :fuckoff:
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▫ Jul 23 2010, 13:01 Post #54
THE Perfect Blowjob : Any blowjob that ends with a happy ending !! :P
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▫ Jul 25 2010, 15:34 Post #55
i consider this to be the "perfect blowjob"

click me

B)
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▫ Jul 25 2010, 20:48 Post #56
QUOTE(mrhorny281)
i consider this to be the "perfect blowjob"

click me

B)


:thumbup:
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▫ Jul 28 2010, 20:13 Post #57
QUOTE(mrhorny281)
i consider this to be the "perfect blowjob"

click me

B)


That's awesome, but i had to mute the volume.... I couldn't listen to it haha.... was turning my stomach :P
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▫ Sep 21 2010, 18:12 Post #58
QUOTE(digitalnights)
I have to say, Blowjobs aren't for me.  Not really into them.  Don't get me wrong, they are still fun, but I don't get off.  No one has been able to get me off giving a bj.


you live close to me, and i consider that a challenge.

every guy i have blown, has cum if i wanted him to (and yes, always down my throat) always wanted my boobies covered, but i get greedy at the end. the last guy actually yelled when he came, while practically ripping my hair out...i thought that was a pretty good sign.

my all time fave time to give a bj is right after he has been in me. and getting that dick so deep you can get your tongue to touch the balls is a cool feeling.

i wouldn't ever go so far as to say, "I give the perfect bj", because I know that I don't but i have had no complaints and i like doing it.

yea, playing with the ballsies and stroking the cock while licking the balls is a fun part.

and this may be a weird one from me, but i love it when i get the side of my face hit with the cock, lol. yea, i am a perv.

and i like my guy to give me 're-direction' in a couple words or less rather than having a friggin conversation while sucking his dick.
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▫ Sep 21 2010, 20:35 Post #59
QUOTE(misschickie)
you live close to me, and i consider that a challenge.

every guy i have blown, has cum if i wanted him to (and yes, always down my throat)  always wanted my boobies covered, but i get greedy at the end.  the last guy actually yelled when he came, while practically ripping my hair out...i thought that was a pretty good sign.

my all time fave time to give a bj is right after he has been in me.  and getting that dick so deep you can get your tongue to touch the balls is a cool feeling. 

i wouldn't ever go so far as to say, "I give the perfect bj", because I know that I don't  but i have had no complaints and i like doing it. 

yea, playing with the ballsies and stroking the cock while licking the balls is a fun part.

and this may be a weird one from me, but i love it when i get the side of my face hit with the cock, lol.  yea, i am a perv.

and i like my guy to give me 're-direction' in a couple words or less rather than having a friggin conversation while sucking his dick.


If your wierd and a perv then I am too I also like to be slapped with the cock.
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▫ Sep 22 2010, 04:42 Post #60
QUOTE(DesireKristi)
If your wierd and a perv then I am too I also like to be slapped with the cock.


that's my girl! :)

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