Okay. I'm too lazy to read this whole thread. But seeing as I'm about to post number 700, I thought I'd drop it here. It's not bad being the new board whore. I don't know what the hell my problem is though. I just can't stay away from this place. It's too full of hot women and great simpsons references and the like. I'm probably going to get fired pretty soon because I never get any work done anymore.
Well, that's all. I don't have anything good or interesting to say really. what did you expect from a whore?
So thanks for reading all my bullshit, all 700 posts worth. Bet ya can't wait for me to hit 1000
Love,
your long time running #1 daily posts whore (but diane's back now, so there'll probably be some competition)
hmmm maybe I'll drop the big 4000 in here too as I'm almost there.
It won't be as thought out as post 2,500 which was(I thought) mildly amusing.
btw, This was a funny thread. I think like 4 or 5 people make up most of the posts
Is there an easy way to find your post 2500?
You think you'll hit 4k tonight? I'll stick around if you need me to banter on with you. my dinner plans just blew me off. looks like it's just me and this Milky Way now.
well it's in my 411 but I'll indulge you and just repost it here.(plus it gets me one closer to 4000)
Maybe not as funny if you don't remember the context but if you go with something low brow or perverted you're probably on the right track.
"Well, here I am, 2500 posts. The big Double D's. But "Wait", you say, "Gnappster, all your posts are nothing but razzle dazzle and fooferaw." Well I'm here to tell you that you're wrong...DEAD wrong. And to prove it I've sifted through the literary goldmine that are my posts and dug up these gems(I was REALLY bored at work). So without further ado, here are my Top 20 Posts of All-Time(well it's 21---I couldn't narrow it down). Enjoy.
I can't put my finger on it, but something is different around here.
Maybe it's all those banana peels I smoked.
in the meantime, feel free to get nekkid for us!
and with that, sussed's yummy portrait is gone! For all you slackers who missed it.... hahaha
I now have some joy in my pants
how did u find out she was underage? she definitely didn't look it
lose your eye?? explain
exactly why u need a homemade popcorn pussy
me neither, but I can be pretty sure I masturbated yesterday
my balls are at least D-cups
u just want the sweet sweet goat lovin
btw, I hope yer back Kiana
I'd pee on your leg anyday
a flaming asshole perhaps?
the one where my face is between your tits
I hope this had nothing to do with walking around with no pants at work.
Thanks to those pics I'm gonna have a puddin pop spill of my own to deal with
Beer n boobs, what more could you want.
plastic cover? keyboard condom??
I usually blow my load all over my computer's screen and occasionally in her rear usb port. She's naughty like that!
yeah i'm thinking a bottle of jager, couple dozen beer and some industrial grade horse tranquilizers
lol, reading this thread just screams bondi/naraz as i'm left thinking WTF?!
no....as it turned out I had to stop eating hot wings while masturbating
prove it
well it's in the urban dictionary, along with cleveland steamer, rusty hook, and dirty sanchez
hey where did the boobs go?
just an afterthought, who's fingers, yours, his, or someone else's?
Very nice!!! I remember a lot of those. all classics, for sure. Curious to know what happens at 4000. It's a shame you dont' get a cup upgrade. 4000 seems like so much work. But then again, it's attained by talking about boobs, so it's not really work when you think about it.
I'll have to come up with something good for 1000. I wonder if my fiance will let me get a pic of her and post it
Very nice!!! I remember a lot of those. all classics, for sure. Curious to know what happens at 4000. It's a shame you dont' get a cup upgrade. 4000 seems like so much work. But then again, it's attained by talking about boobs, so it's not really work when you think about it.
I'll have to come up with something good for 1000. I wonder if my fiance will let me get a pic of her and post it
Only one way to find out. That was is of course drugging her and taking the pic without her knowledge .
Sort of like how pay goes about getting sex
well I'll never make it to 4000. I have to go play with a nice set of balls right now (I have a DODGEBALL game you perverts!)
I'll save it for the weekend or possibly monday.
well I'll never make it to 4000. I have to go play with a nice set of balls right now (I have a DODGEBALL game you perverts!)
I'll save it for the weekend or possibly monday.
Good move. Quality, not quantity! then you can really think about how to make your mark on number 4000.
you're way off....look at my posts. it's all about quan-
which is why you'll need the weekend to think it through. If 2500 posts yielded 21 good ones, I think we can expect maybe 22 for 4000. the first 21 and then maybe one more. I personally like the one of bart caught in the paper when he was at the gay pride parade. instant classic post.
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